We have locked some old user names so they cannot be used by anyone else.
Danzig, however is fucked, and it appears cannot be retrieved. Sorry.

If you want to use these names again, let us know (and we'll work to get them to you).

Love Mosh.

Basically, we believe that your name was your "property" here before, and we'll do our best to restore the old chaos ...

We should have something like a wake or memorial service for the danzig name  :'(

I thought about it in passing for 2 seconds. There

I thought about it in passing for 2 seconds. There

Thank you underclass.

These are the list of names we have set to being reserved:

HitlerJesus
Hitler Jesus
Fuse
MaddHatts
Danzig
BurnAmerica
agreen
RadioEthopia
Animaculine
Fred
Fred Hampton
Lee Harvey
Ruthless1
BigHombre
anarchy_yes
CAPX2000
Firebitch
CommunistTwat
Lucky
Chilucky
Fatt
Mean Bastard

If you want your name back, we'll unreserve it.

Danzig is the only one we know that we cant do anything with at this stage.

I miss Goldie 

It really fucking sucks when you have no idea where someone went.

I'll hit the SQL in the next day or two and hard-code the "danzig" name to fruition ...

I'll hit the SQL in the next day or two and hard-code the "danzig" name to fruition ...

I don't know exactly what that means, but that's cool.

IOW: I know PHP and SQL and will solve it in code instead of through the interface(s) here ...

OK I'm just glad you're smart at code cuz you're talking gibberish to me.

Bottom Line: I'll sort it out ...
Read nothing else ...

Heh ...

Ruthless1

?

Dum dee dum

Which one SeanSucks or Narco?

Wouldn't it make more sense to have that one permanently reserved, if we want to avoid the person altogether?

No, its more funny this way.

Why don't you just delete the Danzig name (through SQL of course) and then re-create it?

ssssh, they're engineers

I'm not.

You engineer us socially Ian. It's the subtlest kind of engineering of all. We start out talking about something harmless like run-down old hay-sheds and the next thing we know we're talking about rape barns. Social engineering at its finest.

ssssh, they're engineers

Your mom's an engineer.

...and Thrash won't let me near the database. 

Me neither

Why don't you just delete the Danzig name (through SQL of course) and then re-create it?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THAT COCK BACK IN YOUR MOUTH AND GET BACK TO EARNING YOUR RENT.

Feisty!

You hardware schmucks will never understand software, will you?

it's my one lament

it's my one lament

Second to the athletic lady from your past.

yes, two laments

ssssh, they're engineers

...and Thrash won't let me near the database. 

I told you I wanted a go at it first ...
I never said I'd never let you near it ...

Shit, the last site stayed up (after crashes) because of you ...
... I fully acknowledge that, and thank you for it

So if you guys need help with anything I'll be happy to assist.

Hmm...  I don't remember that!

Okay, well, I guess I'm still waiting on you. 

That makes two of us ...

ypop maoma

ypop maoma

your mama!

I'm laughing so hard right now ...

ypop maoma

your mama!

Oh, I dont even have any recollection of that...

I'm laughing so hard right now ...

Bump, for those that I see are returning as of late ...

Like who? Oh wait, MutantStar.....but Mosh baleeted her.

I don't think I can get my name back.

Mine is the only one fucked to all hell.  What's the deal with that?  Well I didn't like being named after this guy anyways:

I miss Goldie 

It really fucking sucks when you have no idea where someone went.

Aw. so sweet. Out of everyone i use to talk to you were one out of 3 that i actually cared that i stopped talking to.

I feel totally honored that my name was reserved.. but why the fuck didn't i have a space in between the two words?

Oh bitch bitch bitch...

Oh no.. I meant Why didn't i type a space in my name then? .. but I'm thinking maybe the board didn't allow it or something?

Anyways! when did AS kick the bucket?

Late summer '00 (ish). Then everyone took refuge on various EzBoards for a while, then L-G was born in Feb '01.

Damn.. It's been around for that long and i've only just now found it? Fuuuuuuck.

and to think of all the lawls i have missed during that time. 

No it was gone for about 4 years and just came back maybe 7 months ago?

I thought about buying the anti-social domain a long time ago... but maybe i thought it was net not com? ...cause before finding this place i checked to see if it was available and it was registered to someone in pa and the date was 97-2012

The current messageboard i've been posting on for the last 4 years is shutting down.. so... i'll most likely move here.

No it was gone for about 4 years and just came back maybe 7 months ago?

