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Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them)(Read 6056 times)
I was in a store today and this 6-8 year old kid stepped right in front of me in line ...
... I said, nicely, "Excuse me, I was in line."
... the kid told me to fuck off (or go fuck myself, it caught me off-guard) and stayed there in line
... her mom heard this and came over from the magazine rack and told me to mind my own business and "just fuck off"
(Note: I didn't get to say anything else to the disrespectful douche-nozzle offspring)
... I then said loudly, "See, you're the reason that kids and schools are over-run with delinquents, but it's ok,
I really hope that I get the pleasure of arresting your kid when she's a teenager for shoplifting while
under the influence of crack.  I promise you, I'll treat her with kidgloves; after all, she'll be knocked up at the time!"

... everyone laughed, a few kinda cheered

... I then cut in front of her kid that was trying to hightail it to the next, newly opened register
... I didn't even look back to see what they did or where they went

I feel good, you know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Ugh, nice exercise of patience
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



I don't have to be; it's not my kid ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Yeah no shit. I was patient and tolerant when I was rearing two children, so as to set a good example. I don't have to restrain myself anymore. Other people didn't have to tolerate my kids and their bad attitudes because I taught them better. You want to be a fuckhead parent, do it on YOUR time.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



I hate kids now days.  There is this teenage guy, 14-15 maybe, who lives in my neighborhood.  He is always walking around bumming cigarettes and being as white trash as possible.  He got into this habit of walking around the neighborhood in nothing but a towel.  So I decided that I had had enough.  I was driving up to my driveway one evening and I stopped my car and ran up to him and pulled the towel.  He just caught it before it fell off and he started running screaming, "you're crazy!" at me.  It was so funny.  He hasn't bummed cigs or walked around in a towel since.



Someone's got to teach these punk motherfuckers what's up ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



disrespectful crack addicts in training are one thing,  but my favorite are the ones who raise their kids with the sense of NO responsibility. Because their kids can seriously do no wrong! It boils down to the asshole 80's generation, unable to deal with the fact that they are nearing mid life, are half ass rearing their children, whom they coddle to death.

I cant wait to see what 2030 looks like.



Fucking children, fuck em, fuck their parents for even bringing them out into public.

Save the children! Fuck you in the ass you  whore and you wouldn't have fucking asshole children err or maybe..
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



I think I understood that and I think I agree ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



It boils down to the asshole 80's generation

In defence of the asshole 80's generation, we were raised by television because our asshole baby boomer parents were too busy with their careers. Television is completely realistic about how it portrays human interaction.

It's my choice not to breed, and I've stuck by that. I hate the rest of my generation though.



Not as much as I'm sick of my lot, the hand-out era
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Both the last two posts are equally true ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Not as much as I'm sick of my lot, the hand-out era

Oh yeah, your lot deserves as big a kick as my lot, but for being self centred, self involved, with over weening sense of entitlement, instead of being self centred, self involved, cry babies. I hope their parents spend the "inheritance".



Those exist these days?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



ian! i completely agree. Fucking boomers!



Quote from: George Carlin
Fuck the Boomers, fuck the Yuppies, and, well, fuck everybody now that I think of it.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



If it helps I hate all of you.



Whereas I love all of you. Except Dylan's little drug addled friend. I don't even remember which one. But I don't like him.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!






The Ultimate Showdown (with MP3 ?)


Whereas I love all of you. Except Dylan's little drug addled friend. I don't even remember which one. But I don't like him.

Satori?
« Last Edit: May 01, 2010, 02:04:55 PM by Sakhi »



Nice shout out to Tobias from Season 2 at 1:54.
I just blued myself.



* Thrash sighs *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



ian! i completely agree. Fucking boomers!

Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.






Is this a bad time to say that I'm pregnant?




That depends? Was it bondage sex that led to conception?



... or anal leakage?
..... PLEASE tell me it was anal leakage!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Stop posting on my Facebook wall until you get over this anus fixation. In other words, stop posting on my Facebook wall. Ian will be next. I need commentary from my friends that doesn't make me think about a puckered sphincter. Or an unpuckered one.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



I didnt post anything on your wall that I wouldnt have posted here...



Stop posting on my Facebook wall until you get over this anus fixation. In other words, stop posting on my Facebook wall. Ian will be next. I need commentary from my friends that doesn't make me think about a puckered sphincter. Or an unpuckered one.

Glad to be of service!

I didnt post anything on your wall that I wouldnt have posted here...

Granted, but there's all kinds of shit that I'd post here but not on fb. That's one of the key reasons I like having this place as well as fb.
Here, most anything goes and nobody is gonna get offended or at least they're not going to completely not understand the humour.
On fb, I even have people like my uncle who's some kinda bigshot admiral as friends. Not to mention people I work with, etc.

I'm totally OK with most of the stuff anyone might post (like it's pretty obvious from my profile that I like smoking herb, for example), but I wouldn't want any of you to post (and therefore wouldn't post to any of your accts/walls/whatever) anything that ought not to be openly discussed or any jokes that might be misinterpreted. It's one thing to refer to Dave's love of SE Asian ladyboys on L-G, but another entirely to post about it on his fb page, which might be seen by people he knows personally or does business with or whatever.

