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The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.


Bad, shitty, horrible movies(Read 11121 times)
Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #30 on: March 11, 2009, 06:15:11 PM
Psh, like anyone would make a movie about that...
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #31 on: March 11, 2009, 06:29:40 PM
Yeah, but a few of us would pay to see it



Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #32 on: March 11, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
I liked the White Stripes and the Bill Murr-AY/ Jza/ Rza parts but that was about it.

Fixed.

The Star Wars prequels, the Matrix sequels, and a movie called The Doom Generation are about tops on my shitlist.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #33 on: March 11, 2009, 10:50:44 PM
a movie called The Doom Generation are about tops on my shitlist.

That is the first movie I ever saw with Sasha!
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #34 on: March 13, 2009, 03:22:03 AM
a movie called The Doom Generation are about tops on my shitlist.

That is the first movie I ever saw with Sasha!

I enjoyed that movie.  Never said it was GOOD, but I enjoyed it.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #35 on: March 14, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
I enjoyed Nowhere, but not The Doom Generation. I'm not quite sure why.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #36 on: March 14, 2009, 09:52:29 PM
I watched the first 4 minutes of Dumb and Dumberer and nearly threw the DVD out my window.


ugh i was so bothered by that movie.

and i hate to admit how much i liked the original has everything to do with how much i hated the second one.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #37 on: March 14, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
The Happening
Anything made for the SciFi Channel.

actually, most of the "scifi" movies aren't made for the scifi channel. they're like movies that are made by film companies who, when shown the finished product say, "we're not fucking paying for that shit. take it somewhere else." and so scifi buys the rights to it.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #38 on: March 14, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
And they are advertised as "Made for the SciFi Channel". How they got there is of no consequence.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #39 on: March 14, 2009, 10:14:13 PM
Blood Rayne 2.

Also, and probably controversially, There Will be Blood.



Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #40 on: March 14, 2009, 10:21:21 PM
And they are advertised as "Made for the SciFi Channel". How they got there is of no consequence.

haha, i know, i know. it's just an interesting bit of trivia i picked up. i, too, find myself suckered into watching them.

actually, i spotted this movie at the video store the other day that was apparently even too horrible for scifi to pick up. it was called sharks in VENICE. hahahaaaaaaa. it looks incredible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1087474/
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #41 on: March 14, 2009, 10:37:16 PM
Also, and probably controversially, There Will be Blood.

Probably? You have to be joking, it was a GREAT movie.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #42 on: March 15, 2009, 07:57:51 AM
Also, and probably controversially, There Will be Blood.

Probably? You have to be joking, it was a GREAT movie.

Yeah no shit, I was gonna say......

Bagman, you are retarded.
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #43 on: March 16, 2009, 09:55:33 AM
I still haven't seen There Will be Blood. but I did decide to make a spoof film (or possibly a porno) with the name of "There Will be Boobs". I think the most memorable line of the movie will be "I'VE ABANDONED MY BRAAAA!"
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Re: Bad, shitty, horrible movies Reply #44 on: March 22, 2009, 02:13:38 AM
Haha. Where can I get my grubby hands on a copy?

There Will Be Blood was just too depressing for me. I mean I like depressing. Leaving Las Vegas, Children of Men, Million Dollar Baby, etc. but that one just touched a nerve for some reason and I despise it.