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Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 96213 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #270 on: September 18, 2009, 02:30:07 AM
fuck all



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #271 on: September 18, 2009, 02:57:01 AM
got kinda drunk tonight. getting lashed this evening.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #272 on: September 19, 2009, 02:22:03 AM
I'm a heel.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #273 on: September 20, 2009, 09:01:23 AM
I was pacing back and forth in my office during the night because my withdrawals are making me feel like spiders are crawling inside of my skin, plus I am sweating like a dog... so NOW at 8am I am getting drunk.  It's the only way I can make it five days!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #274 on: September 21, 2009, 04:45:01 AM
Hah, withdrawals are funny.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #275 on: September 21, 2009, 11:06:03 AM
i got really drunk last night. majorly bad decision.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #276 on: September 23, 2009, 10:09:32 PM
MD 20/20 = ain't so bad!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #277 on: September 24, 2009, 06:20:35 AM
Use MD 20/20 to make a ghetto mimosa.  One part Andre champagne to one part MD Orange Jubilee.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #278 on: September 24, 2009, 11:06:37 AM
Ewwww
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #279 on: September 26, 2009, 03:41:26 AM
I'm kind of cheating since I only had a beer tonight, but wow I don't even remember making those earlier posts. Must have been good nights.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #280 on: September 27, 2009, 02:10:58 AM
I got shitfaced drunk last night.  I need someone to fuck the hangover out of me.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #281 on: September 27, 2009, 02:30:05 AM
^5
I'm also in the grips of alcohol and am down for a good lay.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #282 on: October 02, 2009, 08:28:00 AM
I think I'm still drunk, so I suppose I will post.  My ex was watching me from across the room tonight and I didn't notice until after I had been making out with a couple of my young ones.  It sucked.  It ruined my night, especially after he texted one of them that I have herpes.  That kid pulled me aside and said, "if you give me herpes I will kill you."  I then looked at him and said, "then don't fuck hipster girls."  That hot cock has sailed.
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #283 on: October 02, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
I got drunk and won $50 at cards
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #284 on: October 05, 2009, 12:31:28 AM
I have a headache from drinking white wine, whiskey, and beer. I got to eat ribs at least.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #285 on: October 09, 2009, 12:28:09 AM
Have y'all ever wondered this? :

Am i killing myself?  Or am i just dying?


But of COURSE i'm drinking ~ silly geese-es!

And high ~ guess that goes wihout saying, since i always seem to be ~ what can i say?

and low ...

and just sort of lonesome, like the fuckin' Drama Queen that i've turned out to be.  (They were RIGHT!  And so were y'all. ;) )

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!  The DREADED smilie!!!)

Well, THERE Ya Go!
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #286 on: October 09, 2009, 12:30:34 AM
I have a headache from drinking white wine, whiskey, and beer. I got to eat ribs at least.

EAT?

Or "Nibble?"
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #287 on: October 09, 2009, 12:49:58 AM
Have y'all ever wondered this? :

Am i killing myself?  Or am i just dying?


But of COURSE i'm drinking ~ silly geese-es!

And high ~ guess that goes wihout saying, since i always seem to be ~ what can i say?

Cop Weed
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #288 on: October 09, 2009, 03:25:18 AM
CDT!  YEEEAAAHHH



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #289 on: October 09, 2009, 03:39:53 AM
The Newscaster is Laughing Her ASS OFF about it!!!


GOTTA love That!
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #290 on: October 09, 2009, 07:08:36 AM
I hope you detest you too.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #291 on: October 10, 2009, 04:03:21 PM
That's fuckin' funny. And I can kinda sympathize (except the being-a-dick-cop part), since the few times I've been uncomfortably high were when I'd eaten weed.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #292 on: October 10, 2009, 04:59:09 PM
I hope you detest you too.

But, of course.  i'm here, aren't i?
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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #293 on: October 10, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #294 on: October 10, 2009, 05:07:27 PM
CDT:  Wish i'd started a couple of hours ago ~ only on 1/2 cup #2 of Carolan's, mixed with 1/2 c. ice for dissolution,

and i'm off to make another!

This is me, right now:

Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed

i changed some stuff ...

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

I hurt easy, AND[/b] I show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get low down, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm in love with something that[/b] don't even appeal to me

Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

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Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #295 on: October 10, 2009, 06:17:43 PM
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #296 on: October 11, 2009, 07:47:23 AM
That's fuckin' funny. And I can kinda sympathize (except the being-a-dick-cop part), since the few times I've been uncomfortably high were when I'd eaten weed.
I can't help bust suspect that both the newscaster and the camerawoman have smoked weed before. Imagine if it was a heroin call. Nobody would be laughing then. Weed is obviously such a minor drug. Our laws are ridiculous.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #297 on: October 11, 2009, 08:44:25 AM
If they were on heroin they would've either locked themselves in the news van or they would've not bothered to show up.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #298 on: October 11, 2009, 08:37:48 PM
CT: TN wine country isn't even on par with MD/VA wine country.  Note to self: whiskey only.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #299 on: October 11, 2009, 08:54:25 PM
Yeah I found out last night that Celtic Crossing is a very poor substitute for The Knot.
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