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Quote from: mosh
Fuck you Americans, with your happy nuclear families playing Milton Bradley games.
I mean seriously, if you fuckers had been a bit more attentive about real life going on around you and less wrapped up in playing The Game Of Life, the world wouldnt be fucked right now.
Thanks a lot.
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The Game Of Life is a fun game, don't be hatin' bro.

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i am not a mom(Read 22722 times)
i am not a mom on: March 18, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
...contrary to popular belief. i did just turn 27, however, and didn't get any presents from any of you fuckers.

i'm so old it's retarded
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
(yet)
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
I think Chad is volunteering his services?

Hi Katie! I will be 28 in 2 months. Fuck.

And who thought you were a mom? I didn't.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: i am not a mom Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 05:12:24 PM
What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
Countdown to termination in 3...2...
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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 06:33:01 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 18, 2009, 05:12:24 PM
What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Yep!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 08:12:27 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 18, 2009, 05:12:24 PM
What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Same.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #7 on: March 18, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
27 check
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #8 on: March 18, 2009, 09:38:06 PM
Wow, it's like all the planets aligned or something. We'll start a gang called the Crazy 81/82's.

When the moon...
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 10:00:12 PM
I'm from 80, though.  :(

28.5.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 10:20:35 PM
Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #11 on: March 18, 2009, 10:27:33 PM
Hey you crazy kids, stop fucking with my walker!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #12 on: March 18, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
Quote from: eitje on March 18, 2009, 10:00:12 PM
I'm from 80, though.  :(

28.5.

Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #13 on: March 19, 2009, 12:07:01 AM
27 represent.

til april first.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #14 on: March 19, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
Quote from: tricky on March 18, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
Quote from: eitje on March 18, 2009, 10:00:12 PM
I'm from 80, though.  :(

28.5.

Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.

We'll see how welcome I am in two months.  :P
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #15 on: March 19, 2009, 12:12:17 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on March 18, 2009, 10:20:35 PM
Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?
I assumed the broader "late 20s", given tricky's upcoming aging day.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #16 on: March 19, 2009, 12:26:17 AM
24 holla
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #17 on: March 19, 2009, 02:45:11 AM
I rocked 24. 24 was my last year of living life up to the hilt.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #18 on: March 19, 2009, 03:12:46 AM
PFFT!

40 represent biatches.

Are you all gonna kill yourselves now that you're 27? Like Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin and Cobain?

I did, and it was awesome.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 03:13:01 AM by Mosh »
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #19 on: March 19, 2009, 07:38:52 AM
Quote from: eitje on March 19, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
We'll see how welcome I am in two months.  :P

Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.

Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #20 on: March 19, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
Quote from: tricky on March 19, 2009, 07:38:52 AM
Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.
which explains why she's never here - she doesn't feel welcome!

Quote from: tricky on March 19, 2009, 07:38:52 AM
Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.
I like how my comment immediately tied into showering you with presents.
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 09:54:21 AM
Quote from: eitje on March 19, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.

Katie I propose that you, C, and myself move in together and buy a baby (girl). We can call ourselves 3 women and a baby. And when the baby grows up we can be like the Golden Girls!
« Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 09:56:08 AM by tricky »
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #23 on: March 19, 2009, 10:07:44 AM
Who gets to be Bea Arthur? The (girl) baby?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #24 on: March 19, 2009, 04:21:48 PM
Quote from: krapsna on March 19, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.

You mean operational? Sure, why not.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #25 on: March 19, 2009, 04:31:36 PM
It's a go!

We should make sure our rascals are charged up so we can make a fast getaway.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #26 on: March 19, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
*changing the batteries*

What'd he say?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #27 on: March 19, 2009, 07:00:34 PM
So what the fuck are you doing these days, hip?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #28 on: March 19, 2009, 09:47:18 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 19, 2009, 09:54:21 AM
Quote from: eitje on March 19, 2009, 09:32:20 AM
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.

No, seriously, what would I get for you that you don't already have?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #29 on: March 19, 2009, 09:48:17 PM
Quote from: krapsna on March 19, 2009, 09:57:26 AM
Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

The Cheese gives me the power to see you.  :P
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