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Drunken Current Thoughts ... (Read 42364 times)
Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #60 on: March 21, 2009, 10:49:12 PM
in the picture of you two standing next to each other. you looked like the number "10"

i've heard that joke before!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #61 on: March 22, 2009, 12:15:31 AM
Dave's script writer is the same one Krusty the Klown uses.

Edited for lack of contempory cultural knowledge.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 01:04:11 AM by Mosh »



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #62 on: March 22, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
Too few Ks.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #63 on: March 22, 2009, 03:00:52 AM
I thought since we've reincarnated the board, we'd reincarnate the joke ...
-=I=- still think it's funny ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #64 on: March 25, 2009, 11:12:19 AM
hfiufbwei  top
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #65 on: March 27, 2009, 11:16:19 PM
When I drink at home, it usually ends up in me sending ridiculous emails. I am drinking at home right now. Who wants an email from tricky?!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #66 on: March 27, 2009, 11:22:24 PM
When I drink at home, it usually ends up in me sending ridiculous emails. I am drinking at home right now. Who wants an email from tricky?!

omg me me me. ms.sarah.mascara at gmail dot com
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #67 on: March 27, 2009, 11:32:21 PM
Modified for her pleasure
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 12:45:09 AM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #68 on: March 28, 2009, 12:19:51 AM
and spank to...



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #69 on: March 28, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
I want an email.  Guess my email address then maybe I'll receive it and read it!



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #70 on: March 28, 2009, 12:44:33 AM
She totally sent us drunken topless pics!!!   :D
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #71 on: March 28, 2009, 12:46:01 AM
you only got the topless ones?

pshhhh
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #72 on: March 28, 2009, 12:49:30 AM
you only got the topless ones?

pshhhh

 ;)
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #73 on: March 28, 2009, 12:50:33 AM
Well, not counting the "veggie" pics.  I thought those made the rounds earlier.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #74 on: March 28, 2009, 12:51:07 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #75 on: March 28, 2009, 12:55:50 AM
Waaaaaambulance.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #76 on: March 28, 2009, 04:13:54 AM
Two weeks of no pussy is a real drag.






Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #77 on: March 28, 2009, 09:16:38 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.

what is your problem, man? i mean, you are still funny as fuck but dude. whatever is repressing you.. break out.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #78 on: March 28, 2009, 09:50:57 AM
Look at all the fun I miss because I don't give a damn about people.

what is your problem, man? i mean, you are still funny as fuck but dude. whatever is repressing you.. break out.

Well I think the polite thing to do would be to recommend him purchase and use one of these:


To clean all that sand out of his vagina.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #79 on: March 28, 2009, 10:17:42 AM
Oh, lighten the fuck up.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #80 on: March 28, 2009, 10:50:58 AM
Likewise.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #81 on: March 30, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
drowning in bourbon



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #82 on: March 31, 2009, 02:38:27 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #83 on: March 31, 2009, 09:51:10 AM
a recap of my drunken current thoughts from the weekend:

ah, it's cold.
ah, it's wet.
hey, there's a fire!
hey, we're all talking!
laugh laugh laugh
where did the girls go?
OH NO, THE DEAF DUDE IS STANDING NEXT TO THE BAMBOO BOMB
this is a great mug, but i need more beer
shoot, my tequila is inside
hey, the girls are back!
WHY IS SHE ATTACKING ME?  *lift*  "you need to stop trying to hit me in the junk."
where did everyone go?
emp's really drunk, haha!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #84 on: April 07, 2009, 12:30:43 AM
Why is this thread in discontempt.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #85 on: April 07, 2009, 12:54:09 AM
Where should it be?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #86 on: April 07, 2009, 12:54:58 AM
somewhwere related to drunkenness.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #87 on: April 07, 2009, 12:57:32 AM
Like, say, in "Discontempt"?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #88 on: April 07, 2009, 01:02:24 AM
aight.



Re: Drunken Current Thoughts ... Reply #89 on: April 07, 2009, 01:13:50 AM
Heh ....
I know, or "Substance Abuse", I know ...

I was debating moving it ...
I still might ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')