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Leftover Birthday Cake(Read 2490 times)
Leftover Birthday Cake on: August 26, 2009, 06:07:47 PM
So I just got a very belated birthday cake....who wants what is left?  It's a homemade Sock-it-to-me cake.  It's very very good but I need to get rid of it. 



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 06:17:46 PM
Sure, but I ain't paying postage and packaging.



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 06:28:15 PM
Sure, but I ain't paying postage and packaging.

Fuck that.  I'll just leave it out for a fattie to find before I pay to send it to you.



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 06:33:34 PM
Can I get extra topping? I got cash.
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Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #4 on: August 26, 2009, 07:23:47 PM
Sure, but I ain't paying postage and packaging.

Fuck that.  I'll just leave it out for a fattie to find before I pay to send it to you.

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 07:29:17 PM
Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?
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Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

Cooked in real beef lard, served in newspaper, covered in vinegar? Mmmm chipshops...
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Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 07:34:28 PM
Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

You need to ask?


Now when's my cake getting here?
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Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 07:37:08 PM
What have you to trade for it?
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Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
It's not your cake, I ain't gonna barter with you... and by that I mean nothing. Absolutely nothing.



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 08:52:17 PM
She'll send it to me. She always gives me what I ask for because I ask for so little.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 01:01:35 AM
Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

You need to ask?


Now when's my cake getting here?
This chick totally reminds me of injektilo. And anyone who dares disagree can eat my testicles.
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Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #12 on: August 27, 2009, 04:30:29 AM
mmmmmm sock-it-to-tricky's-testicles cake



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 08:01:53 AM
WHERE IS COMMIE?

Sheesh, do I have to do everything around here???

I'LL TAKE IT!



Re: Leftover Birthday Cake Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 06:01:59 AM
Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

You need to ask?


Now when's my cake getting here?
This chick totally reminds me of injektilo. And anyone who dares disagree can eat my testicles.

You're paying postage and packaging. Srsly.