Anyway, that's how I see it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



I agree... mostly what I post on peoples fb walls are either song lyrics or something silly related to the wall post. I rarely post about anything that might have been told to me that might be inappropriate for fb, and if I do, it'll be unclear to most readers of the post as to what I mean.

That said, I'm unsure what I might have posted that reminds Aaron of puckered or unpuckered sphincters.



You haven't. Dave does sometimes. I was joking, of course.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



I never really posted on lg peoples walls on fb and no one really posted on mine. *shrug* bit pointless.

Although i was paranoid about gettin shit posted on mine before i accepted/added cant remember, zooms.



That depends? Was it bondage sex that led to conception?
No, it was intentional breeding sex.
... or anal leakage?
..... PLEASE tell me it was anal leakage!

I'll never tell.



Hahahahahaha troubled kids eh?

http://www.anti-social.com/
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



ian! i completely agree. Fucking boomers!



Do you play L4D? If so, I would like to set you up on an Internet gamer man-date with my boyfriend.



Hahahahahaha troubled kids eh?

http://www.anti-social.com/

LEE HARVEY, WHAT HATH YE DONE?



Stop posting on my Facebook wall until you get over this anus fixation. In other words, stop posting on my Facebook wall. Ian will be next. I need commentary from my friends that doesn't make me think about a puckered sphincter. Or an unpuckered one.

I'm unaware; I typically take Si's point of view about FB ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Oh, and the AS thing; it's been referred to a "holding site" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Punk, thanks for spoiling the illusion!
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Sorry, should delete my last post, or mention "holding page" (or site) one more time?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Sasha posted on my wall something along the lines of "your life is a lie" -> Really fucking helpful, thanks.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I'm gonna train my kid to throw dog turds at Thrash from across the state border where he's protected by the laws of physics
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Either way, and I IMPLORE YOU, raise your kid right, please ...

I love ya, man, and I trust you will ...
... I just thought I'd ask now, while it's still early in the game!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Point taken; thanks in advance ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



His kid will be a ginger asian.



Gingian? Asianger?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



So, he's producing salad dressing?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK YEEEEEAHHHH!!!
Actual Australian School Answering Machine Message?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Ahhh yes... we live in a world of filled with morons with over inflated senses of entitlement.

And the worst of them come from bogan infested shitholes like Maroochydore.



Bogan shithole or not, I agree with that answering machine ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Answering machines are not sentient.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Bogan shithole or not, I agree with that answering machine ...

As do I. That apparently was recorded by a local Maroochydore school to deal with the local bogan scumbag parents.

And non-sentience in this case is required, because the likely callers are not sentient either.



The internet says it's a hoax, but you can't trust anything that on the internet.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Of course it's a hoax... just like the Sunshine Coast is a bad joke.



Bravo. I wish that message was real.
This generation of parents need to get a fucking grip.



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #58 on: September 01, 2010, 06:34:14 AM
I really hope it isn't tbh. I'd like to think that the teachers weren't pushed that much, if its true then its just kinda sad.



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #59 on: September 02, 2010, 10:00:57 PM
teachers ARE (sadly) pushed that much.




Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #60 on: September 04, 2010, 05:49:23 PM
Yes, they are indeed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #61 on: September 22, 2010, 09:15:35 PM
I decided to quit school because I knew I would end up killing a kid.  During my student teaching, my professors kept stressing that not only was it my responsibility to educate the hoodlums but also to be their counselor and try to teach them how to be decent human beings.   



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #62 on: September 24, 2010, 04:26:16 PM
Fuck that!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #63 on: September 27, 2010, 04:17:31 AM
fucking breeders.
hate 'em.
<<<Delete Yourself!>>>



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #64 on: September 27, 2010, 04:51:06 AM
Oh I dunno... I'd nail Kelley Deal...



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #65 on: September 28, 2010, 02:42:31 AM
yeh. maybe back in like...92'?
getting a bit too portly for my tastes.


but who am i to judge you and the chubbers ya do?
<<<Delete Yourself!>>>



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #66 on: September 28, 2010, 04:50:24 PM
Does she do anal?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Kids these days .... (and the piece of shit parents that rear them) Reply #67 on: September 28, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
I'd still hit it.

But, I'm old and probably incapable.



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I just examined your mom.  Her sphincter isn't very tight anymore.



Quote from: Bash.Org
Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I have never heard of kids biting strangers in the store?
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Me either; but i like the story ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Once there was a kid screaming in the store at the top of it's lungs and it's mother was completely ignoring it. I took the opportunity when it's mother was distracted to roll by and glare at the kid and said "there are worse things than going to the store" in a menacing tone. The kid shut the fuck up!
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Nice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



LOL yep, imagine being a 4 or 5 year old throwing a fucking fit and hearing that from a complete stranger when momma isn't there.
I bet he remembers it for life!

It was nice and peaceful after that. Just glad his mother didn't notice. I bet she wondered why he was quiet all of a sudden though.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Thing is, was this WITH or WITHOUT your beard ...
... if it was WITH, was it "ZZTOP Mode"?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



I've only been beardless a couple of short rare times since 1974, I am always in ZZTOP mode!
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Ahhh ...
That just makes it scarier to a little kid ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')