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Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 42258 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #120 on: May 08, 2009, 10:53:41 PM
I lost my phone n i need to drunk-dial some1. Fuck



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #121 on: May 08, 2009, 11:12:14 PM
Alcohol is bad for you.  It can give you retinal damage.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #122 on: May 08, 2009, 11:36:43 PM
I lost my phone n i need to drunk-dial some1. Fuck
have someone call your phone, see if you can hear it ring.  or feel it vibrate.  :)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #123 on: May 09, 2009, 12:23:41 AM
Post your number, I'll heavy breathe for you.  Or just chat, if you'd like.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #124 on: May 09, 2009, 10:31:10 AM
I had 500 ml of dry english cider last night!
It was good!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #125 on: May 10, 2009, 01:36:40 AM
I had an $18 absinthe mixed drink tonight. it was yummy.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #126 on: May 10, 2009, 11:22:29 AM
I drink absinthe once a year, on a fallen friend/family member's birthday. I fucking hate the stuff but she loved it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #127 on: May 12, 2009, 08:23:09 AM
Holy shit......I was pretty drunk last night.  Made for good conversation though.  I'm so glad I have IM logs to remember what I said.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #128 on: May 12, 2009, 10:59:07 PM
Ahha yeah



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #129 on: May 12, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
I drink absinthe once a year, on a fallen friend/family member's birthday. I fucking hate the stuff but she loved it.

I agree. There are better ways to trip out than drink wormwood
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #130 on: May 13, 2009, 02:30:34 AM
That's all bollocks anyway. At least in this day and age. It's just really fucking strong sauce. If 151 tasted like super-concentrated sambuca it would suck just as much. Also nobody fucking shoots 151.

Current drunken thought is that I'm not sure right now if I'm more drunk than stoned or more stoned than drunk but I've got a pretty fucking nice buzz going on. Started with a few beers, moved onto red wine, back to the beers and throw in some whisky here and there for good measure. See other thread for more details.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #131 on: May 13, 2009, 06:33:01 AM
Also nobody fucking shoots 151.

Yeah, I made the mistake of doing that.  I had a sore throat for while.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #132 on: May 13, 2009, 02:48:35 PM
When I was a kid we had a party one time where we got a litre of 151, and two 2 litre bottles of Coke. Yeah, cuz regular rum wouldn't have fucked a bunch of 12 year olds enough, right?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #133 on: May 13, 2009, 10:24:43 PM
Shit, I didn't start doing drugs until I was 14.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #134 on: May 13, 2009, 11:12:14 PM
I first had little teeny bits of alcohol when I was maybe eight, but that's normal in Spain. Been smoking weed since I was eleven. Started toying with booze at twelve or so, didn't get really into it till I discovered how amazing beer is at about age nineteen. Did speed, coke, acid, shrooms, e, and that kinda shit at fourteen or fifteen. Datura when I was twenty.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #135 on: May 13, 2009, 11:57:55 PM
Post your number, I'll heavy breathe for you.  Or just chat, if you'd like.

I'm about one more shot from doing that...



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #136 on: May 14, 2009, 12:48:07 AM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #137 on: May 14, 2009, 01:16:17 AM
can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #138 on: May 15, 2009, 01:16:42 PM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)

Hmmmm



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #139 on: May 15, 2009, 01:58:23 PM
Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night :)

Hmmmm

I shall seduce you in good time.

Current thought: My stomach is upset from all that beer. And I feel all weird. Fuckin booze.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #140 on: May 15, 2009, 04:09:01 PM
I think I drank bad tequila last night.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #141 on: May 17, 2009, 08:12:10 AM
can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

It wouldnt be hidden from me or Dave...



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #142 on: May 17, 2009, 09:31:06 AM
can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

It wouldnt be hidden from me or Dave...

we'd need you two to keep an eye on things and put anything interesting into the quote box
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #143 on: May 18, 2009, 08:21:35 PM
I found alcohol scraps! 1 Smirnoff Ice, 2 cans of beer, and a little rum. I think I can get buzzed! Yay!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #144 on: May 18, 2009, 08:25:54 PM
It's always sweet to think you're out of beer but not be sure, and go poking around the back of the fridge and find a hidden beer.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #145 on: May 18, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
I knew I had two beers, then realized there was a small amount of rum left, and the thing that tipped me off to try and get buzzed when I was looking at fruit in the bottom of the fridge and found a Smirnoff Ice.  It's a great feeling.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #146 on: May 19, 2009, 12:03:24 AM
It's always sweet to think you're out of beer but not be sure, and go poking around the back of the fridge and find a hidden beer.

Ahhh, the coldest beer
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #147 on: May 19, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
Actually, usually not in my fridge. I tend to put cold beers in the freezer for 15 minutes or so just before drinking them. Beers get warm here really fucking quickly if they don't start off super cold. You can avoid that by chugging them, but I don't always wanna chug beers. I go through enough of them just drinking fairly quickly.
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #148 on: May 19, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
You need to be using a stubby cooler.



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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #149 on: May 19, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
They help a little, but even so would work better when using super-cold beers.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.