Wut?
I"M Not the Japanese SCHOLAR, now, am I?
Nick?
Oh, NICK???
DO tell.
Please?
If there was one place on earth I'd want to transport myself to, it's Japan.
The personal freedom of being naked in a Karaoke bar??? With Japanese men???
Dude! Tell your wife to expect an aged visitor, someone who is in DEEP need of innocence and clean (read that: NAKED) frolics.
You know.