Guess what color my pubic hair is! 

grey

and I'm moving this to the sex forum...

Take pics and show us ...

nude

invisible? 
 
 

She's been havin baybays with TCF, I bet he makes her pluck them one at a time and count them off.

Which is why she's the meanest bitch in the barn.

She's been havin baybays with TCF, I bet he makes her pluck them one at a time and count them off.

Which is why she's the meanest bitch in the barn.

 

 I read that and crossed my legs.

Well it's either that or she does it because she's the meanest bitch in the barn.

its pink

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

you hate the yankees too, right. *swoon*

you know it-- boston pride. jeter and a-rod are definitely gay for eachother. they text eachother smileys.

I'm going to guess that I don't care, because it would be illegal if I did think about it.

on that note, I turned off avatars, smileys and sigs on this board long ago

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

No no no, please go on *chin on fist, elbow on knee*

i like a full on bush on dudes.

Nothin' wrong with that.

We can all post our pubic regions. Sounds like a fun little game to me.

I respectfully disagree.

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

No, I just don't wanna see your fucking pubes.

Depending on what week it is... It's either hair or bare.

You've seen his ass, it can't be that hairy...

Only if I get lazy and don't shave it. I do about every three weeks.

I'd post my pubes but... I'll spare hip the trauma of seeing her friends pubes.

You post yours and i'll post hers. That way its fair.

I'll cosign that.

I'll throw a Wii game into the pot.  If anything you can sell it.

If you buy me a Wii and send it to me, I will send you a full frontal nude picture of me.

Haha, don't flatter yourself, that's not even close to worth it.  You'd have to send me a sex tape.  Good quality, lighting, and length.  Then I'll send you my Wii with all the games and accessories.

You forgot the rights to market and reproduce whatever she sends you, knucklehead. you ALWAYS demand that.

The key difference here is that a sex tape would presumably involve a naked, sweaty man.

He's really quite wily about his faggotry.

The key difference here is that a sex tape would presumably involve a naked, sweaty man.

He's really quite wily about his faggotry.

I had not considered this because I like to think the best of most people.

if I made a sex tape for him I wouldn't put a man in it unless demanded.  I have a catalog of different kinds of men he could pick from.  The one that kind of looks like a chick, the mod hipster, the seventies hipster, the wigger, the tough guy, the hairy guy, the sexy latin guy, and the teenager.

Masturbation movies work well, too.

Only if she is really into it, using toys and preferably a crazy squirter.

One squirter I was with before, I didn't know she was... When she did, it was like someone turned a faucet on. It was quite hot.

Same exact case as mine.  I'll always have the memories, unless I get lucky twice and hook up with another squirter.  I wonder what the statistics are of the squirters to non-squirters ratio....

I've been with four in my history and one lady that never knew she was until one night she was with me. It was a pleasant surprise for both us.

Sounds gross to me

<--- non squirter

I'm not just trying to bust your metaphorical balls, I seriously think you'd be quite boring in bed after the guy gets used to riding the one trick pony.  Based on modus alone, the sexually adventurous young man would undoubtedly scoff at the apparently staunch conservative pussy that is Sasha's bored genitals, not losing any speed in his stride as he stumbles upon the anarchistic playground of hedonism that is Brook's twat... a stark contrast to the weepy vagina of 13chemicles, all he can do is fall on his knees and weep in reverence towards tricky's vastly superior orifice.

No offense.

There's more to a fun vagina than just squirting. Sure, it's nice and all, but I would prefer a woman who knows her way around a man's body, any day. The worst are those women who just lay there and either expect you to just fuck them while they lay there or similarly think that giving you permission to penetrate them is work enough.

I like a woman who can throw down, now.

Concurring, it's what I'm doing.

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

I've seen 'em, I know this to be fact ...

HAHAHA i forgot about that. my bad Thrash.

dirty girl!

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

I've seen 'em, I know this to be fact ...

Do share!!!

HAHAHA i forgot about that. my bad Thrash.

Oh, it's not bad in ANY way, dear ...

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Hey, Danzig, you want me to be in your sex tape?

Sasha didn't mention "fat, hairy dude", but I'd volunteer...  for you.

What about "fat, hairless dude"?  Cuz I qualify for that.

how? you have a fucking mane for chrissakes

I know, it's pretty sweet......but the rest of my body doesn't have much hair.

Shame, you could tell the slut that your sores are ingrown hairs.

Yeah, that would be like if you tried to pass off your necrotizing fasciitis as a rugburn.

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

Hypothesis confirmed.

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

I think he's got it, I think he's got it!

I though Rex Harrison only said that after Julie Andrews had learned to say "Rain" and "Spain." What's all this "rine" and "spline" stuff? Am I crazy or are they inaccurate?

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

I think he's got it, I think he's got it!

I've learned a thing or two in my time with A-S.

I though Rex Harrison only said that after Julie Andrews had learned to say "Rain" and "Spain." What's all this "rine" and "spline" stuff? Am I crazy or are they inaccurate?

I would have preferred an actual screenshot of the moment where that song starts but, after the first 4 pages of google images didn't turn it up through 3 result sets, I just took what was available.

Kind of like last call.

Hah. Yeah and I made not one but two typos in my haste to point out the errors of the cartoon. Looks like I should shut my mouth.

self-pwnd

You know, this question was NEVER answered ...

Really, almost 4 years later, you care about this?

Not really; I just saw this and realized we never got an answer ...

I'mma need to see that thang split and glistening in return for a Wii... And no blood.

And this is discounting the fact that I owe you a can opener, Sasha...