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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


"I Lost My Virginity To A Dog"(Read 4178 times)
"I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" on: May 02, 2010, 08:24:28 PM
This is fucked up ...

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Perhaps my logic is somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.
http://www.efukt.com/20664_I_Lost_My_Virginity_To_A_Dog.html

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 07:17:22 PM
No way man, that ground dog looks pretty good.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #2 on: May 10, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
I see that Thrash found this when researching his next date on pets.com



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 10:17:44 PM
Shit, I thought Dave would be more of an ASS man...


Dogs are just Wrong


on SO MANY Levels...
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Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 03:15:32 PM
I keep my options open ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 02:13:32 PM
Ughhh... those poor animals.

Those people are fugly as shit. No wonder they fuck animals, what human would want to fuck that?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
That other human, you know, the other one that fucks and gets fucked by animals ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 05:37:21 PM
yes, that one was ugly too. what was with that dudes hair?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 02:43:27 PM
When the video made?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #9 on: May 20, 2010, 04:43:12 AM
That's the only episode of Real Sex I ever remember, even though I watched tons of them.



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #10 on: May 20, 2010, 04:55:20 AM
The ground dog with onions still looks good.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #11 on: May 20, 2010, 11:00:06 AM
Wait, that was "Real Sex"?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #12 on: May 22, 2010, 09:16:39 PM



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 10:51:08 AM
Yeah, that was Real Sex.

I can't find a good episode guide to figure out when it aired, though.



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 08:00:17 PM
Yeah, interesting ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: "I Lost My Virginity To A Dog" Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 07:17:50 AM
Worst cooking show ever