One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
If your sanity held any value what would you equate its value to?
It is finally nice to know how much Luke makes.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.