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Loaded-Gun folklore on: January 02, 2010, 07:24:33 PM
I know there is tons of L-G folklore, but I need some help here cuz we all know what the drugs have done to my memory.  My goal isn't to try and explain away our myths and tales, but just to remember them all and maybe help out the n00bier people.  We are all well aware of the magical power of Emp's cum and the fact that we are all Fred.....so what else is there?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 07:35:20 PM
I hear Danzig enjoys a good cock now and then.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 07:37:16 PM
Huh. I heard that too.

Now. Where to begin...

Can you be more specific?
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Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 07:45:55 PM
We are all well aware of the magical power of Emp's cum and the fact that we are all Fred.....so what else is there?

I think those examples give you the gist of what I'm talking about.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 07:53:15 PM
Mosh is far more likely to be found in Philly than Thrash, despite living more than 10 times farther away.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
OK...

Mosh got fat.
Fatt disappeared, we think he's dead.
Ruthless1 is dead but he never completely disappeared.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 07:57:13 PM
Those are more like rumors than they are folklore......but, interesting points nonetheless.

(And Ruthless is currently fat due to the bloating caused by decomposition)
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
No, I've attended Moshapalooza '05, '07 and '09. He's fat. Trust me.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #8 on: January 02, 2010, 08:16:28 PM
Good to know.....fact:  Mosh is most definitely fat.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 10:13:28 PM
Luc likes to pretend that he's my friend but in reality the douchenozzle won't get on skype and chat with me.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #10 on: January 02, 2010, 11:35:44 PM
* Mosh is phat, not fat




Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #11 on: January 03, 2010, 12:15:09 AM
So mommy says....
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Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #12 on: January 03, 2010, 01:23:11 AM
Yup, your mommy said I am phat.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #13 on: January 03, 2010, 04:26:32 AM
OH SNAP
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #14 on: January 03, 2010, 04:56:37 AM
(And Ruthless is currently fat due to the bloating caused by decomposition)

I think decomposed is more like it.

L-G folklore: 2005 Moshapolooza party in Philly. Massive alcohol consumption, savage hangovers, Denny's, the Mutter, and a drunken phone call to Danzig.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #15 on: January 03, 2010, 09:28:24 AM
A-S/L-G has spawned several failed relationships. Some of the details of those are folklore by now.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #16 on: January 03, 2010, 10:06:13 AM
Fact!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #17 on: January 03, 2010, 12:38:48 PM
Everyone has their own memories of this and that.  Trying to make it like a Wikipedia of LG never works.  Although that would be funny.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #18 on: January 03, 2010, 12:48:00 PM
Is it me or does Dmoth allways seem to be thinking of the past ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #19 on: January 03, 2010, 02:36:14 PM
Didn't Hitlerjesus break into someone's apartment and molest their dog?

ooh shakey shakey.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #20 on: January 03, 2010, 07:30:25 PM
Is it me or does Dmoth allways seem to be thinking of the past ?

Shhhhh.... he still thinks it's 2001...



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #21 on: January 04, 2010, 03:51:14 AM
A-S/L-G has spawned several failed relationships. Some of the details of those are folklore by now.

Well, I woudn't say failed.....
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #22 on: January 04, 2010, 04:20:50 AM
are there any that survived?



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #23 on: January 04, 2010, 04:40:40 PM
Just playing devil's advocate here, (man, fuckin' SERIOUSLY) but success isn't necessarily defined by longevity.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #24 on: January 04, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
Yup, just ask.... ooooh I almost went there...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #25 on: January 04, 2010, 06:52:54 PM
No no no... I was just curious...



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #26 on: January 05, 2010, 02:58:20 AM
None survived that I know of, but man were the gonads flying around for awhile.

Note for the archivists:

I was drawn to a-s by a girl I was seeing who turned out to be married with kids. She mentioned the site, I went, and the rest is infamy.

I often wonder if she was one of the reg's, but I never knew.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2010, 02:59:52 AM by Lothar »
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #27 on: January 05, 2010, 04:29:12 AM

kyle... note the above post for use in a decade or so...



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #28 on: January 05, 2010, 02:02:51 PM
Is it me or does Dmoth allways seem to be thinking of the past ?

It's not just you.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #29 on: January 05, 2010, 02:59:27 PM
Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it...

On the other hand, there's a new picture of a member of this board on Facebook, and when I opened it my first thought was, "Wow. I didn't know Eric knew Sylvia Saint! Wait... that's not Eric. Or Sylvia Saint...Oops."
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #30 on: January 05, 2010, 03:47:20 PM
Okay, so who would this be?
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Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #31 on: January 05, 2010, 03:51:09 PM
He'll step forward soon enough.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #32 on: January 05, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
Unless of course he's offended...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #33 on: January 05, 2010, 07:02:56 PM
On the other hand, there's a new picture of a member of this board on Facebook, and when I opened it my first thought was, "Wow. I didn't know Eric knew Sylvia Saint! Wait... that's not Eric. Or Sylvia Saint...Oops."

I wish I knew Silvia Saint...



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #34 on: January 05, 2010, 07:05:51 PM
You already have pics of you with Silvia.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #35 on: January 05, 2010, 09:01:10 PM
It was me. I wasn't offended, I just didn't know who Silvia Saint was.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #36 on: January 05, 2010, 10:57:46 PM
Que?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #37 on: January 07, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
One of us came out.

Another of us make great ribs and still one more plays the cello. Katie is hot and Zoomie is famously Dutch. Ian is f/phat, unrepentant and Dave didn't come to Japan.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #38 on: January 07, 2010, 06:59:05 AM
Katie writes hot and Zoomie is famously Dutch/Belgian and all broken up about it.

There ya go, Scooter.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #39 on: January 08, 2010, 07:13:58 PM
Pffth; I'm more Dutch that Zoomie ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #40 on: January 08, 2010, 07:19:20 PM
I'm a Van Der. You're just a von. Fuck you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #41 on: January 08, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
I dunno about that how much that carries, sparky ...

You never got back to me either way ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #42 on: January 08, 2010, 07:22:35 PM
I wrote it down and filed it someplace. I'll get back to genealogy before Spring.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #43 on: January 28, 2018, 07:49:23 PM
Funny; I thought this thread would have gone a lot farther ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #44 on: April 26, 2018, 02:18:29 AM
It was pretty funny reading the replies from 2010.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #45 on: April 29, 2018, 10:10:51 AM
I know; that's one of the reasons I thought it would have had more legs ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #46 on: July 05, 2018, 02:28:11 AM
I wrote it down and filed it someplace. I'll get back to genealogy before Spring.
For the record:
He never did ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #47 on: July 18, 2018, 11:22:25 PM
I wrote it down and filed it someplace. I'll get back to genealogy before Spring.
For the record:
He never did ...

Shocking.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #48 on: July 19, 2018, 01:27:33 AM
Love this sig,,,

>>No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!<<

This is poetry.

KaosMynd agrees with this post.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2018, 01:32:35 AM by Tru »
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Loaded-Gun folklore Reply #49 on: July 23, 2018, 05:19:53 PM
I was just bustin' ...
I saw that and just laughed at it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')