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Members only forum(Read 14253 times)
Members only forum on: September 08, 2009, 11:06:07 AM
I kind of wish there was a members only forum (that unregistered gusts couldn't see/ read), but I think that this would only be something I'd like. I don't think anyone else here has much interest in that.

What do you all think?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 11:08:52 AM
Facebook.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 11:09:05 AM
We already have one like that. It's called Mods Only. Ha!
No that's not a bad idea except that it would bloat what we have. I'd suggest making "Rhubarb" members only. It would be a little bonus to get people to join up and start talking hopefully.



Re: Members only forum Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 11:12:37 AM
Yes because if I wanted to find pics of Sasha's breasts I'd think they were in the 48 of 1150 threads that I can't access in Rhubarb so I'd immediately sign up...

CAN'T.FAIL.
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Re: Members only forum Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 11:19:17 AM



Re: Members only forum Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 11:28:04 AM
Oh oh. I know. What if we made sex/ gossip members only??
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 11:28:25 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 11:31:19 AM
Why Brook ?  Are you wanting to share more details about things in a safe enviro ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
yes, but they may or may not have more to do with gossip and less to do with sex.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 11:35:32 AM
I made no assumptions.

You need a whole forum for the gossip ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 11:36:38 AM
i supposed i don't. i can keep my mouth shut instead. it was just an idea.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 11:36:58 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 11:37:43 AM
Quitter !

edit: Now I get why.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 12:20:28 PM by banal »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 12:38:50 PM
yeah.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 11:24:29 PM
Heh, me too.

Like I said though, all I need is an address.



Re: Members only forum Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 11:32:27 PM
An address for what??

Stop wanting to send  your clone a willy to men, Kyle.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 11:33:13 PM by tricky »
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Re: Members only forum Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 11:38:22 PM
Payback is a bitch. I never forget!



Re: Members only forum Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 11:41:26 PM
hahaha. funny. good to know i have bagman on my side, kind of.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 11:42:07 PM by tricky »
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Re: Members only forum Reply #16 on: September 09, 2009, 05:18:18 AM
This is an interesting idea...

I'm happy to make all forums members only, no viewing if youre a guest...

I think I have pix turned off for guests already (I forget)...

Happy for more input...



Re: Members only forum Reply #17 on: September 09, 2009, 06:16:08 AM
I want to keep a way to browse without having pics appear mate
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Members only forum Reply #18 on: September 09, 2009, 06:39:45 AM
This is an interesting idea...

I'm happy to make all forums members only, no viewing if youre a guest...


Fuck that elitist bullshit. I mean, really...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #19 on: September 09, 2009, 06:41:24 AM
this already is a members only forum. The only traffic through here are Zoomies crowd
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Members only forum Reply #20 on: September 09, 2009, 07:01:52 AM
Hay sailor! Wanna date?
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #21 on: September 09, 2009, 08:42:12 AM
This is an interesting idea...

I'm happy to make all forums members only, no viewing if youre a guest...


Fuck that elitist bullshit. I mean, really...

That's why I opened up to the floor... all sides will be considered equally...



Re: Members only forum Reply #22 on: September 09, 2009, 09:19:10 AM
What do you all think?

I think it's a foolish suggestion to add new things, since it'll never ever happen in a million years!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 09:47:00 AM
I think that the welcome paeg for LG should be of bagman's faux cawk too! what do you think of THAT idea?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #24 on: September 09, 2009, 09:59:59 AM
OK on that we can agree.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #25 on: September 09, 2009, 11:11:40 AM
I'm happy to make all forums members only, no viewing if youre a guest...
Happy for more input...

input: i wouldn't mind if this board was viewable by members only. it's not like we have some difficult entry exam, it just means if my dad happens across the website after i house-sit for my folks next week, he doesn't immediately pull up the thread where i've discussed my latest escapade involving my spanking fetish.



Re: Members only forum Reply #26 on: September 09, 2009, 11:32:00 AM
delete the history?



