What does it take for you all to say "don't contact me ever again"? Is that something you'd ever say to anyone? Or would you be able to forgive people who have repeatedly hurt you/ fucked you over in the past?

Tell me your stories of ex's and ex friends who you permanently kicked out of your life.

Giiirrrrlllll let me tell you sumthin!

You have to ignore them.  No matter how badly you want to tell them off you have to ignore.  It's the only way.

Pain; it's the most effective way of getting your point across ....

Well what about when they repeatedly try to contact you again?

ughhh some people are clueless.

Tell him, "No, you can't come on my clothed leg again!", punch him in the nuts, and move on ...

a strong cold shoulder is the only thing that actually works with a true suckbag.

I generally stay in touch with everyone I know from ex-girlfriends to people I have had major falling outs with. Time has taken the sting out of many of them, but even there are only two people on this planet that I go out of my way to avoid seeing. Avoidance is a good tactic. If you really want to send the message, don't even acknowledge their presence when they are in sight and earshot. If they call your name, just ignore them. If they try to make eye contact, look right through them. It reminds me of an episode of the The Twilight Zone where anyone who had this mark on their forehead COULD NOT be acknowledged by anyone as punishment. It's very effective.

Is this about "place name here" of A-S legacy?

he didn't inspire this thread, but he's one of those people, yes.

I would lure them to their death.

Well, if you make them HAVE to Run Away from YOU,

that's a pretty good way of getting rid of 'em.

Otherwise, see deviance forums for the How Would You Hide The Body thread.


Sorry ~ I'm one of the peeps cool folks like YOU do, occasionally, have to run away from.

Hey!  Try acting like ME!

(I'll make myself available for In Depth "How To Be wEnderful" convos, at your convenience!)

You don't have to hide the body. Just use a generic weapon. Let em sit and spin.

SUV
Contractor bags from Home Depot
Gorilla tape
Shovel
Road trip
What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.

Give Fyre his address

SUV
Contractor bags from Home Depot
Gorilla tape
Shovel
Road trip
What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.

Not according to Grissom ...

Eww CSI.

Straight men watch Law & Order while smoking Havanas and drinking The Macallan. After a day of sailing without sunscreen. Fag.

Straight men watch"Cagney & Lacey" while smoking Havanas and drinking The Macallan. After a day of sailing without sunscreen. Fag.

Fixed

ahhh law & order. how i love thee.

Never watched it ...

Do yourself a favour and skip straight to SVU. It's the best by far. Tuesdays on USA they have all-day marathons.

Criminal Intent with Vincent D'Onofrio. Best.

so no one actually answered my questions. you guys suck.

The amazing thing is that you expect us to stay on topic and give you a useful answer. That rarely happens here.

I was being serious ...

I said ignore the person. 

I mentioned a quick hands off kill.

But seriously, that's not an answer we can provide.

If you don't want to see them again tell them so.

brook-- i'm curious to hear the background behind your story?

you may remember that i told my old roommate (and best friend) to stay away from me for the rest of our days (this was once i got her on the phone right after i walked into my smashed up, bloodied apartment i had shared with her until that point). she had had one of her usual drunken/drug rages that for only the second time had been directed specifically at me. i let it slide the first time she erupted with me as the target, which was a number of years back, but only after taking about a year off from from the friendship (no calls, no talking if we saw eachother in public, basically we acted like the other didn't exist. i didn't make any contact after the incident, and she got the hint). strike one, shame on you. strike two, shame on me, so she was out after the window/property smashing and money owing. i achieved this result again by simply never calling her afterwards, and acting as though she doesn't exist the few times i've seen her out since then.

update: she recently paid my parents the $1200 she owed them. i'm still due about $2,000 from her, but don't ever really expect to see it again. just glad to have gotten her and her poisonous personality out of my life. i do expect to see her next month at my high school reunion. everyone's quite sure she will make a scene. it's open to the public if anyone wants to bring popcorn.

I dont like drama. Thats what it takes.

Where and when?

Where and when?

Like that will make a difference?

I have kicked two people out of my life.  Both times it was because I was tired of their emotional problems.  I'm fairly laid back and forgiving, but suicide notes & no effort to get help for whatever your fucking problem is has proven to be my breaking point.

I like drama too much so there. take that.

I have only kicked one person out of my life. And the motherfucker thinks he can still use my mail box.
Everything that comes for him is either ripped in half or goes straight into the garbage.

you law breaker, you.

I suggest shaking your cane harder at him in order to stop him from using your mail box.

I like drama too much so there. take that.

Its destructive.

... we few have to wonder how we got where we are

Huh?

... we few have to woEnder how we got where we are

FIX-ED!

I actually saw that coming ...

I suggest shaking your cane harder at him in order to stop him from using your mail box.

Oh common girl, you know if I try shaking my cane at anyone I'll fall over.

How do you get a 1-armed Polack out of a tree?

Have hip show her artistic expressions of sexual innocence?

That'd prolly work too ...

Hahahahahaha "sexual innocence."

ahh daddy, you funny bastard.

I really do hope you get laid more often...and yes, preferably by your wife. I'm pulling for you.

... he'd rather you be pulling on him

ahh daddy, you funny bastard.

I really do hope you get laid more often...and yes, preferably by your wife. I'm pulling for you.

You and me both.

