Just played around with the Ultimate Profile mod with Simple Portal installed. I feel like I just recreated Thrushhinc. I need a shower.
edit: Ultimate Profile will give trick more than what she asked for RE: she can set it to only buddies being able to view and post comments to her profile 'thread'. The permissions allow for only trick to be able to enable the new profile(everybody else gets a normal profile'. hmm. I need to play with thing a bit more.