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Quote from: 13chemicals
I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.


Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 39762 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #60 on: March 21, 2009, 10:49:12 PM
in the picture of you two standing next to each other. you looked like the number "10"

i've heard that joke before!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #61 on: March 22, 2009, 12:15:31 AM
Dave's script writer is the same one Krusty the Klown uses.

Edited for lack of contempory cultural knowledge.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 01:04:11 AM by Mosh »



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #62 on: March 22, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
Too few Ks.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #63 on: March 22, 2009, 03:00:52 AM
I thought since we've reincarnated the board, we'd reincarnate the joke ...
-=I=- still think it's funny ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #64 on: March 25, 2009, 11:12:19 AM
hfiufbwei  top
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #65 on: March 27, 2009, 11:16:19 PM
When I drink at home, it usually ends up in me sending ridiculous emails. I am drinking at home right now. Who wants an email from tricky?!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #66 on: March 27, 2009, 11:22:24 PM
When I drink at home, it usually ends up in me sending ridiculous emails. I am drinking at home right now. Who wants an email from tricky?!

omg me me me. ms.sarah.mascara at gmail dot com
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #67 on: March 27, 2009, 11:32:21 PM
Modified for her pleasure
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 12:45:09 AM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #68 on: March 28, 2009, 12:19:51 AM
and spank to...



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #69 on: March 28, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
I want an email.  Guess my email address then maybe I'll receive it and read it!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #70 on: March 28, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
She totally sent us drunken topless pics!!!   :D
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #71 on: March 28, 2009, 12:46:01 AM
you only got the topless ones?

pshhhh
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #72 on: March 28, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
you only got the topless ones?

pshhhh

 ;)
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #73 on: March 28, 2009, 12:50:33 AM
Well, not counting the "veggie" pics.  I thought those made the rounds earlier.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #74 on: March 28, 2009, 12:51:07 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #75 on: March 28, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
Waaaaaambulance.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #76 on: March 28, 2009, 04:13:54 AM
Two weeks of no pussy is a real drag.






Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #77 on: March 28, 2009, 09:16:38 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.

what is your problem, man? i mean, you are still funny as fuck but dude. whatever is repressing you.. break out.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #78 on: March 28, 2009, 09:50:57 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.

what is your problem, man? i mean, you are still funny as fuck but dude. whatever is repressing you.. break out.

Well I think the polite thing to do would be to recommend him purchase and use one of these:


To clean all that sand out of his vagina.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #79 on: March 28, 2009, 10:17:42 AM
Oh, lighten the fuck up.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #80 on: March 28, 2009, 10:50:58 AM
Likewise.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #81 on: March 30, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
drowning in bourbon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #82 on: March 31, 2009, 02:38:27 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #83 on: March 31, 2009, 09:51:10 AM
a recap of my drunken current thoughts from the weekend:

ah, it's cold.
ah, it's wet.
hey, there's a fire!
hey, we're all talking!
laugh laugh laugh
where did the girls go?
OH NO, THE DEAF DUDE IS STANDING NEXT TO THE BAMBOO BOMB
this is a great mug, but i need more beer
shoot, my tequila is inside
hey, the girls are back!
WHY IS SHE ATTACKING ME?  *lift*  "you need to stop trying to hit me in the junk."
where did everyone go?
emp's really drunk, haha!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #84 on: April 07, 2009, 12:30:43 AM
Why is this thread in discontempt.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #85 on: April 07, 2009, 12:54:09 AM
Where should it be?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #86 on: April 07, 2009, 12:54:58 AM
somewhwere related to drunkenness.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #87 on: April 07, 2009, 12:57:32 AM
Like, say, in "Discontempt"?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #88 on: April 07, 2009, 01:02:24 AM
aight.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #89 on: April 07, 2009, 01:13:50 AM
Heh ....
I know, or "Substance Abuse", I know ...

I was debating moving it ...
I still might ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')