... he'd rather you be pulling on him

Absofuckingconcurringlutely. I miss hand jobs. Well, the ones without my hands involved in them, anyway.

It's almost impossible for me to get off from a blowjay without some hand action as well.

I can come from mouth only, and they are quite intense... From what I remember of blowjobs, anyway.

Either way, I'll take it ...

I think Daddy would take someone blowing air onto his cock at this point.

Are you making an offer?

I actually saw that coming ...

I'm getting predictable.

Not a question.  I've been feeling it for quite a while, actually.  More than boring me, it has made me aware of just how close even internet relationships can get.

Well, ^that^,

AND the fact that I need some new material!  lol

It's almost impossible for me to get off from a blowjay without some hand action as well.

It's 'cuz our mouths get tired, sort of like smiling for too long.

We NEED little breaks.

I mean, the music is SO good, and we KNOW those danglers like the soft humming of us singing as we orally fondle,

and move our mouths around to sort of

I mean, really?

How can it take THAT long???  It feels Good.  Yes.  But, CRIPES!

Try sucking a banana for 20 flippin' minutes!

(pun Intended)  IT SUX!

Eating for an hour is a little much too ...

Give me his address.

It's more because I need the action on the shaft to get off. Just the head will not do.

It's a rare lady that has been able to get all the way down on the hawg.

Give me his address.

Jigga wha?

Kyle wants to come over and blow you. With a side of handy....

Well... If that's the case, he needs to shave that shit off of his face. And I like a kung-fu grip, rigorous but not strangling. Get that, Baggie?

It's almost impossible for me to get off from a blowjay without some hand action as well.

I can come from mouth only, and they are quite intense... From what I remember of blowjobs, anyway.

I think Daddy would take someone blowing air onto his cock at this point.

Are you making an offer?

Give me his address.

I'm confused ...



HAHAHAHAHA ....
I just noticed this just HAPPENED to be in the quotebox as I was typing this reply ...

If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.

Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...

It's more because I need the action on the shaft to get off. Just the head will not do.

It's a rare lady that has been able to get all the way down on the hawg.

That a positioning problem, usually.  If she's facing you, straight on, it goes against the natural curve of your cock AND her throat.

From a 69 position, there shouldn't be any problem, if her gag reflex is, errr,

dysfunctional?  lol

It's a rare lady that has been able to get all the way down on the hawg.

Did you seriously just unironically refer to your dick as "the hawg"? Tell me I'm wrong.

It's Kentucky. They call their dicks hawgs and their women piglets. With good reason. Still, it ain't West Virginny...

That fact that you even have to ask me makes me disappointed.

Whip it out and show him ....

Serious answer? (if anyone's even still following this.)  With Jenn back in '99, the third time I told her I was in love with her and she reacted like I was mentioning someone else's phone bill I'd gotten in the mail, I finally got tired of being used as a patsy with a wallet and just locked the door the next time she came over after telling her I didn't want her around anymore.  She got mad and banged on the door for a few minutes but finally just went home.

More recently is my alky, pill-popping sister.  She flushes a bottle of ambien down the toilet then tells our mother she took it.  She downs Xanax with whiskey and then goes on screaming rants about why doesn't everyone just give her money and let her do what she wants.  She gets drunk and calls me up at 2 AM threatening to kill herself and I'm too scared to just hang up on her because if she actually goes through with it I'll probably feel like shit for it for the rest of my life.  And if I piss her off she'll probably keep my nieces from seeing me, which are about the only two people in the fucking world that I really even give a shit about these days.  And they're gonna be fucked up because of the shit she does and that kills me.  Like just a few days ago, she brought them by to visit and was happy and lucid as could be, and two hours later I get a call from my father asking if I let her have any alcohol because she jumped out of the van on the way home and started laying down in front of Semi trucks on the highway.  Right in front of her husband and kids.  What the hell do you do with someone like that?  And the real fuck of it is that I don't really even give a shit about her or any of my family anymore besides my nieces, which probably makes me an asshole, but I'm just burned the fuck out on it all.

Do we have the same sister?  Seriously, wtf?  My sister just got out of jail yesterday and I let her come stay with me so that I could maybe get her to stop drinking and get a job.  I feel bad.  She is bleeding my father dry financially and he is getting ready to retire.  I consider this my retirement gift to him. 

Shes your twin right?

Yes, she is bizarro world Sasha.  Recently she took a cab to the lake and when the cabbie got her there she jumped out of the car and took off all of her clothes and swam to the other side of the lake so she wouldn't have to pay.  Then, since it was evening, she slept in her bathing suit in a lawn chair in someone's back yard because she got her phone wet and couldn't use it.  She got arressted for "theft of services."

I forgot about the cab ride by the time I got to "theft of services"... I was thinking... Sleeping in a lawn chair is "theft of services" ?

she sounds like a genius.

Wow, maybe we do have the same sister.

One of the nights after she called me up at 2 AM because she was fighting with my parents and her husband, she then went to her husband's work and started running up to his co-workers offering to fuck them for drugs.  Whenever her husband yells at her for drinking she just says, "It's ok, I'm just self-medicating, I learned about it in psychology class in college!" 

There's - He/she has issues/problems 

and there's - He/she is broken.

I am at a loss to describe some of the above posts... not that I have not seen it before, I just never know.