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Jersey Shore on: December 29, 2009, 09:50:25 AM
???

Seaside Heights (where most of this show was filmed) has now spoken out against this show.

Now, I haven't watched more than a couple of minutes of this atrocity, but from what I've seen it's pretty much exactly like real life at the Jersey shore, which attracts douchebags like flies to shit.

Now the degos are speaking out about the show and crying foul, but for what? Is there something wrong with putting your douchery on TV?

Here's a suggestion for you: Stop acting like that.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #1 on: December 29, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
I don't know why Seaside is complaining, if they allowed the filming to take place. Have they ever seen MTV before? What did they expect the show to look like?

On the other hand, I can see why Jersey folks don't like it, because I am one and I've been to the shore enough times to know that the show doesn't paint an accurate picture.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 10:55:39 AM
I've been going to the Jersey shore for 36 years and it's pretty damn accurate to me (If you're going to Seaside or Wildwood).

Where are you going, Cape May?
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #3 on: December 29, 2009, 11:05:39 AM
Usually Sandy Hook or LBI, I haven't been to Seaside since high school. Everyone knows it sucks there, but the whole shore's not like that.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #4 on: December 29, 2009, 11:21:06 AM
The whole shore isn't like that, but it's exactly like those two places.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #5 on: December 29, 2009, 02:42:53 PM
I have nothing much to add here except to ask Seskel where Ebert is?

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #6 on: December 29, 2009, 03:39:07 PM
LOL!
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #7 on: December 29, 2009, 04:22:35 PM
I have nothing much to add here except to ask Seskel where Ebert is?

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #8 on: December 29, 2009, 04:51:18 PM
Oh, he came over ...
He's from TSi ...

Yep, it's starting already ...
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #9 on: December 29, 2009, 08:16:33 PM
the merging... the horror!!!!

I drove round Jersey with Zoomie looking for piss. I can safely say that the little bit of Jersey I saw depressed me.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 02:14:04 AM
People ignore the fact that there's a lot of beautiful places in New Jersey. Although that's where we keep our rednecks, so that may well have been the part that depressed you.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #11 on: December 30, 2009, 09:52:43 AM
No it was southern Jersey, just across the river from Christiana, DE. And it was pretty depressing. One little town after another, and all of them dying a slow, economic death. We drove from Glenside, through Salem, down to Bridgeton and back. We should have gone North. Would have found what I was looking for up near Cherry Hill...
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #12 on: December 30, 2009, 10:10:27 AM
That part of Jersey is pretty terrible.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #13 on: December 30, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
I was talking about Mosh's Jersey depression, although parts of South Jersey would certainly do it.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #14 on: December 30, 2009, 03:47:50 PM
Cherry Hill

There isn't actually a White Castle there, apparently. Which is kinda disappointing.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #15 on: December 30, 2009, 04:48:34 PM
Cherry Hill

There isn't actually a White Castle there, apparently. Which is kinda disappointing.

Yeah.  Two of my friends and I drove up to NJ to go to White Castle after that movie and were disappointed to find that Cherry Hill didn't have one...so we ended up driving to Tom's River.




Re: Jersey Shore Reply #16 on: December 30, 2009, 06:19:19 PM

= NO.


= YES
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #17 on: December 30, 2009, 09:54:46 PM
When nothing else is on and i cant sleep i watch it.

It makes me feel better to know that there are bigger douche bags in the world then myself.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #18 on: December 31, 2009, 04:37:23 AM
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #19 on: December 31, 2009, 08:40:52 AM
What fucking show are you watching?

It must be a real train wreck.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #20 on: December 31, 2009, 09:56:54 AM
Well, considering I don't eat meat anymore, a bottle of the Knot is way more to my liking than White Castle.

Though watching my old roommate choke down 30 white castle burgers was pretty funny.  He ate three times as much as many as I did.  All the chinese people I've ever met can really pack away a fuck ton of food.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #21 on: December 31, 2009, 11:07:56 AM
It's what I was looking for, Ian was just along for the ride. You can't buy it here because MD has issues with a liqueur made with whiskey.

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #22 on: January 02, 2010, 05:00:40 PM
I kind of dig the little orange girl snookie.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #23 on: January 02, 2010, 07:04:28 PM
Yeah, that would be like fucking a tanned beach ball.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #24 on: January 02, 2010, 07:33:11 PM
Nice hair, nice eyes, nice boobs, no brains, too skinny...



But she can take a right from a guido-fag...

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #25 on: January 02, 2010, 07:44:14 PM
Haaaaahahaha.....they didn't show her getting hit in the show :(
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #26 on: January 03, 2010, 09:04:11 PM
That episode is on right now.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #27 on: January 03, 2010, 09:22:23 PM
I could watch animated gif that all day long....



