I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.Quote from: ZoomieThank you Sasha.
Thank you Sasha.
Run wild ladies and trannies!
Some cheap grey logo tshirt, a black undershirt, blue carpenter jean, boxer briefs, a fat suit, and a neck beard.
My king my king! Where the fuck ya been and what happened to your board???
Black tshirt, cargo shorts, boxer-briefs.This post works for every single day I go to work.
Uniform of the day = walking shorts, pocketed t-shirt, unders, socks, danskin tennie shoes.Oh, and my glasses, a necklace and a ring.
I thought you were wearing your dad's foreskin.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!
But your presence alone is wank material. Don't tell your old man, k?
sleep pants, a bra, and a scowlfuck these hf losers. i can't even be happy about posting in a thread about what i'm wearing. is this the end?
I'm not wearing any panties.
I hate the HF losers too. They aren't funny and they talk about their feelings.
That's black where I come from.
you think you're sooooo cool
Wearing right now: boxers and a freshly shaved mohawk.
What exactly is HF?
It costs money and I tried to navigate through it and got really frustrated at how much crap there is.
I'm wearing nothing but post it notes with the name Sakhi written on each one of them.
I'm going to have to buy some clothes at the end of the year, half my stuff is rags
What would ha[[en if you put clothes on your xmas wish list ?
Does anybody else check to see how close the typo-ed letter is to the correct/intended letter on the keyboard? I do that every time. Am I the only neurotic one?
I also eyed my keyboard. I will post pics, but I can't take them myself. Any volunteers?
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 03, 2009, 01:50:21 PMI also eyed my keyboard. I will post pics, but I can't take them myself. Any volunteers? I'll step up, if no one else is going to.
Thrash's foreskin, Jame Gumb style.
Quote from: Mosh on October 09, 2009, 03:27:36 AMThrash's foreskin, Jame Gumb style.
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 09, 2009, 06:28:51 PMQuote from: Mosh on October 09, 2009, 03:27:36 AMThrash's foreskin, Jame Gumb style.So nothing but a noseguard then? That's fuckin' sexy.
Don't wanna be a killjoy.And where the fuck IS Joy???
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
She OK? Let me guess... Appendectomy? Hysterectomy? Addadicktomy?
Quote from: Zoomie on October 12, 2009, 06:24:51 AMShe OK? Let me guess... Appendectomy? Hysterectomy? Addadicktomy?something to do with finally getting something out of her mouth.
Currently I'm wearing a pretty Indian suit which is good because I don't feel as fat or ugly or stupid as I did about an hour ago... Of course I still am all those things so I'm thinking give it another half an hour or so and I'll hate myself again...Woohoo!
Quote from: Sakhi on October 17, 2009, 12:03:25 PMCurrently I'm wearing a pretty Indian suit which is good because I don't feel as fat or ugly or stupid as I did about an hour ago... Of course I still am all those things so I'm thinking give it another half an hour or so and I'll hate myself again...Woohoo!I always wished (and still do wish) that I was cool enough to wear a sherwani.
Ironically, yes ...
Ya mutha.On my COCK.
... and really stinky shoes
I have that same outfit, except with original period dog tags and unit patches.Oh yeah and with steel toed combat boots and several medals for marksmanship.
Added bonus to keep cool?
Prickly Pear has caused me to rethink how I approach women though. It's made me far more aware of what's going on the the background of their minds.
Boxers. Comfier.
Boxers (and when I say boxers I mean boxer briefs. does anyone actually wear regular boxers anymore?) and navy blue, dog-bitten-to-shit, cotton cargo beach/house shorts.
Sounds like your dog wants some sausage.
Formerly blue, but so faded they're sort of purplish grey cargo shorts, hacked off tshirt with a psychobilly-style car on it, steel-toed policeman's shoes, six-day-shadow of stubble. Looking like a bit of a bum today.
Grey jogging pants with black/grey striping, Classic Pick Up Trucks American Flag Montage shirt, and socks. 'Murica! FUCK YEAH!
Quote from: Daddy on October 29, 2012, 06:18:04 PMGrey jogging pants with black/grey striping, Classic Pick Up Trucks American Flag Montage shirt, and socks. 'Murica! FUCK YEAH!If I didnt know you gotta drain yourself mechanically on a daily basis, I would said you look in pretty decent shape from that pic Ron.
I get that a lot. One guy didn'tbelieve I was on dialysis so I whipped out my catheter. I told him that I could stop dialysis for two days and be sick as a dog, or go fourteen straight and be dead. He still didn't believe me.
I'm dressed as a global baby killer.Black spit shined steel toe combat boots, OD green cargo pants (bloused), Grey "ARMY' logo T-shirt, original issue OD green cover shirt, original issue Vietnam era dog tags with new OD green silencer rubbers, side arm and camo top cover with my last unit patch affixed with velcro.Damn I can't button my shirt anymore. BUT I'M NOT FAT!