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embarrassing sex stories!(Read 16567 times)
Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #60 on: March 26, 2009, 03:17:33 PM
ill bet each time you people have sex it results in an embarassing story which means this thread is two pages too long already

so which one of you nerds is the furry?



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #61 on: March 26, 2009, 03:23:15 PM
Uhm, Baggie?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #62 on: April 01, 2009, 09:23:57 PM
Well this one time with an ex, THE NEXT DAY after sex while I was at her moms house with her, she said we apparently left the door open and her mom told her that she came running in cuz she thought she was moaning in agony.  Haha, I guess she got an eyeful of my ass and immediately turned around and left us to our devices.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #63 on: April 01, 2009, 09:36:44 PM
I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #64 on: April 02, 2009, 12:48:16 AM
I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

I managed to for years.



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #65 on: April 02, 2009, 03:28:07 AM
No, you've managed to for 4 months ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #66 on: April 02, 2009, 06:12:24 AM



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #67 on: April 02, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #68 on: April 02, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
No, you've managed to for 4 months ...

Eh, no. I managed to contribute to sex forums for years. Pheromone experiments, Katie Costa Rica/Knife set whore, Menstrual blood on my blanket, Handjobs in the parking lot of iHop, etc., etc.



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #69 on: April 02, 2009, 08:12:47 PM
Kyle is such a playa and/ or pimp.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #70 on: April 03, 2009, 02:11:31 PM
Well, which is it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #71 on: April 03, 2009, 02:13:07 PM
Why's a nigga got to choose? Don't you know a pimp is a playa and a playa is a pimp?
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #72 on: April 03, 2009, 03:03:25 PM
All I'm trying to say is, the ladies love Kyle. Myself included.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #73 on: April 03, 2009, 03:37:19 PM
Sure, now that you've seen his junk ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #74 on: April 03, 2009, 04:03:44 PM
No, it has more to do with his charm and wit. That beard isn't too bad either!  :o
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #75 on: April 03, 2009, 07:00:03 PM
Wow, tricky, I think you've been alone a little too long today ...
... she sees his junk and is falling in love with Baggie

There really IS no god!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #76 on: April 03, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Yes there is and She has a cruel sense of humor.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #77 on: April 03, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

Baggy will you pop my cherry?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #78 on: April 03, 2009, 07:47:29 PM
Sure.



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #79 on: April 03, 2009, 07:51:01 PM
 ;D
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #80 on: April 03, 2009, 08:35:33 PM
I am holding out for Lucas' peen.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #81 on: April 03, 2009, 08:37:13 PM
He used the word "AWESOME" to describe the picture he took of it. He said he deleted the picture. hahaha

I'm sure it's not as awesome as Kyle's, though!  ;)
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #82 on: April 03, 2009, 08:41:58 PM
I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

Baggy will you pop my cherry?

now that's a precursor to an embarassing sex story if I've ever seen one.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #83 on: April 03, 2009, 09:52:52 PM
I know it is ungentlemanly to quote from a private message, but:

Quote from: krapsna
rock on motherfucker. i hope to drink with you again some day. you are one of my favorite posters ever and even though we've only... enjoyed each other's bodies a few times i consider you a true... master of the boudoir.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #84 on: April 03, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
krapsna you old dog you! You nailed Balor in the ass! That's like banging a lioness in her sleep...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #85 on: April 03, 2009, 10:24:16 PM
We kinda switched it up, took turns. Versatility is the key to sensuality!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #86 on: April 03, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
OK that's just gay.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #87 on: April 03, 2009, 10:44:50 PM
When did you turn all fruity man?
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #88 on: April 03, 2009, 11:05:40 PM
Hey man, I was on your side.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: embarrassing sex stories! Reply #89 on: April 03, 2009, 11:06:31 PM
Hey man, I was on your side. You wanna bottom for yer gimpy pal, none of my biz.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!