I was in a store today and this 6-8 year old kid stepped right in front of me in line ...
... I said, nicely, "Excuse me, I was in line."
... the kid told me to fuck off (or go fuck myself, it caught me off-guard) and stayed there in line
... her mom heard this and came over from the magazine rack and told me to mind my own business and "just fuck off"
(Note: I didn't get to say anything else to the disrespectful douche-nozzle offspring)
... I then said loudly, "See, you're the reason that kids and schools are over-run with delinquents, but it's ok,
I really hope that I get the pleasure of arresting your kid when she's a teenager for shoplifting while
under the influence of crack. I promise you, I'll treat her with kidgloves; after all, she'll be knocked up at the time!"
... everyone laughed, a few kinda cheered
... I then cut in front of her kid that was trying to hightail it to the next, newly opened register
... I didn't even look back to see what they did or where they went
I feel good, you know ...