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Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job(Read 2053 times)
Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job on: August 22, 2009, 10:24:12 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-iverson082009&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

I've never claimed to be much of a sports fan but I follow just enough to know the answer to this question:

Because he's an overhyped peckerhead.
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Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 10:51:03 AM
Iverson is the type of player who's only effective if you build the whole team around him. Problem is, he's no longer good enough to be the centrepiece of any team. He's all done.
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Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
Not to mention, it's the NBA... So who really gives a fuck.



Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 03:51:13 PM
I keep reading the thread title as "ALIEN INVASION".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 03:59:18 PM
Iverson is small enough to pass for an illegal alien.



Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I keep reading the thread title as "ALIEN INVASION".

I only realised it wasn't that after I clicked on the thread.



Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 01:52:01 AM
Why do I care so little about sports?



Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #7 on: August 24, 2009, 04:31:04 PM
Because it doesn't earn you a living?
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Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 02:43:03 PM
He would be perfect if he tailored his game to be like Jason Terry from Dallas.  Short combo guard off the bench who just fires up a 2nd unit and takes all the scoring load off a group of defensive/rebounding specialists.  He could easily average 10-15 ppg off the bench.  He could easily make several million dollars a year doing this.

He would have to:
1) Publicly profess himself ready to make that leap as a player and become support for a contender
2) Push his ego aside and realize that he's no longer the greatest thing on the court
3) Work on his shot some more since he has coasted on his athleticism which is fading pretty fast

He won't do any of those things, so there's absolutely no reason for any team to even offer him a contract.  He will demand more than any team can reasonably afford to spend on him and I'm sure he has delusions about his value.

On top of that, his game is really from a previous era of guard in the NBA.  The Post-Jordan era of NBA was all about quick scoring combo guards like Iverson, Steve Francis, Tracy McGrady, etc.  When they changed the rules in the NBA to allow more floating zone defense and more physical contact on the ball with hand-checking and guards posting each other the game completely changed and players who were undersized (like Iverson) and relied on cutting through weak man defenders for easy buckets (like Iverson) were dramatically worse players.

I'm a huge NBA fan and I could talk about this stuff all day long, but it doesn't require a thick and dusty tome to explain why Iverson can't get a contract.  The most simple answer is that he's washed up but thinks he's still a rock star.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 02:47:13 PM by Libertine »
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Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 02:45:20 PM
Him and Sprewell got kids to feed, you know.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 02:46:16 PM by FAH-Q »
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Re: Why Can't Allen Iverson Get A Job Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 10:00:40 PM
2) Push his ego aside and realize that he's no longer the greatest thing on the court

This ain't gonna happen. Even his mom went on the news screaming about how her son is the greatest player ever in the NBA and nobody can touch him. After he was involved in an accidental death in Jersey a couple years ago. Absolutely nothing to do with the question. Then she called the cameraman an asshole and pushed him down.

Glad that worked out for both of them.

That's why I raised my kids to believe they are worthless fuckheads. Nowhere to go but UP.
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