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Re: Full Body Style Reply #30 on: September 14, 2010, 08:03:14 PM
According to several books of the old testament, Og was an ancient Amorite king of Bashan who, along with his army, was slain by Moses and his men at the battle of Edrei.

Also the guy in the lower row all the way to the left in this picture.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #31 on: September 15, 2010, 12:57:27 PM
Check out that blingin' gold chalice. That guy IS an original gangsta.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #32 on: September 16, 2010, 08:49:47 AM
Bet he could make you go full body style



Re: Full Body Style Reply #33 on: September 17, 2010, 12:35:55 PM
why can't boys have orgasms like girls?

seriously? coming is fun and all, but then it's time for sports center
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #34 on: September 17, 2010, 02:22:31 PM
I know, right ...
I'd love to cum like, say, Cytherea ....

What Cytherea loves most is squirting - RedTube - Free Porn Videos
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Full Body Style Reply #35 on: September 17, 2010, 04:10:24 PM
Everytime I have sex it is bloody.  Does that gross guys out?  If so I'm scared!



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Re: Full Body Style Reply #37 on: September 17, 2010, 09:20:41 PM
Ian and brian DON'T LOOK!!! That's illegal in Australia.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #38 on: September 18, 2010, 10:26:06 PM
It's illegal to watch here? Then I've been
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UZDJA0BKUI



Re: Full Body Style Reply #39 on: September 19, 2010, 12:23:44 AM
""This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country. ''.

Sheep fuckers and censorship.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #40 on: September 19, 2010, 10:58:45 AM
I'm sitting in a public park and have the option of watching this porn. Man I love smart phones!



Re: Full Body Style Reply #41 on: September 19, 2010, 01:10:20 PM
I'm sitting in a public park and have the option of watching filming this porn. Man I love smart phones!
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #42 on: September 21, 2010, 11:08:43 AM
Yesterday we played a game. I was blindfolded, on knees and elbows. Whenever his cock would fall out of my mouth, he'd come around the bed and fuck me. If by chance I moved the wrong (right?) way, and he slipped out of my pussy, he'd come back and fuck my mouth again. Back and forth like that for a while... I'd whimper with every switch, although it was always somewhere I wanted it. Such a beautiful cock. I wish we could stay young forever and fuck like this for all of eternity.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #43 on: September 21, 2010, 06:16:11 PM
Best.Game.Of.The.YEAR!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Full Body Style Reply #44 on: September 21, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
He missed a hole.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #45 on: September 22, 2010, 04:01:36 AM
This game needs to be documented on video for anthropological purposes, and shared here.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #46 on: September 22, 2010, 10:49:22 AM
We often joke that we have Porno worthy sex and it's usually true.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #47 on: September 22, 2010, 05:20:23 PM
Sweet ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Full Body Style Reply #48 on: October 04, 2010, 01:41:22 AM
why all the blindfolding? bumpin' uglies?
ever let him backhand you across the face right before you cum?
now theres some good fun.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #49 on: October 04, 2010, 11:09:02 AM
If you want to have sex like the forever I don't recommend getting pregnant.  Whatever situation that was that you got into sounds like fun.  I wish I could hang out with my boyfriend more so we could think of stuff like that to do.  Most of the time it's just regular old doggie style and me on top.  We have anal a lot too which I enjoy.  Does it really have to get more wild than that to remain interesting?



Re: Full Body Style Reply #50 on: October 04, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
It's not like I really try to think of new raunchy things to do every time we walk in the bedroom. More like I'm up for almost anything, I trust him, and occasionally he orders me to get on all fours with a blindfold on, or something comparable, and I let him do what he wants. Giving up control is my game, and taking it is his. We are perfectly sexually compatible, and that is what will keep it interesting and exciting.

As for the slap... I'm actually a little surprised I'm about to share this, but I got my first face slap a few weeks ago. It wasn't hard by any means, but it was sure firm. He was fucking me from behind, pulled my hair a little, and reached around to slap the side of my face and told me I'd better come for him. Naaauuuughtyyyy!
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #51 on: October 04, 2010, 09:05:54 PM
I was hitting it two years back (during the "im drinking again" years) with a guy who loved to call women names when he had sex with them. So I'm up for whatever, so I let him do it.
It wasn't a turn on for me, but its cool, he dug it.
But man, when he called me a "Whore" I lost it and punched him.

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Re: Full Body Style Reply #52 on: October 05, 2010, 01:36:26 AM
the first time i fucked the girl i'm with now, i put a knife to her throat, choked her repeatedly, and slapped the shit out of her when she was cumming. if i remember correctly we were on some burly mushrooms from south america, and listening to ithyphallic by nile. that was like 3 years ago, and it's her favorite story to tell when she introduces me to her girlfriends.
we are PERFECT for each other.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #53 on: October 06, 2010, 03:00:54 PM
I hate you all, but only in that happy for you but envious way.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #54 on: October 07, 2010, 10:38:35 PM
the first time i fucked the girl i'm with now, i put a knife to her throat, choked her repeatedly, and slapped the shit out of her when she was cumming. if i remember correctly we were on some burly mushrooms from south america, and listening to ithyphallic by nile. that was like 3 years ago, and it's her favorite story to tell when she introduces me to her girlfriends.
we are PERFECT for each other.

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Re: Full Body Style Reply #55 on: October 08, 2010, 02:06:41 AM
I unwittingly passed up sex with my dream girl back in the mid-90's when we had a discussion about fucking and I told her that I would feel really weird slapping a girl while going at it because of the domestic violence I witnessed as a kid.

Unfortunately she wrote me off as a prude at that point.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #56 on: October 08, 2010, 05:56:18 AM
Well, if you turkey slapped her, you would have knocked her block off...

Safer to be a prude than doing time for unintentional homicide.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #57 on: October 08, 2010, 10:56:14 AM
But man, when he called me a "Whore" I lost it and punched him.

So much for my plan to two-tap geek from behind and call her a whore.
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #58 on: October 08, 2010, 02:52:10 PM
I can't have sex too aggressively anymore or the run away blood train comes a rollin' on through.  Oh well.  I only have sex four days a month now, if that, anyway.  I don't really care.  I have been approached lately by guys who want to be my lover.  I guess they all know I usually have one.  This one guy is convinced he will be it and has been taking me out to nice dinners and wants to buy me a 50's style Chanel dress and take me to some fancy restaurant. I guess it's a fantasy of his.  I met him recently and haven't even kissed him or anything.  I said, "but uh I have tattoos." Then he said "it's hot I don't care."  Guys as they get older get more and more like a gay man.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #59 on: October 09, 2010, 02:50:13 AM
Mosh as always you are the voice of reasonable debauchery.

Sasha, why is it gay to like tattoos?
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