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dream bomb shelter(Read 4292 times)
dream bomb shelter on: March 08, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
so my dream bomb shelter would have:

lots of firearms (of course), irish whiskies (let's face it, space is an issue, so cider will not do.  there's a lot more alcohol in a bottle of whiskey than a comparable 750mL of cider), a LOT of books (anything remotely touching on ireland, titanic, politics, fiction, transportation), calorie dense food (again space - nuts, beans, that type of stuff), tea, diet mtn dew, and water.

it'll have gun mounts whereby you can fire from within while still avoiding nuclear annihilation.

some blank notebooks, so i can write about how i'm going crazy in isolation.  deodorant, cos i wear men's and the smell is HOT to me.  the favorite t shirts, and shorts cos i'm always too warm.

and my teddy bear.  cos he can definitely kick some soviet ass.

He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 11:22:07 PM
No the soviets are our friends now. It's the Arabs we hate. Goldstein's men have been at work.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 11:27:40 PM
If you've ever read the book (which is very different from the movie) "The Postman", you would know that your particular approach to survival is WRONG.  :P
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 11:31:49 PM
The Russians are no man's friend.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 11:44:33 PM
I just got a new toy tonight. Rossi .22 with scope and quick change .20 gauge shotgun barrel. I can't wait to try it out.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #5 on: March 08, 2009, 11:46:11 PM
On anyone in particular?

Coz I will get you that Coopers.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009, 11:47:26 PM
We'll see.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #7 on: March 08, 2009, 11:55:49 PM
Dang, a cap in my ass is coming my way for my blaspheming of Guiness and coffee comments, innit?



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #8 on: March 08, 2009, 11:56:49 PM
I'm sorry I have to shoot your for being born Protestant, Ian.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #9 on: March 08, 2009, 11:58:30 PM
Oooh, can we look up bomb shelters on the internet again when I'm up there?!?



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #10 on: March 09, 2009, 12:03:48 AM
I'm sorry I have to shoot your for being born Protestant, Ian.

Well, I can cope with that, the alternative is too terrifying to contemplate.

Conversion to Catholicism.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #11 on: March 09, 2009, 02:09:11 AM
You know, I seem to recall Lucas really pissing someone off on TSi ....
... and I think it's the same conversation
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #12 on: March 09, 2009, 02:10:37 AM
Yeah, who was that?

I probably missed it.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 02:18:45 AM
I know I've seen this exact dialog on TSi before ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #14 on: March 09, 2009, 03:12:23 AM
If it were my dream bomb shelter than I would have to add a rack of injectable pharmaceutical grade opioids of the highest potency and also stock up on PCP, Ketamine, DXM, Nitrous, and pot (for enhancement).  No other drugs.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #15 on: March 09, 2009, 03:21:58 AM
Are you sure you'd wanna be fucked up beyond belief, and strip your judgement, in a place where judgement is completely necessary?'

In that case, I'd just stand outside and watch the "pretty lights" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #16 on: March 09, 2009, 03:28:23 AM
Are you sure you'd wanna be fucked up beyond belief, and strip your judgement, in a place where judgement is completely necessary?'

In that case, I'd just stand outside and watch the "pretty lights" ...

Dear thrash, have you not done those drugs before?  Those may alter judgment, but none would make me freak out or do something stupid like open the door.  That's why I said no other drugs. I chose specific ones that would relax you and put you in another world.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #17 on: March 09, 2009, 07:35:43 AM
My dream bomb shelter contains porn.

Lots of porn.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #18 on: March 09, 2009, 08:02:10 AM
emp we can shop around for that double wide bomb shelter we've always wanted!
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #19 on: March 10, 2009, 12:40:39 AM
Are you sure you'd wanna be fucked up beyond belief, and strip your judgement, in a place where judgement is completely necessary?'

In that case, I'd just stand outside and watch the "pretty lights" ...

Dear thrash, have you not done those drugs before?  Those may alter judgment, but none would make me freak out or do something stupid like open the door.  That's why I said no other drugs. I chose specific ones that would relax you and put you in another world.

Dear SlamPig,

No, I haven't ...
Not really ...

Given that explaination, I admit I may be wrong and retract the previous statement ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 01:03:52 AM
my bomb shelter would have LAN parties



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 01:37:53 AM
heck. yes.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #22 on: March 10, 2009, 01:43:03 AM
I'll be there ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #23 on: March 10, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
My bomb sheter would be safe from the USAF's deep impact sub-kiloton warheads.

And wood panelling, shag carpet and a lot of Noma garden lights.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #24 on: March 10, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
Are you sure you'd wanna be fucked up beyond belief, and strip your judgement, in a place where judgement is completely necessary?'

In that case, I'd just stand outside and watch the "pretty lights" ...

Dear thrash, have you not done those drugs before?  Those may alter judgment, but none would make me freak out or do something stupid like open the door.  That's why I said no other drugs. I chose specific ones that would relax you and put you in another world.

Yeah thrash, PCP would never make someone wig out and do irrational shit.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #25 on: March 10, 2009, 03:06:30 PM
is that how you got started sucking tranny cock you homo?

everyone blames it on the pcp dont they.



Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #26 on: March 10, 2009, 03:29:32 PM
Go fuck yourself douchebag.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #27 on: March 10, 2009, 03:34:29 PM
Yeah, he's a douche, but I get the feeling we know him.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #28 on: March 10, 2009, 03:36:01 PM
It's probably danzig.
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Re: dream bomb shelter Reply #29 on: March 10, 2009, 05:30:54 PM
It's danzig/drugmoth's inner dialog fighting against his will to just come out of the closet ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')