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Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 38922 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #30 on: March 17, 2009, 09:48:33 AM
I'll anxiously await it ...

You know, while I'm out getting fucked up as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #31 on: March 17, 2009, 09:58:45 AM
I think I talked to tricky once on the phone when she still lived in VA. It was like 7 or 8 years ago.

I was probably drunk.

I do not remember this, but my memory sucks... was it when C and Katie were visiting me?

I don't think so, I think it was pretty random. Like I said, I'm not even sure it was you but I'm pretty sure the person was from VA, so it probably was you.
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #32 on: March 17, 2009, 10:29:51 AM
ya!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #33 on: March 17, 2009, 10:30:46 AM
By the way, tricky gives excellent phone head!
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #34 on: March 18, 2009, 01:56:38 AM
The "great text message" I got from her was her asking for a favor ...
... and saying it was from C

Meh, she's just afraid I'll know her drunken vocal secret ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #35 on: March 18, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
I said I fucked a midget and asked for bagmans # so I could phone harrass him.

I never raelly fucked a midget though apparntly krsna has.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #36 on: March 18, 2009, 02:34:43 AM
Nonononono ....
KRIS did ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #37 on: March 18, 2009, 02:37:02 AM
I thought they were the same person.

WTF is Kris, then?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #38 on: March 18, 2009, 02:38:26 AM
DJCrackWhore ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #39 on: March 18, 2009, 02:41:12 AM
Ah. Well, Kyle aske me on a hot date but I think he was under the impression I was danzig. (all via text, no actual phone conversation)
« Last Edit: March 18, 2009, 02:41:41 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #40 on: March 18, 2009, 02:42:54 AM
A St.Patty's Day Miracle!
... glad I could help
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #41 on: March 18, 2009, 02:53:47 AM
I might like texting with Tricky, after all I did name a dead cat after her. (it was alive at the time)  But seriously, I really am too paranoid.

Sorry
 
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #42 on: March 18, 2009, 03:11:18 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #43 on: March 18, 2009, 04:16:48 AM

And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #44 on: March 18, 2009, 04:35:05 AM
>>By the way, tricky gives excellent phone head<<

Liar

Thanks to the nation of Islam I am saved
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #45 on: March 18, 2009, 07:40:25 AM
I think bagman signed me up for telemarketing or something. i got a call at 7:15am from 1-888-888-8888.

if he did i wonder why? jeez its not like me texting him is the worse thing thats ever happened to him.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #46 on: March 18, 2009, 09:05:07 AM
I think bagman signed me up for telemarketing or something. i got a call at 7:15am from 1-888-888-8888.

Could be coincidence, or a calling card.  What did the caller say?
bagman hasn't signed me up for anything.  yet.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #47 on: March 18, 2009, 09:42:02 AM
I have never gotten a telemarketer call on my cell phone before. They didn't say anything, I didn't answer.

Ugh I felt really shitty and hungover this morning.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #48 on: March 18, 2009, 12:09:06 PM
>>Thanks to the nation of Islam I am saved<<

LOL I don't remember saying that. I must have watched some youtube crap on religion last night or something.
wtf was I thinking?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #49 on: March 18, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
I spoke to krsna on the phone once. Can't remember what about though.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #50 on: March 18, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
Oh yeah man, that was fun. I was asking you about how big the brick you shit was when you saw a certain someone get off the plane, and whether you manned up or not. Shit man, you still have mad respect from me for that, even if I do like to break your stones about it.

We should co-ordinate drinking and phone calling some time in the near future.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #51 on: March 18, 2009, 09:39:03 PM
Oh, right!

Yeah, we should, for realz.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #52 on: March 19, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
Oh yeah man, that was fun. I was asking you about how big the brick you shit was when you saw a certain someone get off the plane, and whether you manned up or not. Shit man, you still have mad respect from me for that, even if I do like to break your stones about it.

We should co-ordinate drinking and phone calling some time in the near future.

totally. i think this story needs retelling because it has been a while. where the hell is she, anyway?
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #53 on: March 19, 2009, 08:46:43 PM
I have never gotten a telemarketer call on my cell phone before. They didn't say anything, I didn't answer.

Ugh I felt really shitty and hungover this morning.

Warning: I'm breaking the strict rules. I'm a little high but not drunk at all. I'll take a shot before bed in penance.

But yeah, Tricky. Four or five people I know who have cellphones have just started noticing the same thing. I just got my first telemarketer call maybe 2-3 weeks ago. I just got a telemarketing text today too. I'm pretty sure Bagman is clear on this. Everyone I know that this is happening to is in NJ, but that's mainly who I asked. Do any of you other non-NJ people have this problem?



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #54 on: March 19, 2009, 09:21:22 PM
Nope.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #55 on: March 19, 2009, 09:23:47 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #56 on: March 20, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
i'm a little punch drunk and extremely bored.

my husband and daughter are off on a holiday visiting his family for the next nine days. apparently i can't sleep without one or the other being here.

argh.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #57 on: March 20, 2009, 02:11:31 AM
pics pls, thx
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #58 on: March 20, 2009, 04:11:01 AM
I have never gotten a telemarketer call on my cell phone before. They didn't say anything, I didn't answer.

Ugh I felt really shitty and hungover this morning.

Warning: I'm breaking the strict rules. I'm a little high but not drunk at all. I'll take a shot before bed in penance.

But yeah, Tricky. Four or five people I know who have cellphones have just started noticing the same thing. I just got my first telemarketer call maybe 2-3 weeks ago. I just got a telemarketing text today too. I'm pretty sure Bagman is clear on this. Everyone I know that this is happening to is in NJ, but that's mainly who I asked. Do any of you other non-NJ people have this problem?

I got a great text message on my mobile phone from Nigerian scammers a while back. It told me that I won 95000 British Pounds in some lottery and that I should call some number to claim my winnings.

I live in Australia. Not the United Kingdom. Stupid Nigerian fucks.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #59 on: March 21, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
http://www.donotcall.org

Meanwhile, I remember the pics of Manda and Si and that whole story ...

2 notes:
1) you still banged her; ok, why not
2) she was far from a "10", however, in the picture of you two standing next to each other. you looked like the number "10"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')