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Night time outages? (Read 4582 times)
Re: Night time outages? Reply #30 on: October 25, 2009, 02:43:27 AM
recommendation:  armpit.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #31 on: October 25, 2009, 02:54:39 AM
Doh!
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Night time outages? Reply #32 on: October 25, 2009, 01:39:55 PM
Hah. I was drinking some mean spirits last night.
I forgot that I'd come to the conclusion months ago that sighing is just what Thrash does. That and hmmming and w3rding. It's what makes Thrash Thrash. Rock on, bro.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #33 on: October 25, 2009, 01:50:06 PM
the server being down happened to me a while ago. i checked on downorisitjustme.com or whatever that site is called and it was properly down. but i didnt note day/time and i dont remember when it was anymore...



Re: Night time outages? Reply #34 on: October 25, 2009, 01:59:56 PM
need some empirix monitors put on this site!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #35 on: October 25, 2009, 02:48:37 PM
Without dates and times, it's a little tough there, currymuncher ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Night time outages? Reply #36 on: October 25, 2009, 07:23:21 PM
fair enough, i didnt think anything of it at the time.
only till i got round to reading this thread did I remember it...



Re: Night time outages? Reply #37 on: October 25, 2009, 10:34:01 PM
It's coo' ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Night time outages? Reply #38 on: October 26, 2009, 05:42:45 PM
ok, just then. check on downorjustme and a few proxies... lasted what... 5 mins maybe. I also burped and scratched my balls.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #39 on: October 28, 2009, 05:45:59 PM
"Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later."

Just now, refreshed and it was back. I dont know if this counts, because its not down, just busy..

..but theres only three users and two guests on.. and one of them is me.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #40 on: October 29, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
It's all about server load, and we share with others ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Night time outages? Reply #41 on: October 29, 2009, 12:57:33 PM
Ah, that explains it. Because I was thinking it'll be because of the main server and other sites/people but then.. you guys pay for this site, don't you? Which got me confused cuz I thought you could get your own server.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #42 on: October 29, 2009, 01:25:35 PM
    * Free web hosting service: Free web hosting is offered by different companies with limited services, sometimes advertisement-supported web hosting, and is often limited when compared to paid hosting.

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    * Dedicated hosting service: the user gets his or her own Web server and gains full control over it (root access for Linux/administrator access for Windows); however, the user typically does not own the server. Another type of Dedicated hosting is Self-Managed or Unmanaged. This is usually the least expensive for Dedicated plans. The user has full administrative access to the box, which means the client is responsible for the security and maintenance of his own dedicated box.

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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #43 on: October 29, 2009, 07:08:58 PM
Gee, thanks!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Night time outages? Reply #44 on: October 29, 2009, 07:13:45 PM
It is my duty to fill up the tables !
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #45 on: October 29, 2009, 08:28:03 PM
... and you do it well, matey!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Night time outages? Reply #46 on: November 10, 2009, 02:26:43 PM
How are you guys posting?

I was posting from work. Now I've moved and my problems with reaching the site when I'm not at work have gone away.
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Re: Night time outages? Reply #47 on: November 10, 2009, 04:01:49 PM
Moved locally?



Re: Night time outages? Reply #48 on: November 10, 2009, 05:21:36 PM
It was living back in the woods that did it, Eric. The old guy who ran over your garbage cans was moonshinin' and the still was interfering with your fiber optics...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Night time outages? Reply #49 on: November 27, 2009, 10:52:47 AM
Yeah, that was probably it.

Doormouse, I moved to a location where I could keep a closer eye on you.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Night time outages? Reply #50 on: November 27, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Haha. I think I'm already under observation. I live in a particularly broken part of the city and I'm the only young white guy in the area. I'm just waiting for the day I get robbed. The joke will be so on them, though. I have a credit card and around $10 in laundry quarters and that's it. If they push the issue I can offer my whiskey, food, and spare room. If worst comes to worst I can give them some textbooks to resell at the bookstore.

Actually I'm probably safe, though. I live right next to the jail and I think the criminal elements tend to stay out of its shadow.



Re: Night time outages? Reply #51 on: November 28, 2009, 04:13:14 PM
George Carlin always said that the safest place to live was near a prison ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')