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poll! on: November 28, 2009, 10:54:29 PM
this is for personal research only!

how many of y'all has the herps or any other std?

this place makes me vag itch every time i come back.






Re: poll! Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.



Re: poll! Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 11:08:43 PM
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 11:28:13 PM
Kyle and I are the only ones... next.



Re: poll! Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 01:51:55 AM
Clean.



Re: poll! Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 02:09:57 AM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
Clean.



Re: poll! Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 03:30:43 AM
You must have pushed "New Topic" instead of "New Poll"...

I'm clean.
Never had so much as a cold sore, ever.
Clean.

Which is kinda amazing considering ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 04:10:46 AM
Who, them or me?



Re: poll! Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 04:34:59 AM
Me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 04:37:01 AM
I thought Dylan was dirty ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: poll! Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 04:40:01 AM
He's got HPV ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 06:54:56 AM
clean, but only because I'm a pussy and have fucked nothing but raging hot Japanese women for the last 8 years. thank god I never learned thai in high school
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: poll! Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 10:11:30 AM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
this place makes me vag itch every time i come back.

Does that imply you have some kind of pandaface?

I'm squeaky clean.  (tulip says so)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: poll! Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 11:08:18 AM
I have ebolaids which I would like to transmit to you.



Re: poll! Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 12:51:33 PM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.

See, there's advantages; he gets some, and it's "low level" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #16 on: November 29, 2009, 02:48:56 PM
I have AIDS, they help me lose weight.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: poll! Reply #17 on: November 29, 2009, 03:24:39 PM
Yeah I heard AIDES was good for Jared too.



Re: poll! Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 04:09:30 PM
16 pants sizes later!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 09:11:47 PM
Yeah I attribute my cleanliness to my ability to stick to relatively unexplored fat chicks for 20 years.

See, there's advantages; he gets some, and it's "low level" ...

Yes, the plan is to eventually catch one fresh out of high school, send her to nursing school, and she'll take care of me until I die and then inherit my vast empire.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
Step 1: Steal Underpants
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 10:01:32 PM
Dude, I'm serious. I can't live the plot of a John Hughes film...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #22 on: November 30, 2009, 07:26:09 AM
My mind is UNCLEAN!



Re: poll! Reply #23 on: November 30, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #24 on: December 03, 2009, 05:11:40 PM
THIS IS THE LAW OF THE PLAGUE

Ignore the video. It was the only streaming audio I could find.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: poll! Reply #25 on: June 03, 2012, 02:08:50 AM
Oh shit, I guess I wasn't around when you came back in '09 Commie. In fact, I need to go back through all the threads from '09 - '11.

Sasha is wrong. She's the only one. My problem was temporary. Mollulscum contagiosum.



Re: poll! Reply #26 on: June 03, 2012, 03:08:28 PM
Don't bump my old shit.. '09 was a bad year for Teh Twat.  :-[



Re: poll! Reply #27 on: June 04, 2012, 07:00:29 AM
I've got the bull-headed puss dick.

Thanks, Dave.

Next time I visit, I'm spending the night at a seedy hotel.
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: poll! Reply #28 on: June 05, 2012, 04:04:58 AM
As always; you're welcome ....
... glad I could be of "service"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #29 on: June 10, 2012, 02:27:43 PM
i probably have hsv 1, just like most of the people in the USA.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: poll! Reply #30 on: June 10, 2012, 02:28:44 PM
oh wait we weren't supposed to bump/ reply to this. sorry?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: poll! Reply #31 on: June 10, 2012, 08:33:33 PM
One of US, one of US!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #32 on: June 23, 2012, 12:04:25 AM
Hahaha I love that movie so much.



Re: poll! Reply #33 on: July 04, 2012, 03:56:26 AM
i probably have hsv 1, just like most of the people in the USA.

I don't think HSV 1 would be an STD.

I mean, I got it from my oldest daughter. When she was 10 months old she picked it up from another baby at daycare and then spread it to me. I was all embarassed and shit until the doctor explained it was kinda rare that I hadn't had it before age 18, and it isn't the same as hsv 2, which is spread through sexual contact.

So yeah. I'm clean. I mean, I'm not going down on anyone if I have a cold sore, because it can be spread. I'm also not going to kiss anyone or share a drink.



Re: poll! Reply #34 on: July 04, 2012, 01:00:34 PM
Statistics suggest that 4/5 of everyone here has had, has, or will have some form of HPV at some point. Does that count?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: poll! Reply #35 on: July 04, 2012, 01:01:14 PM
Oh, except Nitya. She probably doesn't/hasn't. Yet.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: poll! Reply #36 on: July 04, 2012, 05:20:36 PM
However, she WILL one day ...
... maybe
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #37 on: July 04, 2012, 05:48:31 PM
75%-80% chance, from what I've read. But that's for sexually active people. If she finds a partner and is only ever with that one person, it cuts down her chances significantly.

I have to believe that at this point, I'm bound to have some strain of it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: poll! Reply #38 on: July 04, 2012, 07:40:23 PM
Tell me about it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #39 on: July 04, 2012, 07:44:57 PM
I'm not the man-ho people think I am. And I've never picked up a dose of anything. And I've lived in Florida and Asia, two of the dirtiest places on earth, not to mention the DC-Baltimore area.

So I refute your statistics.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: poll! Reply #40 on: July 04, 2012, 08:14:03 PM
I am also very clean regarding communicable issues, despite growing up in the free love era.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: poll! Reply #41 on: July 05, 2012, 01:49:40 AM
You guys realize that the vast majority of people with HPV will never know or show any sign of having it, right? Statistically, you both probably have had or have some strain of it, despite the fact that it's never and may never "show up", as it were. Hence why I say I probably have it, not that I do. I do not, and have never had genital (or any other) warts. And I'm no giant man-ho either. But I've been around enough to have narrowed my odds of never having encountered it down to not much.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: poll! Reply #42 on: July 05, 2012, 05:30:58 AM
Well we all have a million bugs buddy, those that can't adapt ... die.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: poll! Reply #43 on: July 05, 2012, 02:57:55 PM
I just assume I have and move on ...
I can't get most things anyway ....

... I love my immune system
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #44 on: July 05, 2012, 03:58:52 PM
Yeah a good immune system is a real party until it starts attacking you by mistake
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: poll! Reply #45 on: July 05, 2012, 04:38:04 PM
I'm not prone to anything like that as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #46 on: November 12, 2012, 06:06:59 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: poll! Reply #47 on: November 13, 2012, 06:25:07 PM
Hahahahaha!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: poll! Reply #48 on: November 13, 2012, 07:44:02 PM
this is fun. :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-