Re: Members only forum Reply #27 on: September 09, 2009, 12:36:52 PM
So if we make this forum members only, would we be right to expect an increase in the level of explicit baudiness, aggressive solicitation, and general boob-postery by the female membership?



Re: Members only forum Reply #28 on: September 09, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
i'm gonna go with yes on that one.



Re: Members only forum Reply #29 on: September 09, 2009, 02:08:43 PM
1. yes 2. probably not? 3. possibly
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #30 on: September 09, 2009, 03:21:58 PM
i only like to aggressively solicit krsna because i know he'll shoot me down every time. keeps everyone out of trouble, and i still get to be a bad girl.



Re: Members only forum Reply #31 on: September 09, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
Meh. I wanna see new boobs. In fact that should be the standard greeting here. "Hi! I'm _______ and these are my tits." Alternatively, "Hi! My name is _________ and this is my erect penis." That way Bagman, Hojo and the ladies don't feel left out.

It would make things so much easier and we could weed out the n00bs we don't want sticking around.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #32 on: September 09, 2009, 11:54:43 PM
Will there be "standards" that each must meet?

i.e., tits must be equal to/larger than B+?

Penises must be longer than 7", and at LEAST than big around?

(7" = a large-boned woman's wrist circumference)

Or will the gents set the ladies standards a "bit" higher,

say, C -,

and their own at 5", both ways?

Yeah.

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A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Members only forum Reply #33 on: September 10, 2009, 07:14:49 AM
More elitism!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #34 on: September 12, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
I vote NO to hidden forums ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Members only forum Reply #35 on: September 12, 2009, 06:22:46 PM
I vote NO to hidden forums ...

then just keep up the standing policy of inaction and stagnation!
that's leadership I can get behind!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #36 on: September 12, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
I'm not willing to create a secret forum so people can hide in them.

I think making the forums not viewable by guests is worth consideration. If there's something in here someone wants to look at, make 'em join.



Re: Members only forum Reply #37 on: September 12, 2009, 08:04:19 PM
Time for the splash page convo again ?

and to kick it off.  A splash page with just the quote box (In a lager size) would have my vote. I do think nothing should be done (including the current guest viewing topic) untill admin commits to the hassle of upgrading to the next version of the boardware.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #38 on: September 12, 2009, 08:24:56 PM
Dave and I will talk about that in October...



Re: Members only forum Reply #39 on: September 12, 2009, 09:26:59 PM
I'm not willing to create a secret forum so people can hide in them.

I think making the forums not viewable by guests is worth consideration. If there's something in here someone wants to look at, make 'em join.

Neither am I!
I don't think it is.
It's much easier to spy on us if joining isn't required!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #40 on: September 12, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
In a lager size

Psh. Real men drink stout by the pint.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #41 on: September 12, 2009, 10:29:34 PM
A splash page with just the quote box (In a lager size) would have my vote.

i like this idea.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #42 on: September 13, 2009, 12:42:52 AM
I'd vote for guests to be able to see at least one actual forum. I think at least one forum should be barred as well (as an incentive to join). Apart from that I don't care how many or which forums are barred or open.



Re: Members only forum Reply #43 on: September 13, 2009, 01:07:07 AM
i vote sex to be members only
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #44 on: September 13, 2009, 02:24:13 AM
I'll do so, if you promise to post a picture of your naked boobs.



Re: Members only forum Reply #45 on: September 13, 2009, 06:22:05 PM
I could, but you wouldn't know if they were really my boobs or some boobs that i found on the internet.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #46 on: September 13, 2009, 06:30:21 PM
There are ways around that.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Members only forum Reply #47 on: September 13, 2009, 07:32:51 PM



Re: Members only forum Reply #48 on: September 13, 2009, 11:49:48 PM
There are ways around that.

there are?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #49 on: September 13, 2009, 11:54:11 PM



Re: Members only forum Reply #50 on: September 14, 2009, 12:09:43 AM
People can get a boob pic of me for $1000. $5 isn't nearly enough to see this hotness.
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Re: Members only forum Reply #51 on: September 14, 2009, 12:10:09 AM
People can get a boob pic of me for $1000. $5 isn't nearly enough to see this hotness.