Was it really down for that long? I would've said 2 years... but I may well be wrong.

LG? I think LG was only down since 2007ish - cause i remember moving over to TsI then

That's what I was thinking.

if you add up all the down time, its like 4 years

That also makes sense.

Don't y'all exchange E addys?  i still have one from when i first ever got online, that still receives mail from anyone that remembers/has my s/n from back then.  The only thing is, you have to visit the name at least once per month, in order to keep it active.  i do it, on the 1st, to check mail.

When I feed my dogs, I like to give them their food in order of slowest-eater to fastest-eater, to make sure that the two bigger and faster ones don't end up eating theirs first and then bothering the smaller, slower eaters.

Also, about twice a month I clean the screens on the A/C unit in my bedroom.

When I feed my dogs, I like to give them their food in order of slowest-eater to fastest-eater, to make sure that the two bigger and faster ones don't end up eating theirs first and then bothering the smaller, slower eaters.

How many dogs do you have?

I have a Boston terrier and he's the shit. If i could i'd have a house full of flat faced pups!

Five of 'em, all mutts. Tomboy, Mojo, Rocco, Mya, and Lemmy, oldest to youngest.

Boston Terriers are cool - what's yours called?

Five of 'em, all mutts. Tomboy, Mojo, Rocco, Mya, and Lemmy, oldest to youngest.

Boston Terriers are cool - what's yours called?

Hilder has 5 dogs, too!  i just have one, but no pix on this computer, yet.  She's a Rat Terrier, adopted from the pound, stolen from the adoptive parent (who kept leaving town, AND leaving no dog food, nor money for dog food) into our happy little famBilly.  i'll get Dear to E me a pic, and post it up once i get it.


Presenting ~>  Little Dog

Boston Terriers are cool - what's yours called?

Iggy

This esplains much, Dave...

Hahahahahaha!

No it was gone for about 4 years and just came back maybe 7 months ago?

You're welcome ...
Actually, thank Baggie for grabbing the domain name, and thank him AGAIN for transferring it over to me ...
He knows how I run things, and I consider this a BIG gift from a "stranger"; I'm honored to have it and run this place ...

And I'll buy you many drinks in October.

Just as soon as you locate and document all the bars in Jax that have Guinness on tap.

Speaking of October, I'll be in JAX 6th -10th October

Thrash will be there right through to November

hahahaha

Speaking of October, I'll be in JAX 6th -10th October

And so will I.

W3rd!

Late summer '00 (ish). Then everyone took refuge on various EzBoards for a while, then L-G was born in Feb '01.

suuuuunuvva biiiitch....  that explains it then!!!!!!!  I was in fucking army basic training when A-S went down!  No wonder I couldn't find the f--kin place!!

And yeah, i dimly remember commie twat (*love* that name btw!!!) from then too

So you were never there?

Yeah I was there.. something like may 1998 to early 2000.  I remember the moderate panic when it was announced the forums were coming down till they could get more money or something

So you were never there?

iiiiif.....  this a 2nd version of L-G, then yeah, I was never on L-G v1.0

Isn't it a third? I can't keep track.

Who wants the bloatware line ?

ok, then to sum up I've *never* been on l-g before.  I *was* on a-s a long-ass time ago.

Prove it.

fak.  let's see if wayback machine preserved any of the forums...

edit:  this is as far in as I could get.

http://web.archive.org/web/19990208223725/anti-social.com/boards/Ultimate.cgi

even if I could get to the old board, it's a different name than the one I use now so it would be pointless to point it out.  I should note, though, that the old board is the only reason I knew of *this* board.

Pointless ?

May '98 to '00 ...

~sigh. I was hoping for better. I really really was.

How so?  It was some fun times, but I was a chicken shit then and thought everything anyone said on here was serious so whenever I would post it would be defending the chicks, so I'd always look like a tool.

If anyone else backed up the forums, I was USSAlliance.  Or NCC13443.  Damn my shitty memory.

You want me to believe a Treker would forget what name they used ?

yes.  my memory sucks. 

Imagine if you will a computer with motherboard by ASUS, RAM by Kingston, hard disk by Fisher Price.

"You have just entered the Twilight Zone!"

indeed.

I vaguely remember being banned from a star trek board.

Threatening to inseminate Tribbles with emp's cum will do that.

Imagine if you will a computer with motherboard by ASUS, RAM by Kingston, hard disk by Fisher Price.

Hey, word of advice:  this is pretty much the only computer thread in the whole board.

