I;m gonna kick some ASS,

AND

take names!

She may hate/dislike/want to AVOID at all costs

ME

But I sort of love her.

If anyone is privy to info regarding this little wrinkle in the mesh of L-G,

please just let me know that everything is copasetic with her, okay?

(Yes, I know it's STOOPID that I won't just hunt her down like a dirty dog, find her ass, and reassure myself,

but I don't think she likes me very much,

and MIGHT take that as some sort of physic ATTACK upon her very being.)

OMG!!!  I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  fucking FUNNEH when I'm

well,










me. rofl

{Nupe!  No dreaded smilies ~

BUT I WAS THINKIN' 'EM,

with each COMMA, PERIOD, EXCLAMATION MARK ...  !!!)

I fucked her to death on NYE and still came up one short of my goal ...

What goal? Telling the truth?

For at least she died happy!

I mean, who wouldn't want to be fucked to death by a friend?

Awww you're so sweet. Call you later.

I hope she isn't dead.  Waste of hot snatch.

Hung out with her in November, she was in the process of moving in Dec. I'm sure she's doing the settling in, ect. I'll be sure to text her and tell her some creep was asking about her on LG

That's a lot of creeps.

Waste of hot snatch.

Yeah she's cute but comes off as a raging bitch.

All hot girls come off as raging bitches sometimes.  The deal with that is, is that if you want to hang out with a hot bitch you deal with the raging bitch part because she is a hot bitch.

God, you dudes are so STOOPID!!!

PUSSY is pussy!  In the dark?  It all looks the same!  rofl

THAT's how "hot chicks" can FUCK YOU OVER!

oi, you left, one post back.

All hot girls come off as raging bitches sometimes.  The deal with that is, is that if you want to hang out with a hot bitch you deal with the raging bitch part because she is a hot bitch.

Nah, that doesn't count the hot girls who don't quite seem to realize how fucking hot they are. They're a tiny minority but they're fucking amazing. I like being around chicks like that even if I'm not fucking/trying to fuck them.

God, you dudes are so STOOPID!!!

PUSSY is pussy!  In the dark?  It all looks the same!  rofl

THAT's how "hot chicks" can FUCK YOU OVER!

What if its a dude's hairy anus in the dark? It's not a pussy then.

DUDE???

With enough Liguor?

It will FEEL like the silkest, TIGHTEST pussy you ever stuck it in!


And even I'll DRINK to THAT!

Eww.

All hot girls come off as raging bitches sometimes.  The deal with that is, is that if you want to hang out with a hot bitch you deal with the raging bitch part because she is a hot bitch.

I dunno man.. i rather hang out with the fugly down to earth bitches.

I dunno man.. i rather hang out with the fugly down to earth bitches.

You dog doesn't count as someone you can hang out with.

I dunno man.. i rather hang out with the fugly down to earth bitches.

OK one last try...

Hey baby!

God, you dudes are so STOOPID!!!

PUSSY is pussy!  In the dark?  It all looks the same!  rofl

THAT's how "hot chicks" can FUCK YOU OVER!

By stealing your wallet?

I dunno man.. i rather hang out with the fugly down to earth bitches.

OK one last try...

Hey baby!

 

Zoomie; the ugliest, most down to earth bitch 'round here!

Them's fightin words.

No he's right. And I'd do Ann Margaret.

Actually, I was agreeing with you following this quote ...

I dunno man.. i rather hang out with the fugly down to earth bitches.

OK one last try...

Hey baby!

I'm not sure that he who explains own jokes should have key to quotebox

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Slipping

Hip is locked up in my basement. My condo basement.

If I bring my gimp mask over, can you let me into the basement?

Of course. That's what friends are for.