How about... for a members-only forum?  and 5$?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #52 on: September 14, 2009, 12:16:17 AM
No.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #53 on: September 14, 2009, 12:18:14 AM
I should've taken more pictures.  :-/
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #54 on: September 14, 2009, 12:21:04 AM
Yup, you could've gotten at least $5 for them!
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Re: Members only forum Reply #55 on: September 14, 2009, 01:43:22 AM
Boobies!

Too bad paying $1000 for a boob shot would be severely counterproductive to my millionaire-in-the-making status... ;)



Re: Members only forum Reply #56 on: September 14, 2009, 09:32:29 AM
Didn't that Net Worth calculator you mentioned factor in porn collection size and variety?!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #57 on: September 14, 2009, 09:47:30 AM
it ran out of 0's
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Members only forum Reply #58 on: September 14, 2009, 01:57:06 PM
People can get a boob pic of me for $1000. $5 isn't nearly enough to see this hotness.

Geez, why didn't you say so before! I'll just sell a sailboat.

We're talking 8x10 color glossy, right? I don't want any of this digital shit...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #59 on: September 16, 2009, 02:36:13 PM
Ok, so I guess we've decided no to the members only forum/s, then?

Mosh do you accept upskirts for the cause?
« Last Edit: September 16, 2009, 02:37:07 PM by tricky »
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Re: Members only forum Reply #60 on: September 17, 2009, 05:59:32 AM
Only if I can see fur and early morning dew, and the upskirt is verifiably you.



Re: Members only forum Reply #61 on: September 17, 2009, 05:59:33 PM
Ask her to write my name on it.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #62 on: September 19, 2009, 08:18:40 AM
I can cosign to Sex being members only. And tricky, get a marker or a condiment and tag your ass.



Re: Members only forum Reply #63 on: September 19, 2009, 06:21:48 PM
I'll do so, if you promise to post a picture of your naked boobs.
I could, but you wouldn't know if they were really my boobs or some boobs that i found on the internet.

Pshh ...
I've her upskirt and pubes; I still vote no to a secret/hidden forum ...

Besides, we have a few already ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Members only forum Reply #64 on: September 20, 2009, 03:57:05 PM
invite me in to all of them!
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Re: Members only forum Reply #65 on: September 20, 2009, 11:54:02 PM
Pssh ...
You'z no admin, biotch!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Members only forum Reply #66 on: September 21, 2009, 12:05:52 AM
But she is Fred.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #67 on: September 21, 2009, 12:28:09 AM
We're all Fred, however, we can't all be in the Admin forum ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Members only forum Reply #68 on: September 21, 2009, 01:59:44 AM
We could if people thought we were.

Go team semantics !
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #69 on: September 22, 2009, 12:39:33 AM
*sigh*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Members only forum Reply #70 on: September 24, 2009, 11:07:02 PM
Just played around with the Ultimate Profile mod with Simple Portal installed. I feel like I just recreated Thrushhinc. I need a shower.

edit: Ultimate Profile will give trick more than what she asked for RE: she can set it to only buddies being able to view and post comments to her profile 'thread'. The permissions allow for only trick to be able to enable the new profile(everybody else gets a normal profile'. hmm. I need to play with thing a bit more.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 11:50:18 PM by banal »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #71 on: September 25, 2009, 07:51:10 AM
hate to burst your bubble, but all that effort into proving something CAN be done @ LG means very little.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #72 on: September 25, 2009, 08:03:45 AM
I disagree. There is no effort involved. I even got bored enough to fix the tables so the quote box has its extra 10px !!

I then went on to do it on RC2 and made buttons for the portal in the same font as babylon.

Why ?  I had 25 mins left over after lunch.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.