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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Guns, guns, guns(Read 14611 times)
Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #60 on: May 24, 2012, 02:49:23 PM
10 round mags are legal in Ca.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #61 on: May 24, 2012, 03:32:43 PM
I don't know how i feel about the anti-socialers owning guns.



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #62 on: May 24, 2012, 04:58:10 PM
It's a single-double. So you can walk around with ten in the clip, one in the chamber, hammer down, and still fire without racking the slide. So technically it's an 11-round gun and classified by the state of California as high capacity. Nope.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #63 on: May 24, 2012, 06:40:18 PM
Bah humbug...

I don't know how i feel about the anti-socialers owning guns.
Quite a few of us have owned them all along.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #64 on: May 24, 2012, 07:41:16 PM
Hence, you know, "L-G".

I really like the look of that Meyer knife. Sorta reminds me of the Gerber Gator, which is what I currently have. Knives are so fucking cool.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #65 on: May 24, 2012, 10:22:07 PM
I don't own any guns at the moment.  I carried one for a while and decided it made me more nervous.  I like knives, I've trained with knives, I'm comfortable with knives, and even when I had the gun under my pillow I knew I'd still go for my knife first.  Hence no more guns.



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #66 on: May 24, 2012, 10:30:11 PM
And...i sound like a character in one of those Guy Ritchie movies.



Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #67 on: May 25, 2012, 08:39:34 AM
Yes, but less cheesy and fake-British.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #68 on: May 25, 2012, 10:47:20 AM
...as much as I hated the guy...

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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #69 on: May 25, 2012, 12:19:33 PM
...why are you talking like Dave...?
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #70 on: May 25, 2012, 03:08:27 PM
...Dave talks like me...
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #71 on: May 25, 2012, 03:15:12 PM
Dave's not here, man...
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #72 on: May 25, 2012, 04:59:29 PM
... I'm not?
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #73 on: June 19, 2012, 04:06:08 PM
OPEN UP MAN I GOT THE STUFF.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #74 on: July 05, 2012, 06:27:58 AM
Hey Zoomie I've seen a recent advertisement for a used MAKAROV P65 in good condition (is that what you have) for well under $200.

I have to admit I was hoping I could get you to send it to me without FFL. I think I may be legal next year ( but no guarantee) and the prices for legal purchase across the board are really cheap these days.

I can get a Glock 380 on the street in my neighborhood for $750 or an original 1911 for $1200 but that's gouging! (ok the original 1911 is worth it)  But no telling where they came from.

Oh but back to the point, The Makarov with a ten round mag is legal in Ca.

That's all.

You can +1 almost any weapon.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #75 on: July 05, 2012, 07:58:54 AM
I have CZ82s. I think you mean the P-64. It's a pretty little gun, looks very much like the Walther PP. But it's small for the round it fires and is tough on the wrists. 6 round mag. If you seriously want a Mak we can probably work something out. Good chance I'll be out West next year. Get you one for cost.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #76 on: July 05, 2012, 07:06:46 PM

Walther PPK  380 yeah that's what I was thinking. (also available for under $200)

Are yours Czechoslovakian or Russian? Doesn't matter they are work horses and would be a good buy either way, I would love to have one. I would definitely be interested (no paper work.)

At least I would be assured they haven't been used in a crime here in Ca.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #77 on: July 05, 2012, 08:24:32 PM
Oh yeah CZ means czech . Got it. My buddies wife is CZ. I'm not sure CZ's can actually be considered a Makarov but the heritage is there.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #78 on: July 06, 2012, 12:58:41 PM
She's not the real deal, however, she's close, you know, for manmade ...
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #79 on: August 10, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
Yep, I still can't figure out why he bought her, but maybe just for the offspring. He has a six year old daughter now that he really cares about. 

All people are man made.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #80 on: October 21, 2012, 10:03:35 PM
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #81 on: October 21, 2012, 11:19:32 PM
That's nice
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #82 on: October 22, 2012, 01:36:13 AM
Yeah; Hmmmm .... FFL ....
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #83 on: October 22, 2012, 09:26:21 AM
My local shop Guns on 41 will receive them for $25 per piece. Magazines and ammo ship directly to me.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #84 on: October 23, 2012, 07:01:12 PM
My local gun shop will receive them pretty much for free after a $20 background check. Problem is with the Justice Department denying everyone possible for any previous infraction for up to ten years onward, but whatever they decide basically. If you ever get on their list even for a minor domestic dispute you will never have civil rights again.

FFL? fuck that shit in the ass.  FUCK THE FED!
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #85 on: October 23, 2012, 07:28:08 PM
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #86 on: October 23, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
None of that is a problem here. You pay $45 for a class, they do all your paperwork and fingerprints, write a check for $75 and send it off the the state. Fed has naught to do with it. Florida is a WILL ISSUE state and unless you're a felon or mentally ill, you get a carry card. Then you just pay the gun dealer $25 per unit and he'll accept whatever you want, inspect it, test fire it to make sure it's safe and then you sign for it. Done deal. Or just go to the pawn shop, but you pay a premium for your guns there. I prefer getting them straight from the importer like J&G.

I'm ok with this.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #87 on: October 23, 2012, 09:22:26 PM
Again, that's nice.
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #88 on: October 24, 2012, 01:21:27 PM
I'm all about it ...
I was wrong; my carry's been expired for a littke while now ...
... I'd like to carry again
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Re: Guns, guns, guns Reply #89 on: October 24, 2012, 04:58:24 PM
Seems like you are allowed many features the rest if us are denied.


So what?

Again, FUCK THE FED.


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