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When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds.  Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off.  People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."


Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 96089 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #600 on: June 01, 2012, 07:12:46 PM
PBJ sounds interesting.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #601 on: June 03, 2012, 08:41:49 AM
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #602 on: June 06, 2012, 01:29:06 AM
Awww; I miss The Knot ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #603 on: December 06, 2012, 10:16:04 PM
WTF?
I've been a little paranoid driving after I've been drinking at all since my DUI. But I had a couple today and decided to drive to the store for more anyway. I was being extremely careful and don't have far to travel.

But Once I was accosted by the police while exiting the store so I decided to park on the other side of the parking lot and pretend I was a walk in.

WTH, fuck when I came out with my two forties the blue and red were flashing right behind my fucking car!   
It was the highway Patrol and they were there to hassle someone else. But why the fuck right at that exact moment?

Shit on a stick I can go to that lot 50,000 times in a row and never see a fucking police car. If I had parked next to the store they would have been across the lot but since I decided to park away so that no one in the store knew I was driving the cops were right behind my car!  Freaked me the fuck out. But I put my booze in the car and drove away like nothing was out of the ordinary and I find this coincidence almost to freaking hard to dismiss.

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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #604 on: December 07, 2012, 12:55:10 AM
I think would too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #605 on: December 07, 2012, 10:16:24 PM
Liquor is not my Joan of arc anymore.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #606 on: December 08, 2012, 01:53:29 PM
I still love it ...
That's why I make my own now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #607 on: December 08, 2012, 02:20:49 PM
>>I still love it ...
That's why I make my own now ...<<

Been thinking of doing that too.

I've heard you can make pretty good brandy from cheap wine with a very basic still.
Watched a few episodes of Moonshiners, seems like it would be pretty easy to do.

There is also a kit available that ferments any fruit juice into a potent drink over a couple of weeks or longer.   
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #608 on: December 08, 2012, 08:48:36 PM
Link me to that kit ...
I make fruit wine, and it's about 18%-20% ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #609 on: December 09, 2012, 02:57:06 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #610 on: December 09, 2012, 07:07:55 PM
I am allergic to hops. I found out when I was using Toms of Maine natural deodorant. So, that explains icky reactions to beers in the past. I used to love rum. Its just not the same as weed. Liquor makes me think and act sloppy.
Eh.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #611 on: December 09, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
What makes you scream uncontrollably when you cum? I mean other than my tongue...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #612 on: December 10, 2012, 01:32:06 AM
I make fruit whine

Only when I spank the watermelon as I'm DP'ing it with Zoomie ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #613 on: December 10, 2012, 04:14:07 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #614 on: December 11, 2012, 03:13:08 PM
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #615 on: December 11, 2012, 05:17:24 PM
Nice ...
90% of your fermentation happens within the first 3 days ...

You still have to clear the yeast out though ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #616 on: December 11, 2012, 08:12:56 PM
I was thinking the real key to this, since the kit really only contains brewers yeast basically as the active ingredient, is the check valve that allows pressure to release without allowing outside air back into the container.

Some people use a condom and let it inflate then burp it occasionally. The auto check valve in the kit seems like a care free method.

I think a hose into another bottle of water might work just as well. The brew will never siphon the water back up the tube because it maintains a positive pressure yet the pressure bubbles are free to escape. What do you think?



 
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #617 on: December 11, 2012, 08:42:23 PM
Oh shit I just realized what I can do with this Mulberry tree in my back yard.

Gotta set up a press, like with wine to get the juice out. They are super sweet, I bet I wouldn't have to add any sugar.

Maybe even a regular juicer, just throw the berries down it. But the little stem bits might ad bitterness.

Next year man. ... I'm going to use this tree.
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #618 on: December 12, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
You can use Fleischman's yeast if you really wanted to ...
... and, yes; you can use a tube into a glass (or jar) of water as well

... the balloon (or condom) method is simple; place it over the opening, poke a few SMALL holes in it,
... and when it deflates (after initial deflation) your fermentation is done; easy-peasy!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #619 on: December 12, 2012, 11:00:42 AM
Condoms come with small holes already. Small enough to let HIV through, just not sperm.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #620 on: December 12, 2012, 01:53:32 PM
... just sayin'
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #621 on: December 13, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
Hey guys we're talking about concoction, not conception.
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #622 on: December 13, 2012, 11:57:51 PM
Uh-huh ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #623 on: December 14, 2012, 01:59:31 AM
More concoction less conception you fuckers.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #624 on: December 14, 2012, 12:18:57 PM
you fuckers.

Precisely.

Wait. Thrash uses condoms? WHO the fuck uses condoms these days???!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #625 on: December 16, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
Smart people ...
I just don't need them now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #626 on: December 21, 2012, 09:43:27 PM
Smart people ...

Tru dat. I was kidding. 
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #627 on: December 22, 2012, 03:38:03 PM
Haha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #628 on: January 20, 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Well this is weird, last week I bought a box of wine and started drinking on Saturday, and woke up on Sunday with no recollection of any evening or night, thought it was still Saturday. Stayed sober all week and did the same this weekend. Exactly the same story, no recollection of it ever being night yet it's now 9:00 the next day.

I never had any dinner and never went to bed, yet here I am asking WTF.  It's like I was awake the whole time (I really tried to make an effort to keep track) yet many hours have passed and now it's the next day.

I get drunk a lot but this shit is freaking me out. How could I sit in this chair for so long without ever realizing it was night? How could I be getting my shit on without a break and suddenly realizing it's the next day?

I was even trying to take notice because of the week before yet here I am with no inkling that an entire evening went by.  I don't remember it ever getting dark!

 
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #629 on: January 20, 2013, 02:30:25 PM
Sounds pretty healthy to me.
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