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It makes perfect sense!


What are you wearing RIGHT NOW(Read 30314 times)
Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #30 on: August 26, 2009, 10:35:33 PM
I thought you were wearing your dad's foreskin.

Actually, my dad cut his own off. Funny story.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #31 on: August 26, 2009, 11:22:02 PM
Ted Kennedy's face



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #32 on: August 26, 2009, 11:47:11 PM
Out committing robbery tonight, eh?
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #33 on: August 27, 2009, 12:16:40 AM
Changed clothes because I just took a shower.  I'm currently wearing blue plaid boxers that I got for free my senior year of high school, a burgundy thong, and a black t-shirt with a peace sign made out of skulls.  Sweet.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #34 on: August 27, 2009, 12:46:23 AM
A dress made entirely out of Bagman clone-a-willys, all strung together.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #35 on: August 27, 2009, 12:54:14 AM
o_0
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #36 on: August 27, 2009, 12:54:46 AM
Wanna borrow it? I'll send you a bottle of lube too.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #37 on: August 27, 2009, 01:07:15 AM
Only if I can use it on you.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #38 on: August 27, 2009, 01:13:31 AM
Brook is Dylans drug of choice.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #39 on: August 27, 2009, 01:14:55 AM
Cuz I know she'll do the dirtiest things.
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Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #40 on: August 27, 2009, 02:04:35 AM
A frown.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #41 on: August 27, 2009, 02:14:59 AM
I'm wearing this:




Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #42 on: August 27, 2009, 02:34:59 AM
THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!
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Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #43 on: August 27, 2009, 02:37:52 AM
THREE BLACK TWINS?! Pics!!!

that's one set of "triplets" for those of you keeping score at home
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #44 on: August 27, 2009, 02:43:35 AM
Yea, I wear black girls all the time.

I bet you could eat three black girls at the racist buffet line, fatty.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 06:29:49 AM
Jeans and t-shirt.  Wow.how interesting.
 
 ..I really contribute nothing to this forum



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 06:48:33 AM
But your presence alone is wank material. Don't tell your old man, k?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 06:57:48 AM
But your presence alone is wank material. Don't tell your old man, k?

 
 but it'd probably turn him on ..
 
 Come to think of it  he probably doesn't know I post here. Too busy stalking the HF sex threads



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 07:01:57 AM
Nice.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #49 on: August 27, 2009, 01:27:30 PM
brown terry cloth juicy couture halter bikini

it says "juicy" on the ass. it's actually worth a picture.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #50 on: August 27, 2009, 01:33:28 PM
Meh. You lost your ass when you turned 18 and stopped eating animals. Work on that.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #51 on: August 27, 2009, 01:55:26 PM
i stopped eating animals at age ten. and i have a gorgeous and juicy little ass. it's just less fat now than when i was 18 and still had some baby fat on me.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #52 on: August 27, 2009, 04:06:23 PM
I have the pics if you ever wish to do a before and after post.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #53 on: August 27, 2009, 04:20:46 PM
Phlegm
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #54 on: August 27, 2009, 04:40:41 PM
 weirdo. why are you wearing phlegm?



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #55 on: August 27, 2009, 05:23:48 PM
I dead beaver.
fuck you and your little dog too



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #56 on: August 28, 2009, 12:43:29 AM
I'm not wearing any panties.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #57 on: August 28, 2009, 01:05:40 AM
sleep pants, a bra, and a scowl
fuck these hf losers. i can't even be happy about posting in a thread about what i'm wearing. is this the end?
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Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #58 on: August 28, 2009, 01:09:18 AM
sleep pants, a bra, and a scowl
fuck these hf losers. i can't even be happy about posting in a thread about what i'm wearing. is this the end?

if you're going to go out, do it naked
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What are you wearing RIGHT NOW Reply #59 on: August 28, 2009, 01:18:15 AM
I hate the HF losers too.  They aren't funny and they talk about their feelings.