I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh. I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.Quote from: ZoomieThank you Sasha.
Thank you Sasha.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
why didnt you swallow, Katie?
fuck more, you assholes.
I tried to write something about wife and I but couldn't. It's too weird.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
yahtzee! where can i host this shit?
Yeah, I got a bad ass domain! I am THE Austindude. I had big plans for it, but like always, they faltered. I am paying on the stupid domain not doing anything on it. It'd be cool to turn Austindude into some sort of business, with mugs, and t-shirts, coozies and keychains, and other things people go gay over. I don't know what I would market though.
Um, guys? Meat curtains is a very 2005 term. The cool kids are now calling them piss flaps.
Also, the thing I was hyping up that would blow my other antics out of the water... I think I am going to pass on it. It does involve a sex tape, but I care for this girl too much to post it. I am torn because I know that you guys want some proof of this woman's hotness, and I want to gloat too, but I've GOT FEELINGS NOW!
hahaha ...
Haha. Something inside me is telling me it would be wrong to post any photos/videos.