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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.


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Re: Members only forum Reply #30 on: September 09, 2009, 03:21:58 PM
i only like to aggressively solicit krsna because i know he'll shoot me down every time. keeps everyone out of trouble, and i still get to be a bad girl.



Re: Members only forum Reply #31 on: September 09, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
Meh. I wanna see new boobs. In fact that should be the standard greeting here. "Hi! I'm _______ and these are my tits." Alternatively, "Hi! My name is _________ and this is my erect penis." That way Bagman, Hojo and the ladies don't feel left out.

It would make things so much easier and we could weed out the n00bs we don't want sticking around.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #32 on: September 09, 2009, 11:54:43 PM
Will there be "standards" that each must meet?

i.e., tits must be equal to/larger than B+?

Penises must be longer than 7", and at LEAST than big around?

(7" = a large-boned woman's wrist circumference)

Or will the gents set the ladies standards a "bit" higher,

say, C -,

and their own at 5", both ways?

Yeah.

Nice try, Charlie, but only GOOD Tasting Tuna get to become L-G-Kist ...
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Members only forum Reply #33 on: September 10, 2009, 07:14:49 AM
More elitism!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #34 on: September 12, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
I vote NO to hidden forums ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Members only forum Reply #35 on: September 12, 2009, 06:22:46 PM
I vote NO to hidden forums ...

then just keep up the standing policy of inaction and stagnation!
that's leadership I can get behind!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #36 on: September 12, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
I'm not willing to create a secret forum so people can hide in them.

I think making the forums not viewable by guests is worth consideration. If there's something in here someone wants to look at, make 'em join.



Re: Members only forum Reply #37 on: September 12, 2009, 08:04:19 PM
Time for the splash page convo again ?

and to kick it off.  A splash page with just the quote box (In a lager size) would have my vote. I do think nothing should be done (including the current guest viewing topic) untill admin commits to the hassle of upgrading to the next version of the boardware.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Members only forum Reply #38 on: September 12, 2009, 08:24:56 PM
Dave and I will talk about that in October...



Re: Members only forum Reply #39 on: September 12, 2009, 09:26:59 PM
I'm not willing to create a secret forum so people can hide in them.

I think making the forums not viewable by guests is worth consideration. If there's something in here someone wants to look at, make 'em join.

Neither am I!
I don't think it is.
It's much easier to spy on us if joining isn't required!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #40 on: September 12, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
In a lager size

Psh. Real men drink stout by the pint.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #41 on: September 12, 2009, 10:29:34 PM
A splash page with just the quote box (In a lager size) would have my vote.

i like this idea.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #42 on: September 13, 2009, 12:42:52 AM
I'd vote for guests to be able to see at least one actual forum. I think at least one forum should be barred as well (as an incentive to join). Apart from that I don't care how many or which forums are barred or open.



Re: Members only forum Reply #43 on: September 13, 2009, 01:07:07 AM
i vote sex to be members only
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #44 on: September 13, 2009, 02:24:13 AM
I'll do so, if you promise to post a picture of your naked boobs.



Re: Members only forum Reply #45 on: September 13, 2009, 06:22:05 PM
I could, but you wouldn't know if they were really my boobs or some boobs that i found on the internet.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #46 on: September 13, 2009, 06:30:21 PM
There are ways around that.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Members only forum Reply #47 on: September 13, 2009, 07:32:51 PM



Re: Members only forum Reply #48 on: September 13, 2009, 11:49:48 PM
There are ways around that.

there are?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #49 on: September 13, 2009, 11:54:11 PM



Re: Members only forum Reply #50 on: September 14, 2009, 12:09:43 AM
People can get a boob pic of me for $1000. $5 isn't nearly enough to see this hotness.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #51 on: September 14, 2009, 12:10:09 AM
People can get a boob pic of me for $1000. $5 isn't nearly enough to see this hotness.

How about... for a members-only forum?  and 5$?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #52 on: September 14, 2009, 12:16:17 AM
No.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #53 on: September 14, 2009, 12:18:14 AM
I should've taken more pictures.  :-/
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #54 on: September 14, 2009, 12:21:04 AM
Yup, you could've gotten at least $5 for them!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Members only forum Reply #55 on: September 14, 2009, 01:43:22 AM
Boobies!

Too bad paying $1000 for a boob shot would be severely counterproductive to my millionaire-in-the-making status... ;)



Re: Members only forum Reply #56 on: September 14, 2009, 09:32:29 AM
Didn't that Net Worth calculator you mentioned factor in porn collection size and variety?!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Members only forum Reply #57 on: September 14, 2009, 09:47:30 AM
it ran out of 0's
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Members only forum Reply #58 on: September 14, 2009, 01:57:06 PM
People can get a boob pic of me for $1000. $5 isn't nearly enough to see this hotness.

Geez, why didn't you say so before! I'll just sell a sailboat.

We're talking 8x10 color glossy, right? I don't want any of this digital shit...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Members only forum Reply #59 on: September 16, 2009, 02:36:13 PM
Ok, so I guess we've decided no to the members only forum/s, then?

Mosh do you accept upskirts for the cause?
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you treat me like a monologue ho