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Re: absinthe Reply #30 on: November 07, 2009, 07:12:30 AM
The wormwood stuff is completely unlike alcohol IMO.

Plus the "normal" is pretty heavy duty.It can make baaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd shit happen.
I've known alcoholics in denial say it should be banned.

Fun tho...


ooo... does sound fun...
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Re: absinthe Reply #31 on: November 12, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
We get our Czech Absinthe from what I assume is organized crime.

It's the real deal, though, and a highly enjoyable experience. The last time we drank it we wound up taking out every glass in the house and filling them up with various amounts of water and put on a concert.

The first time, however, was during Halloween a few years ago, and ended up with my lead guitar player and I staging an actual swordfight in the front yard. 
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Re: absinthe Reply #32 on: November 12, 2009, 10:57:23 PM
Wormwood Absinthe = Evil ...
The Other = Lame
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Re: absinthe Reply #33 on: November 13, 2009, 02:30:10 AM
Both = don't care when it's easier to score other drugs if you really wanted to get high.



Re: absinthe Reply #34 on: November 13, 2009, 07:17:53 AM
Honestly, drinking absinthe the correct way is used as either a pain in the ass or a way to look superior in front of your friends. Emp is right, just smoke up and go mushroom light. And for the price of a bottle of the good shit, you can get a bottle of Midleton's Very Rare, and three decent buds.
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Re: absinthe Reply #35 on: November 13, 2009, 04:00:42 PM
Agreed and agreed.
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Re: absinthe Reply #36 on: November 15, 2009, 01:12:06 AM
Emp is definitely right, but I still find the ritual aspects to be kind of fun. The drink is a toy more than a new ride, but toys can be fun as long as you don't have too great expectations.



Re: absinthe Reply #37 on: January 29, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
i've had the rare opportunity to have real czech absinthe. otherwise i'd never drink the knock off shit. real absinthe tastes bad enough. it cost my uncle a few hundred dollars, and i knew it was legit before i tried it because he's that uncle that the rest of the family doesn't really mingle with. so anyway, i had absinthe and fillet mignon. amazing combination going down. i drank about 2 half plastic cups full, no mixing. a beer too. i knew i'd probably never have it again, so why not enjoy it in its purity.

well it tastes like shitty cunts.

but i had to go get firewood in the dark woods.
i followed a large glowing orb most of the time.
and when the night was about over, i filled a small plastic trash can with about half a gallon of puke.
and when i closed my eyes to sleep, i saw giant blades of grass trying to attack me.
i also remember calling people crying, begging them to save me from the grass...

kick ass new years.

but theres nothing really too fantastic about the shite.



Re: absinthe Reply #38 on: January 30, 2010, 02:57:50 AM
It's just fuckin' booze FFS.
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Re: absinthe Reply #39 on: February 02, 2010, 07:42:23 PM
absinthe doesn't make you trip like that, asshat. You probably had turpentine.




Re: absinthe Reply #40 on: February 02, 2010, 07:44:00 PM
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Re: absinthe Reply #41 on: February 02, 2010, 07:45:02 PM
Right. That was my point.



Re: absinthe Reply #42 on: February 02, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
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Re: absinthe Reply #43 on: February 02, 2010, 10:12:45 PM
Absinthe made me dopey. Kinda like eating two big-macs and then slugging some whisky
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Re: absinthe Reply #44 on: February 02, 2010, 10:17:13 PM
Thats called "The Danzig"



Re: absinthe Reply #45 on: February 03, 2010, 10:02:25 AM
I drank cava & absinthe last night.  It actually tasted pretty good that way.



Re: absinthe Reply #46 on: February 03, 2010, 04:51:57 PM
What kinda cava?
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Re: absinthe Reply #47 on: February 06, 2010, 08:35:52 PM
Absinthe made me dopey. Kinda like eating two big-macs and then slugging some whisky
Thats called "The Danzig"

I really wouldn't be opposed to a dinner of big macs and whisky.
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Re: absinthe Reply #48 on: February 06, 2010, 08:41:22 PM
I don't eat at MacD's but I have enjoyed another burger place and whiskey
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Re: absinthe Reply #49 on: February 08, 2010, 06:43:18 PM
Supposedly they're opening a McDonalds here soon. I'm kinda psyched.
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Re: absinthe Reply #50 on: February 08, 2010, 06:52:10 PM
I'd lobby hard for a 5 Guys. Fuck Ray Kroc.
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Re: absinthe Reply #51 on: February 08, 2010, 07:07:08 PM
Well if I had my way we'd be getting an In N Out, but I'll settle for McD's.
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Re: absinthe Reply #52 on: February 08, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
On the burger front, there's a great local burger & beer joint near my new place. Fuck McD's
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Re: absinthe Reply #53 on: February 20, 2010, 04:37:12 PM
I will fucking freebase Chicken McNuggets, they are so fucking good.



Re: absinthe Reply #54 on: February 20, 2010, 06:28:10 PM
From drugs to burgers ....

Yep, this thread is truly running its course on time ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: absinthe Reply #55 on: February 21, 2010, 04:11:25 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY DRUGS AND BURGERS??
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Re: absinthe Reply #56 on: February 21, 2010, 06:14:53 PM
Don't know what kind of cava it was.  Probably whatever the cheapest you can get is, since they didn't list any information on the menu.



Re: absinthe Reply #57 on: February 22, 2010, 01:53:09 AM
Supposedly they're opening a McDonalds here soon. I'm kinda psyched.

Well their shit is cheap enough, but every time you pay them you think of the local businesses they destroyed.
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Re: absinthe Reply #58 on: February 22, 2010, 01:57:11 AM
He takes bets for a living.
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Re: absinthe Reply #59 on: February 22, 2010, 03:41:30 PM
He takes bets for a living.

What does that have to do with the price of fish?

Supposedly they're opening a McDonalds here soon. I'm kinda psyched.

Well their shit is cheap enough, but every time you pay them you think of the local businesses they destroyed.

Um, I'm kinda psyched for McDonalds cuz there's nowhere here to get a burger, other than expensive restaurants. Who make crap burgers and charge US$15 for 'em.
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