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Drunken AND High Current Thoughts(Read 9183 times)
Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #30 on: May 27, 2010, 11:11:05 AM
I cant get drunk and high. The stomach-churning properties of both those narcotics multiply and assault my gut front on.

This prevented me from getting laid on three separate occasions before I gave up on weed to focus on my drinking
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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #31 on: May 27, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
You are one party dude. That's why Fyrer considers you a nemesis. You're the only one here who can challenge her record for getting fucked up.
Wish I could have known you in a previous life buddy. Back in the day ect...

NOOO!  It's HIP that's my nemesis!

The rest of y'all seem like regular peeps, to me!  (Poor THANGS!)
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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #32 on: May 28, 2010, 02:29:21 AM
I think you're fixating. Katie is not to be trusted but she can't really be considered a web nemesis.

Just a dork like the rest of us.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #33 on: June 03, 2010, 07:28:05 PM
* Thrash scratches his chin *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #34 on: June 04, 2010, 04:07:19 AM
DID i fuck up,

once again?

Well, that's my drunken, high wEnder of the moment.

Please?  Don't just SAY "yes."

Back it up with SOMETHING, okay?
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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #35 on: June 04, 2010, 04:15:43 AM
NOOO!  It's HIP that's my nemesis!

Really? How come?
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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #36 on: June 04, 2010, 04:27:48 AM
i suppose because we just basically don't connect.

She's more into self,

how things affect HER, in her life,

what they'll MEAN.

i'm not so much that way, 'cuz i don't think i'm anything "special."

I didn't fall for that, when it was presented to me.

I KNOW i'm NOT "All That."

i'm just a regular person, not something special, and it freaks me out when anyone treats me like i'm special.

i consider it a blessing, a miracle in my lifetime, as it were.  lol

Hip thinks she's Special,

that just the fact that she was born and isn't repulsive, and is indeed ATTRACTIVE to folks, is some sort of achievement.

It isn't.

She'll get old, too, and have to deal with the younger gen,

and although she'll sure enough be a milf,

she'll  never be her mate's best friend, 'cuz she can't.

She's her OWN best friend, and doesn't need anything, nor anyONE, else, as far as she can see.

Si?  This isn't right.  I shouldn't say these things,

whether or not they're true.

She's a beautiful young woman,

and she's making her way in life,

as SHE sees fit,

and that's how it SHOULD be.

I'm just a BUTT HURT "old bag." eh?

Thank GOD for tampons to soothe my sore anus!  rofl
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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #37 on: June 04, 2010, 04:42:18 AM
i suppose because we just basically don't connect.

She's more into self,

how things affect HER, in her life,

what they'll MEAN, to HER.

i'm not so much that way, 'cuz i don't think i'm anything "special."

I didn't fall for that, when it was presented to me.

Hip thinks she's Special,

that just the fact that she was born and isn't repulsive, and is indeed ATTRACTIVE to folks, is some sort of achievement.

It isn't.

She'll get old, too, and have to deal with the younger gen,

and although she'll sure enough be a milf,

she'll  never be her mate's best friend, 'cuz she can't.

She's her OWN best friend, and doesn't need anything, nor anyONE, else, as far as she can see.

Si?  This isn't right.  I shouldn't say these things,

whether or not they're true.

She's a beautiful young woman,

and she's making her way in life,

as SHE sees fit,

and that's how it SHOULD be.

I'm just a BUTT HURT "old bag." eh?

Thank GOD for tampons to soothe my sore anus!  rofl
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Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #38 on: June 10, 2010, 03:25:44 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: drunken AND high current thoughts Reply #39 on: June 12, 2010, 02:29:09 AM
* FAH-Q is *proper smashed right now, from various intoxicants. and IT. IS. AWESOME! :D!


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* 'proper', as in:  'well'/'very' (if you're a brit)... or 'way'/'totally' (if you're a yank)

---

...in vaguely related news, for dinner this afternoon/evening I had proper-job fish & chips with tartar sauce and malt vinegar. And I took home a proper-job English-chip-shop Madras chicken curry, which I just ate cuz I'm home and drunk/hungry. Lovely.
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #40 on: October 30, 2010, 01:24:27 AM
D&HCT:

-I'm pretty disappointed in the rest of youse guys as well as myself, for having left this thread out in the cold for so long.