I understood you, but almost everyone else started thinking about nachos (or penises, in Danzig's case).

Not working in the business does not make us retarded. You know from experience that I am the least computer capable member on this board and I understood what he said and what he meant. Perfectly.

underclass was thinking about nachos

Imagine if you will a computer with motherboard by ASUS, RAM by Kingston, hard disk by Fisher Price.

Hey, word of advice:  this is pretty much the only computer thread in the whole board.

I understood you, but almost everyone else started thinking about nachos (or penises, in Danzig's case).

Wow.  Do i sense an attitude of arrogance?  'Cuz FYI?  i understood it, and i would probably be most likely to be voted MOST Totally Out Of Touch-ed-ness member of L=G.

Not working in the business does not make us retarded. You know from experience that I am the least computer capable member on this board and I understood what he said and what he meant. Perfectly.

With all of that said, you didn't clarify whether or not you were thinking about nachos.

Wow.  Do i sense an attitude of arrogance?  'Cuz FYI?  i understood it, and i would probably be most likely to be voted MOST Totally Out Of Touch-ed-ness member of L=G.

You're a delusional old lady.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I understood it in a general way, but I must confess I was also thinking about delicious nachos.

You're a delusional old lady.

Am i DElusional?

Or ILlusional?

And, anyway, i don't FEEL ood.

WTF is Up with Nachos???

Get tortilla chips.

Get "Rat" Cheese ~ Wisconsin Longhorn Mild Cheddar.

Get jalapenos, cut however you like 'em ~ slivered, rounds, chunks, or even NO peppers, just Pace's Thick Picante Sauce.

You got yourself some AWESOME (and, i might add, AUTHENTIC) Nachos.

Max:  Now a few people read about nachos, and started thinking about sex.

Imagine if you will a computer with motherboard by ASUS, RAM by Kingston, hard disk by Fisher Price.

Hey, word of advice:  this is pretty much the only computer thread in the whole board.

I understood you, but almost everyone else started thinking about nachos (or penises, in Danzig's case).

i believe it is my turn to tell you how I understood and you're wrong - i read it, understood it, and lol'd.

Google and wiki can help with those gaps in understanding 

Hell I don't pretend to understand what voltages do what and where shit goes and just what the fuck overclocking does so I'm one of the ones that thinks about other things in the middle of a weird explanation.

What can I say, my brain runs Macintosh System 7.5. 

Standing at our Samhain fire on the beach, something got in my head. Not a thought, but a bug. Now after surviving the hamthrax, I may just lie down and succumb to the rhino.

So to clarify, when I posted that, no. I was not thinking about nachos or penises or motherboards. I was thinking about breathing.

http://www.miguelcarrasco.net/miguelcarrasco/WindowsLiveWriter/AppleCrashTop10Images_12FAA/bomb_s_thumb.jpg

mmmm sex with nachos...

And I still haven't ordered that Dell, as it happens.

use the img tag next time, tardillius.

just wanted it to be a link 

meh, oh well

who are you?

Returning ex-lurker from 1999

ah, ok

Not '99...'98              remember your backstory, fool.

meh.

underclass was thinking about nachos and penises

underclass was thinking about nachos and penises

Penis Pepper Nachos ...  Could be do-able.

Just depends on how much Special Sauce is required.

"Paging Dr. Emp, Dr. Emp, white courtesy phone!"

What is the emergency?

I made Nachos for lunch

You're the resident "special sauce" source, or so I've believed all these years ...

Damn, this thread just made up my mind. I'm going home and getting Nachos RIGHT NOW.

You're the resident "special sauce" source, or so I've believed all these years ...

I've just realized that I pronounce "sauce" and "source" almost exactly the same. Lame.

So do I, what's wrong with that?

kinda:
Saw-ce.
Sor-ce.
but difficult to spell out.

Did someone just say nachos?

And penis?

Oh, please don't add "cheese" to this word ladder ...

So do I, what's wrong with that?

It means we're both terribly English, dahhhling.

So do I, what's wrong with that?

It means one is terribly English, dahhhling.

Quite.

Rahther.

So do I, what's wrong with that?

It means we're both terribly English, dahhhling.

innit tho, s'wut i be talkin' 'bout blud.

*kills self*

Now you're really not stalking anyone.

Neither am I !

Anymore ...

I like your curtains, Thrash.

That was the old house; now I have blinds ...

Whore-A-Zontal, or the other way?

The match the carpets, if that helps ...

Will they survive the remodeling.