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poll!(Read 11066 times)
poll! on: November 28, 2009, 10:54:29 PM
this is for personal research only!

how many of y'all has the herps or any other std?

this place makes me vag itch every time i come back.






Re: poll! Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.



Re: poll! Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 11:08:43 PM
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 11:28:13 PM
Kyle and I are the only ones... next.



Re: poll! Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 01:51:55 AM
Clean.



Re: poll! Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 02:09:57 AM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
Clean.



Re: poll! Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 03:30:43 AM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
Clean.

Which is kinda amazing considering ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 04:10:46 AM
Who, them or me?



Re: poll! Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 04:34:59 AM
Me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 04:37:01 AM
I thought Dylan was dirty ?
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Re: poll! Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 04:40:01 AM
He's got HPV ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 06:54:56 AM
clean, but only because I'm a pussy and have fucked nothing but raging hot Japanese women for the last 8 years. thank god I never learned thai in high school
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: poll! Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 10:11:30 AM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
this place makes me vag itch every time i come back.

Does that imply you have some kind of pandaface?

I'm squeaky clean.  (tulip says so)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: poll! Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 11:08:18 AM
I have ebolaids which I would like to transmit to you.



Re: poll! Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 12:51:33 PM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.

See, there's advantages; he gets some, and it's "low level" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #16 on: November 29, 2009, 02:48:56 PM
I have AIDS, they help me lose weight.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: poll! Reply #17 on: November 29, 2009, 03:24:39 PM
Yeah I heard AIDES was good for Jared too.



Re: poll! Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 04:09:30 PM
16 pants sizes later!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 09:11:47 PM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.

See, there's advantages; he gets some, and it's "low level" ...

Yes, the plan is to eventually catch one fresh out of high school, send her to nursing school, and she'll take care of me until I die and then inherit my vast empire.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
Step 1: Steal Underpants
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
Dude, I'm serious. I can't live the plot of a John Hughes film...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #22 on: November 30, 2009, 07:26:09 AM
My mind is UNCLEAN!



Re: poll! Reply #23 on: November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #24 on: December 03, 2009, 05:11:40 PM
THIS IS THE LAW OF THE PLAGUE

Ignore the video. It was the only streaming audio I could find.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: poll! Reply #25 on: June 03, 2012, 02:08:50 AM
Oh shit, I guess I wasn't around when you came back in '09 Commie. In fact, I need to go back through all the threads from '09 - '11.

Sasha is wrong. She's the only one. My problem was temporary. Mollulscum contagiosum.



Re: poll! Reply #26 on: June 03, 2012, 03:08:28 PM
Don't bump my old shit.. '09 was a bad year for Teh Twat.  :-[



Re: poll! Reply #27 on: June 04, 2012, 07:00:29 AM
I've got the bull-headed puss dick.

Thanks, Dave.

Next time I visit, I'm spending the night at a seedy hotel.
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: poll! Reply #28 on: June 05, 2012, 04:04:58 AM
As always; you're welcome ....
... glad I could be of "service"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #29 on: June 10, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
i probably have hsv 1, just like most of the people in the USA.
you treat me like a monologue ho