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #28 on: January 03, 2010, 09:27:59 PM
I just saw the show for the first time tonight.
It's pretty accurate to my first impressions of New Jersey. I've found the impression to be a bit of a over-generalization since I first became a resident, but not a totally backwards-thinking impression. New Jersey has a higher percentage of douchebags per square inch than anywhere else I've lived.

Related: I was noticing the other day while light-railing it from Trenton down to my apartment that there's a noticeable lack of punks in New Jersey. I mean sure there may be a few kids who put on their safety-pin denims on the weekends for a show or something, and of course there are plenty of 15-year-old Avril Lavigne eyeliner girls, but where are the squeegee punks? Where are the mohawks? They make up the vast majority of the destitute homeless youth in Canada. Maybe the punks are all living in different areas? North Jersey or something? Or they just lay low maybe? Or is punk dead?



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #29 on: January 04, 2010, 03:28:11 AM
The guy that socked her is an MMA fighter.

That show makes me feel like I need to be scrubbed clean a la Silkwood.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #30 on: January 05, 2010, 10:24:38 AM
Man, rolling in class a couple of times per week and getting knocked out in a cage by some fat guy does not make one an "MMA fighter".
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #31 on: January 05, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Man, rolling in class a couple of times per week, getting knocked out in a cage by some fat guy, and punching out the cute oompa loompa girl who caught you stealing drinks does not make one an "MMA fighter". It makes one a thief and a supreme douchebag.

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #32 on: January 06, 2010, 02:53:02 AM
Or is punk dead?

Punk's been dead for a while... at least since the late '80's/early '90's...



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #33 on: January 06, 2010, 03:24:28 AM
I'm tempted to say that punk's not dead at all because of how many really kickass punk bands are still out there playing, but then I also can't name a punk band worth a fuck that started any later than 1990 or so.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #34 on: January 06, 2010, 03:54:45 AM
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #35 on: January 06, 2010, 05:01:17 AM



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #36 on: January 06, 2010, 07:32:43 AM
Yeah nobody cares. You punch a girl in the face for busting you stealing alcohol, your life is over. He will forever after be known as the fag who beat up an oompa loompa.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #37 on: January 07, 2010, 03:43:50 AM
I CARE
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #38 on: January 07, 2010, 07:06:23 AM
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #39 on: January 08, 2010, 03:53:34 AM
OH GO WRECK A BOAT
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #40 on: January 08, 2010, 07:15:15 AM
Hoooo-RAH!
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #41 on: January 08, 2010, 09:18:05 AM
I saw like 10 minutes of some stupid follow up interview with the weird looking girl on MTV.

WTF?  She doesn't want just a fit dude, she wants a guy that specifically juices?   Does that mean she likes the sort of inexplicable rage that leads guys to punch her in the face?



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #42 on: January 08, 2010, 09:25:35 AM
Nah, it means she likes to do the power bronco.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #43 on: January 09, 2010, 04:46:05 AM
Or the Power Bronco Deluxe
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #44 on: January 09, 2010, 11:01:30 AM
Is that the one where you ram it into her ass without warning, call her by her mother's name and tell her she's the biggest whore in the tristate area?

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #45 on: January 10, 2010, 04:46:40 AM
IT IS NOW
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #46 on: January 10, 2010, 08:51:01 PM
Nice hair, nice eyes, nice boobs, no brains, too skinny...





The first night when she got drunk and tried to make out with everyone in the hot tub she was just in her underwear's. girl has a fat booty.

i was surprised.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #47 on: January 10, 2010, 09:22:52 PM
Her big butt ain't gonna keep daddy warm by itself. I need a muffintop that can clap in the front AND the back.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #48 on: January 12, 2010, 03:11:25 AM
And fuck you for the mental picture.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #49 on: January 13, 2010, 03:45:16 PM
Don't you have some non-sex to be participating in with your 17 year old girlfriend?
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #50 on: January 13, 2010, 09:50:16 PM
Don't you have some non-sex to be participating in with your 17 year old girlfriend?

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #51 on: January 13, 2010, 10:07:45 PM
Apparently Nick gets paid every time there's a good Danzig diss.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #52 on: January 13, 2010, 10:54:47 PM
'its a ticket to an early retirement
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #53 on: January 14, 2010, 07:15:46 AM
Speaking of early retirement, what's up with the golf game? Found you a vict... er... partner. He's a golfer and works part time at a club too so he knows his stuff.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #54 on: January 22, 2010, 06:29:43 PM
Did anybody catch the reunion episode? What was with that bullshit scripted outrage scene between Ronnie and Sammy Sweetheart? Did they even have to script the reunion. How awesome.

