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"Illustrated BMI Categories"(Read 4448 times)
"Illustrated BMI Categories" on: August 17, 2009, 12:32:24 AM
No idea where this really goes so I'm putting it in this forum.

Interesting stuff:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/77367764@N00/sets/72157602199008819/
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 01:36:36 AM
Wow. It's like a smorgasbord! Thanks!

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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 03:47:22 AM
Some of these chicks who are obese do not look that fat to me.  I used to have a boss who was 5'7" 250 pounds, and I just thought she was chubby compared to my other coworkers... sheesh.. 




Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 08:31:11 AM
I'm overweight at 6'1 and 208, it seems. I am going to start lifting, though. I'm tired of having scrawny arms and belly fat. blegh.



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 12:51:25 PM
scrawny arms and belly fat on a man = yuck

i like big strong arms and shoulders and a fit torso. all the better to throw me around in bed.



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 02:37:49 PM
Yeah, I know. This is why I'm working to correct my mistake of a body.



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #6 on: August 23, 2009, 07:17:23 AM
I'm skinny but all flabby, and I still get rolled around with in the sheets...... in the long run it doesn't matter.



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 09:55:36 AM
I'm skinny but all flabby

This and your "Fuck you and I'll kill you if you don't like it" attitude is why I completely overlook your leprosy.
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #8 on: August 23, 2009, 10:58:03 AM



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #9 on: August 23, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
I am going to start lifting, though. I'm tired of having scrawny arms and belly fat.

Get some dumbbells and do a bunch of curls. Won't fix your belly but your arms will look a lot better.
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #10 on: August 23, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
I am going to start lifting, though. I'm tired of having scrawny arms and belly fat.

Get some dumbbells and do a bunch of curls. Won't fix your belly but your arms will look a lot better.

I'm going to be working out with my radio cohort. He lost 121lbs in about eight months, though he put back on 60 of that because he got lazy. Thankfully, I'm tall so I look like I'm in shape. But once the shirt comes off, I favor a longer Casper made flesh after a steady diet of McShit food.



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #11 on: August 23, 2009, 09:47:33 PM
If you cycle, swim or run for 40 minutes twice a week them pounds will drop away
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 09:51:08 PM
Swimming being the better all body workout.
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 09:52:45 PM
swimming is good, but if you haven't trained in a while you're going to get destroyed in about 7 minutes
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #14 on: August 24, 2009, 01:39:49 AM
I walked up a hill earlier and it almost killed me. I then did it two more times, walking/running a total of twenty five blocks and it wasn't hard at all towards the end....



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 04:42:36 PM
Yeah, the first 10 mins or so is always the hardest. Once you get going properly, your body stops complaining so much.
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #16 on: August 24, 2009, 04:45:19 PM
BTW, BMI says I'm obese.
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #17 on: August 24, 2009, 06:18:35 PM
Auditioning for a fuck today, I see.  Morbidly obese? Ok.......well since you don't have a butterface, you pass.  Hop on!
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #18 on: August 24, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
There ya go!
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #19 on: August 24, 2009, 06:24:41 PM
She actually looks a lot like Ashley Judd, who I'd pound in a heartbeat.
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #20 on: August 24, 2009, 06:27:45 PM
Wait... there's no nakey pics of a vid of her getting pounded by a black guy?

Don't fucking do this, Danz...
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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #21 on: August 24, 2009, 07:35:02 PM
Sorry, I found it on the BMI link.  Guess you're gonna have to use your imagination......

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Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
I used to be underweight...I miss those days.



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #23 on: August 26, 2009, 09:58:55 AM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: "Illustrated BMI Categories" Reply #24 on: August 26, 2009, 01:34:20 PM
Yup. Which is why I want to see her get pounded by the BBC.

Fuckin Dylan...
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