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Guns, guns, guns(Read 13724 times)
Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #30 on: December 20, 2011, 04:33:28 AM
Yay! It's been over 5 years since I caught that assault on a popo charge! I can own handguns again!
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #31 on: December 20, 2011, 01:48:07 PM
I have a year and a few months left on my probation.

I was on a ten year probation that would have expired early this year.
But I picked up  a DUI which carries another 3 years, about half over.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #32 on: December 21, 2011, 04:51:14 PM
Dayum!
Bored much?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #33 on: May 21, 2012, 01:17:12 PM
Bored, yes. It's a pain in the ass not being able to walk down the street with weapons in full view just daring anyone to look sideways at you.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #34 on: May 21, 2012, 02:25:23 PM
I've always wanted a cute little hand gun... Problem is I get teh sads pretty often.



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #35 on: May 21, 2012, 05:05:51 PM
afraid you'll splay that shit out eh?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #36 on: May 21, 2012, 06:09:25 PM
... perhaps it's better not to purchase one in that case
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #37 on: May 22, 2012, 02:08:14 PM
Any doubt a person has about their ability to responsibly own a firearm is reason enough to not own one. Not that it's something I'd want to do anyway, but I wouldn't own a gun because a) I like intoxicants too much, and b) while I'm a level-headed, calm person 98% of the time, that 2% could still be a problem.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #38 on: May 23, 2012, 01:09:39 AM
Buy this instead, commie:






Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #39 on: May 23, 2012, 02:08:57 AM
Oh, fuck; don't show Melissa that!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #40 on: May 23, 2012, 02:18:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #41 on: May 23, 2012, 02:29:42 AM
You've been here; you know how that rolls 'round here!
Hahaha!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #42 on: May 23, 2012, 02:44:18 AM
Buy this instead, commie:



HOLY SHIT! I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

link?



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #43 on: May 23, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
My friend sells 'em ...
He also has just plain pink ones ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #44 on: May 23, 2012, 03:16:41 AM
how much are they!??!



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #45 on: May 23, 2012, 10:17:15 AM
You've been here; you know how that rolls 'round here!
Hahaha!

No shit,if they made a Hello Kitty salad spinner she'd have one...
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #46 on: May 23, 2012, 11:41:59 AM
Cops should not only have to yell "PIKACHU!" before they taze someone, they should have to carry Hello Kitty tazers.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #47 on: May 23, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
DON'T TAZE ME BROKEMON!
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #48 on: May 23, 2012, 04:55:41 PM
how much are they!??!

I shall find out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #49 on: May 23, 2012, 07:39:32 PM
It;s not a production model. It's a Taser C2 with a snap on skin. Not for sale. Yet...
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #50 on: May 23, 2012, 08:24:42 PM
but for srs.. i fucking need that shit.

I've been walking around a ton.. i know fat kids are hard to steal and all.. but i get creeped on a lot by hardcore homeless creepers.. and if i had that shit i'd feel like a super hero.

instead of waddling off all like EPP! i could pull out the hello kitty tazer and be all like DON'T MAKE ME TAZE YOU BRO!



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #51 on: May 23, 2012, 10:24:46 PM
Seriously, get some pepper spray, or carry something legal that can seriously fuck a creeper up. Like this:



I got two of these on Quibids for $8. Wicked blades.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #52 on: May 23, 2012, 11:47:00 PM


i want one of these but i don't think it's worth the shipping cost.

i sorta want this Stiletto Switchblade Purple

BAGMAN! will you buy it for me? http://www.swordsswords.com/violet-s-italian-stiletto-switchblade-purple.aspx
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #53 on: May 24, 2012, 02:10:45 AM
Hah, only if I get to meet you next time I'm in Portland.



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #54 on: May 24, 2012, 03:50:24 AM
Hah, only if I get to meet you next time I'm in Portland.

Hmm.. how often do you go thar?

I like like an hour away now and don't drive.



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #55 on: May 24, 2012, 10:49:35 AM



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #56 on: May 24, 2012, 11:05:13 AM
I picked up a pair of these:



Czechoslovakian surplus Makarov CZ-82. Fires a 9x18mm, 10 rounds, small enough to easily carry concealed, cheap, clean ammo, very reliable. And under $225 per unit with a spare magazine. Got some Russian surplus Mosin-Nagant M91/30s too, basically the same gun as those WWII Japanese carbines I gave some of you guys, but factory reconditioned. Again, cheap, clean ammo and they make great deer guns. And and at about $100 each for a 7.62 you can't beat it.

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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #57 on: May 24, 2012, 11:06:42 AM
I picked up a pair of these:



Czechoslovakian surplus Makarov CZ-82. Fires a 9x18mm, 10 rounds, small enough to easily carry concealed, cheap, clean ammo, very reliable. And under $225 per unit with a spare magazine. Got some Russian surplus Mosin-Nagant M91/30s too, basically the same gun as those WWII Japanese carbines I gave some of you guys, but factory reconditioned. Again, cheap, clean ammo and they make great deer guns. And and at about $100 each for a 7.62 you can't beat it.



Also Romanian surplus ammo is running about $70 for 400 rounds. For those of you who might be, you know, stocking up.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #58 on: May 24, 2012, 01:24:05 PM
How much you take for one of the Makarov's?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #59 on: May 24, 2012, 01:42:43 PM
More than you would pay for one at jgsales.com Anyway you live in CA. Nope.  Transferring a weapon, even an antique and collectible like these, with a magazine capacity that exceeds California law... I don't have 5-25 to spare.
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