Don't you have some non-sex to be participating in with your 17 year old girlfriend?
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #55 on: January 22, 2010, 07:27:51 PM
I wonder if Snooki has ever been spitroasted.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #56 on: January 23, 2010, 05:34:55 PM
on the advice of my friends, I watched this show last weekend. Holy guidoes, Luigi, did it stink of locatelli e aiolo or what? If I want to see these leather faced, dumb as shit, over processed, foot cheese smelling wops, I'd go over to the Italian neighborhood across broad street. I made it through about 10 minutes of that stay puft marshmellow man looking face (only orange!) with a reasonably nice ass called "snookie", crying. I wasnt sure if she was speaking out of the side of her mouth because she got hit in the face, or because she has bell's palsy... still not sure on that one. Either way, i had it after 10 minutes.



Lastly, who is this poster loving on Jersey? Really? Jersey is the afterthought of New York and Philadelphia, with terrible food, road and drivers. krsna is right. This is wildwood. this is ocean city. This is Atlantic City if the people were 65 and over. This is brigantine with less money. This is sea isle... this is the jersey shore!

Zooms, surely you were speaking of Canal's in Cherry Hill. Great store. No White Castle, gotta go up to central or north jersey for that.

I leave you with the Jersey Shore Name Generator

http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/

My nickname?  The Incident

 



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #57 on: January 23, 2010, 06:15:23 PM
"The Blowout"

That sucks so bad.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #58 on: January 23, 2010, 06:16:35 PM
You're the second person I've seen mention that name generator and the second person I've seen mention that their JS name was "the incident".

Also, I had a total Ron-Burgundy-when-in-rome moment on fb when I had no idea what GLT meant. I then felt kind of superior in my ignorance.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #59 on: January 24, 2010, 06:56:16 PM
I wonder if Snooki has ever been spitroasted.

Why do you even have to ask?  Unless you're looking for video evidence, anyway.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #60 on: January 24, 2010, 10:39:42 PM
If you KEEP doing your name into the generator?

You'll get different results.  It's on a timer, so if you get the same result, just do it until you get something you like.

OR

You could cut out the middleman and just invent one, yourself.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #61 on: January 25, 2010, 06:36:42 AM
Yeah cuz I want to be known as "The Masturbation".

But only until CommieTwat renames herself "The Capitulation".

Danzig will be known as "The Decapitation"

13Chems will be called "The Renegotiation"

And Mosh will be "Genocide" which is cool but it doesn't fit in, which is more cool.

Please continue...
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #62 on: January 25, 2010, 09:03:06 AM
I guess I = The Evacuation ...

DrugMoth = The Medication (druggie)
Daddy = The Information (radio)
Nick = The Liberation
Phaedrus = The Syncopation

I can think of the "ation" words ~ just not sure who they fit:
 
The Abomination
The Bastardization
The Castration
The Defamation
The Exhalation
The Fascination
The Fornication
The Glorification
The Hybridization
The Infiltration
The Jubilation

I could probably do the whole alphabet, at least twice ...

Does that make me sound bored, boring or both?




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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #63 on: January 25, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
The Medication....that's a sweet nickname.  I'M GOIN' TO JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #64 on: January 25, 2010, 10:37:17 PM
we already named Kyle the Archivist...



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #65 on: January 26, 2010, 12:14:24 AM
Perhaps Kyle = The Defiliation ?  Or The Representation?
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #66 on: January 26, 2010, 01:09:58 AM
no... this will not do. He is the Archivist.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #67 on: January 26, 2010, 02:52:22 AM
Alright, already!  The Archivistation!
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #68 on: January 27, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #69 on: January 27, 2010, 09:42:34 PM
God I hope so.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #70 on: January 27, 2010, 10:01:44 PM
... just sayin'
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #71 on: January 27, 2010, 11:07:58 PM
Looks to me to be no loss.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #72 on: January 28, 2010, 06:56:26 PM
What's Jersey Shore?



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #73 on: January 28, 2010, 07:02:07 PM
Precisely.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #74 on: January 28, 2010, 08:20:29 PM
hahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #75 on: January 29, 2010, 08:46:59 AM
Thank you
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #76 on: January 29, 2010, 02:23:18 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Jersey Shore Reply #77 on: January 30, 2010, 03:35:26 AM
What's Jersey Shore?

I'm fuckin' sayin'!
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #78 on: January 30, 2010, 10:10:31 AM
That's sort of amazing.

I get a cool Jersey Shore NickName,

post it as my "title"

and the show hits the shit can faster than explosive diarrhea.


NEXT!
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #79 on: January 30, 2010, 10:11:34 AM
Quote

Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 03:56:26 PM
What's Jersey Shore?

I'm fuckin' sayin'!

But not fucking listening.
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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #80 on: January 30, 2010, 11:15:10 AM
the shit can faster than explosive diarrhea.


NEXT!

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Re: Jersey Shore Reply #81 on: January 30, 2010, 12:01:13 PM
No worries!

I think we've learned our lesson ... 
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