Deal. So when the polar icecaps melt and we have to live like that shitty Waterworld movie, you'll all know how to excape the smokers on jetskis. And krsna will tattoo a map of dry land on Tricky's firstborn, and then we'll carve out the blubber from Danzy and use his carcass to sail all of humanity to a new tomorrow.
This just... might... work.