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Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale!(Read 3663 times)
Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! on: September 23, 2009, 05:21:48 PM
A vibrant thirty two year old penis is being offered for sale. You will find this  7+ inch penis has had a world of experience but only sparingly used in the last few years. The combination of places it's been alone makes this phallus a great conversational piece for starters. Once you take it for a ride, I'm sure you'll agree that your money will be well spent. The owner is seeking a quick sale and will throw in the balls for free. The owner may consider leasing as an option as well. There will be possible penalties for not fully utilizing the equipment. Please see the lease agreement for further details.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 05:27:08 PM
You wanna man whore it up, go do it in sex. This is for souls and tshirts and extra band equipment and shit.

However, offer it to frisky first. She's got the least used vag (of legal age) on here and I can vouch for the fact that she's fun.
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Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 05:38:04 PM
Offer it 'Hire purchase' and maybe Kyle will bite.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 05:44:21 PM
He would have to tattoo a vagina on his ass. It's a clause in the lease.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 06:11:41 PM
You wanna man whore it up, go do it in sex. This is for souls and tshirts and extra band equipment and shit.

However, offer it to frisky first. She's got the least used vag (of legal age) on here and I can vouch for the fact that she's fun.

Everyone on this board is legal, brah.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 06:13:05 PM
You should see if these guys could broker it for you:

http://www.penisland.net/
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Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 06:18:57 PM
Now that is awesome. The must show in a lot of searches.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 10:28:06 PM



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 10:38:42 PM
Not interested. Already have two of my own.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #9 on: September 24, 2009, 12:36:15 AM
I have 5, and let me tell you, my pants fit me like a glove!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 12:57:04 AM
Stop stealing my punch lines you bald fuck!!!!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 04:40:55 PM
Dude, The Unknown Comic did that YEARS AGO on The Gong Show ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 05:17:36 PM
Stop picking on my age you half blind, broke neck bald fuck!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 03:04:59 AM
No, I'm no longer blind, my neck is no longer totally broken, and, until I shave tomorrow, I'm not bald ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 09:59:53 AM
meh



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #15 on: September 29, 2009, 08:13:05 PM
A title is a title.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 05:13:20 AM
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Ok, Grumpy Old Ginger Fuck
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #17 on: December 26, 2009, 02:53:39 AM
HEY! I NEED ONE OF THOSE!

I'LL TAKE IT!

Wait.. what color is it?  ???



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #18 on: December 26, 2009, 03:24:43 AM
black and blue after his wife discovers this thread...



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #19 on: December 26, 2009, 06:06:25 PM
Yeah, surely not from any use ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #20 on: December 27, 2009, 08:32:32 AM
It is a shade of white but will come in any color.



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #21 on: December 27, 2009, 05:32:52 PM
Hahahaha nice!
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Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #22 on: December 27, 2009, 09:20:23 PM
Purple and orange plaid?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #23 on: December 30, 2009, 08:31:45 PM
If my cock can get in it, it will come.