-anyway, the weed here is awesome, now that I have a proper hookup. I took one big spliff with me on a contraband beer run yesterday, and in 165 miles (round trip) I smoked a third on the way, a third on the way back, then still had a good third to smoke afterwards.

-stoned and vaguely drunk tonight, currently drinking a 40 of Superior and about to eat some makeshift nachos

-latinas are sooo fucking hot
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #41 on: October 31, 2010, 12:10:11 PM
-latinas are sooo fucking hot
Sasha once commented in a slightly surprised voice "Luke likes brown girls?!"

Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #42 on: October 31, 2010, 01:05:39 PM
Yes they are. And too many of them are married to Jesus already...
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #43 on: October 31, 2010, 01:14:35 PM
Women Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #44 on: October 31, 2010, 02:34:47 PM
Point...
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #45 on: September 16, 2011, 09:05:40 PM
Women Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.

I can only speak for me when I say, yes I am. And every woman I have ever encountered-- weather in relationships, friendships, relatives, co-workers, one-night-stands, cashiers, bank tellers, whatever-- was also insane.

And I'm not high or drunk. Although I'd like a drink.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #46 on: September 20, 2011, 03:39:35 AM
Damn; and I can't just "Like" that last post ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #47 on: October 14, 2011, 03:02:50 AM
I'd just like to say, that was the *first* time I had ever successfully quoted  something here. And at the moment, I wish I were incredibly drunk and high, and sharing a pile of sheets on a wooden floor with a brown girl.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #48 on: October 14, 2011, 09:44:49 PM

"D&HCT5: Speaking of speaking of saving money, I'm now horrified at the idea of paying EC$400 for an oz of weed, since I can get reliably good stuff for EC$235/oz these days."

Interesting you use the term oz, isn't there a metric equivalent?
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #49 on: May 16, 2012, 02:44:49 AM
Yes.
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #50 on: May 16, 2012, 05:09:28 AM
>>yes<<

Really, is an Oz a standard term used in the realm and outlying proverbs? 

Does it equate to exactly the same as an oz in the US? Or is it simply borrowing the measure and has some other metric equivalent locoly?

I'm really concerned about these conversion rates.

   
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #51 on: May 16, 2012, 10:58:29 AM
I wasn't answering your question, I was talking to the thread.
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #52 on: May 17, 2012, 06:47:07 PM
That's ok, I was sort of being an ass.

Like I give a fuck about conversion rates.  :P

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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #53 on: June 06, 2012, 01:40:49 AM
I hate weed; I love Cool Beans, and it's cheap ...
I get it for $10-$14 for 4 or 5 ozs ...
... lasts me quite a while as well
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #54 on: June 06, 2012, 01:51:19 AM
I hate weed; I love Cool Beans, and it's cheap ...
I get it for $10-$14 for 4 or 5 ozs ...
... lasts me quite a while as well

You sound like a speed freak.
What the fuck   are  you talking about?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #55 on: June 06, 2012, 02:25:23 AM
It's "smokable herbal incense" ...
... feels just like weed, but a tad mellower

... look it up
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #56 on: June 26, 2012, 08:25:31 AM
omg I can't believe how fucking drunk I've been this past week.

And wtf don't I like weed anymore? I have more than I can ever smoke and I no longer like the high.

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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #57 on: June 26, 2012, 05:36:37 PM
I've been WAAAAYYY too drunk this week ...
... I'm gonna lay back a bit for a few 
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #58 on: June 26, 2012, 08:59:12 PM
Me too man, I've just about been drinking myself to death.
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Re: Drunken AND High Current Thoughts Reply #59 on: June 26, 2012, 11:12:28 PM
Rest up Dave. I'll be there for lunch Thursday. Call Walmart and tell them to stock up on my porter.
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