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The Perfect Storm: 2030(Read 3089 times)
The Perfect Storm: 2030 on: August 28, 2009, 09:27:40 AM



Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 09:53:38 AM
We are SOOOOO on the cusp of peak EVERYTHING. That's why I'm livin' large now. Old age is gonna suck more than usual.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 10:03:28 AM
you're all invited to New Zealand. We'll be closing our borders in 2014
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Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 10:05:57 AM
I ain't got the mad skillz NZ needs. I'd get kicked out in 2011.
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Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 10:07:28 AM
I ain't got the mad skillz NZ needs. I'd get kicked out in 2011.

you know about sailing... we'll trade an Indian who doesn't for you
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Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 10:11:23 AM
Deal. So when the polar icecaps melt and we have to live like that shitty Waterworld movie, you'll all know how to excape the smokers on jetskis. And krsna will tattoo a map of dry land on Tricky's firstborn, and then we'll carve out the blubber from Danzy and use his carcass to sail all of humanity to a new tomorrow.

This just... might... work.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 10:20:11 AM
Deal. So when the polar icecaps melt and we have to live like that shitty Waterworld movie, you'll all know how to excape the smokers on jetskis. And krsna will tattoo a map of dry land on Tricky's firstborn, and then we'll carve out the blubber from Danzy and use his carcass to sail all of humanity to a new tomorrow.

This just... might... work.

for now it's the best plan we got
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Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #7 on: August 29, 2009, 02:33:32 AM
I would have no qualms killing Danzig for use as a sail boat, or for sail boat/heating materials.



Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #8 on: August 29, 2009, 05:03:43 AM
How would you counter the putrefaction if you were to make said me-boat?
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Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #9 on: August 29, 2009, 07:35:01 AM
For the smell:  OZIUM!

well, and maybe some gas masks...
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Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 11:41:59 PM
Deal. So when the polar icecaps melt and we have to live like that shitty Waterworld movie, you'll all know how to excape the smokers on jetskis. And krsna will tattoo a map of dry land on Tricky's firstborn, and then we'll carve out the blubber from Danzy and use his carcass to sail all of humanity to a new tomorrow.

This just... might... work.

So, water levels globally would probably rise only about 100-120 meters if all of the ice in the whole world melted into the ocean.  We'd never be in a Waterworld-type situation.

Besides, the real concern with increased CO2 in the atmo is much more impactful to a Waterworld-type scenario than even the water levels...  CO2 dissolves into the ocean, increasing the acidity of the ocean globally.

Can't have a maritime way of life if all of the seafood is dead.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Perfect Storm: 2030 Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 07:53:36 PM
Fuck you, Poindexter!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!