The Happening - Cliffnotes - By Thrash
1) Oh, no! Something's happening!
2) Let's run!
3) It's happening here too!
4) Ok, it's stopped; carry on!
5) Oh, it's happening somewhere else ...
The End
There, I just saved you 2 hours of your life ...
Yeah I have some cliffnotes also:
The Lord Of The Rings trilogy
1. Midgets start walking with a ring
2. Midgets keep walking...
3. Midgets keep walking...
4. Oh no! Evil things try to kill the midgets!
5. Midgets keep walking...
6. Midgets keep walking...
7. Oh no! Evil things try to steal the ring!
8. Midgets keep walking...
9. Midgets keep walking...
10. Oh no! Evil ring tries to make the midgets kill each other!
11. Midgets keep walking...
12. Midgets keep walking...
13. Lead midget throws ring in volcano
There, I just save you 10 hours of your life, unless you watched the extended versions which include more walking.
14. Lead Midget kills prostitutes with his fingernails then proceeds to eat them and feed the scraps to his wolves in a far superior movie.