Spontaneous meme that popped up on Deadspin last night:



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"Alright! Which one of you fuckers scratched my Camaro?!"

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You just know that all of Haley's cars have terrible vanity plates.

EATMYDUST
UWISH
TODDROD

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Todd Haley has never met a Stop Sign he didn't roll through.

It's a new meme!

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Todd Haley has a tribal armband tattoo.

Todd Haley eats the last slice of pizza without asking if anyone else wants it.

Todd Haley doesn't signal.

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Todd Haley went on my computer and stole my term paper in college. We both got expelled when he wouldn't admit it.

Todd Haley's TV is bigger than yours and he will certainly let you know.

Todd Haley consistently asks obese strangers "When are you due?"

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Todd Haley tells people how much he makes.

Todd Haley goes hunting every year but never eats or even skins what he kills. He just lets it rot. "Circle of life, bro."

Todd Haley watches Two And A Half Men 'cause it's "fuckin hilarious, man."

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Todd Haley will borrow your DVD's and leave them sitting out of the case.

Todd Haley makes an "ahhhhh" noise after every drink he takes.

Todd Haley loves Nickelback.

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Todd Haley always calls shotgun. Always.

Todd Haley tells homeless people "get a job."

First thing Todd Haley's gonna do with that signing bonus? Buy his old lady some new tits. Oh yeah.

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Todd Haley will not help you move even though you helped him and totally did all the heavy lifting.

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Todd Haley says "Git 'er done!" without a hint of irony.

What's Todd Haley doing this weekend? Four wheelin'.

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Todd Haley forgot to feed your cat when you went on vacation.

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Todd Haley starts most statements with "I hate."

Todd Haley liked Kanye West on Facebook.

Todd Haley is a Miami Heat fan.

Todd Haley devotes personal time attempting to debunk Empiricism.

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Todd Haley leaves every group dinner short by $6.

Todd Haley will get the next round, bro.

Todd Haley calls the Spanish language "Mexican."

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Todd Haley constantly tells you how talented his children are.

Todd Haley always takes up two parking spots.

Todd Haley used to watch your favorite sport but thinks that it is boring now.

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Todd Haley saw me in a dark suit once and exclaimed "Who died?!" My mother...

Todd Haley's handshake is way too aggressive.

Todd Haley calls charges in pick up basketball games.

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Todd Haley is going to get his Tahoe lifted.

Todd Haley took his wife to Outback Steakhouse for their anniversary.

Todd Haley still makes prank phone calls.

Todd Haley is voting Palin in '12 "because she's hot, bro."

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Todd Haley says he's not hungry when everyone is chipping in for pizza and then eats three slices.

Todd Haley loves Jeff Dunham.

Todd Haley fingered your sister in middle school.

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Todd Haley high fives people...in church.

Todd Haley still wears the early '00's Regis Philbin same color shirt/tie combination.

Todd Haley's favorite movie is "Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift"

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As this .gif was filmed, the stadium PA was playing "Higher" by Creed. Todd Haley fuckin' loves Creed, bro. It's spiritual.

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Todd Haley cuts in front of women when boarding elevators.

Todd Haley doesn't push his chair/stool back in.

Todd Haley leaves the water running after washing his hands in public bathrooms.

Todd Haley loves Colin Cowherd.

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Todd Haley has had it with these PETA assholes. If Todd Haley wants a golden retriever coat, Todd Haley's gonna get a golden retriever coat.

Todd Haley tells women he was in the military but "can't talk about it."

Todd Haley knows that "no" sometimes means "yes."

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Todd Haley brags about his sexual encounters with prostitutes.

Todd Haley has never tipped more than 12%.

Todd Haley's favorite player is Ray Lewis.

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Todd Haley always gets the center arm rest on flights.

Todd Haley thinks you listen to stupid music.

Todd Haley had a better vacation than you did.

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Todd Haley believes Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann are America's two true voices of reason.

Todd Haley goes to elementary schools and carries children to the dentist office.

Todd Haley promised after each win this season he'd ice Charlie Weis and Romeo Crennel.

Todd Haley sided with Jay Leno, twice.

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Todd Haley's dad totally owns a dealership.

Todd Haley takes calls while on a date.

Todd Haley has read The Art of War five times.

Todd Haley loves Donald Trump.

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Todd Haley calls waitresses "honey"

Todd Haley wears his gold chain necklace on the outside of his shirt.

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Todd Haley wears Ed Hardy and Tapout at the same time.

Todd Haley ices his bros.

Todd Haley orders insanely complex drinks at Starbucks.

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Todd Haley loves this Train song.

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Todd Haley is better than all of you at FarmVille... and MafiaWars.

Todd Haley has an iPhone AND an iPad.

Todd Haley is a PC, just because you're a Mac. Fag.

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Todd Haley has been ejected from multiple little league games.

Todd Haley has a 'My kid can beat up your honor student' bumper sticker.

Todd Haley prefers the Puff Daddy version of Come With Me

Todd Haley still quotes Austin Powers.

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Todd Haley thinks Casey Martin shouldn't have been allowed to use a cart.

Todd Haley takes parking tickets off other people's cars.

Todd Haley thinks Lee Harvey Oswald committed a public service.

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Todd Haley has a "Calvin pissing on something" bumper sticker.

Todd Haley is very friendly and charming when your wife is around.

Todd Haley starts conversations with "you know what your problem is..."

Todd Haley called you to pick him up at 3:30 am after his DUI and never said "thank you."

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Todd Haley didn't touch your girlfriend's ass, bro. Besides, it was just a little tap.

Todd Haley plays air drums

Todd Haley named his dog after you and thinks it's hilarious

Todd Haley just got the best new driver, bro. He can bomb it like 350.

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Todd Haley can grow a better pedo-stache than any hipster can.

Todd Haley sculpts his guns... and yeah, he calls them the guns, you got a problem with that?

Todd Haley knows a guy... and it's himself.

Todd Haley doesn't play on your n00b server.

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Todd Haley drives a Honda equipped with a loud exhaust pipe.

Todd Haley smacks infants who color outside the lines.

Todd Haley loves the vampire craze.

Todd Haley despises those who quote The Simpsons.

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Todd Haley has a "My other car is also a Porsche" bumper sticker.

Todd Haley keeps telling you that your daughter has a great rack.

Todd Haley takes a gimme on a six-foot put.

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Todd Haley subscribes to Maxim

Todd Haley takes pennies, but never leaves one

Todd Haley wants to talk to your manager

Todd Haley gives your name to telemarketers

Todd Haley's wedding had a cash bar and a Poison cover band

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Todd Haley can't wait for UFC 120.

Todd Haley thinks the best way to pick up women in a bar is to corner them on their way to the bathroom and not let them go until you get the digits, bro.

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Todd Haley does mind being put on hold for a second.

Todd Haley thinks the water is totally deep enough for you to dive in.

Todd Haley just came into your office to fart and leave - deal with it, bro.

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Todd Haley will have a Ketel One and Red Bull. Wait, you don't have Red Bull at the French Laundry? This is supposed to be one of the best restaurants in the country, and you don't have fuckin' Red Bull?

Todd Haley talks on his cell phone while standing at the cashier.

Todd Haley doesn't sign anything without his lawyer, so you can take that golf cart rental contract and shove it up your ass.

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Todd Haley thinks endangered species get what's coming to them.

Todd Haley shops at GNC six times a week.

Todd Haley's kids won't stop screaming and you're just gonna have to deal with it bro.

what

Who is Todd Haley ?

Yeah, I'm not getting this ...

I'm glad I missed the meme craze.

It's some 'tarded football reference. *yawn*

You mean soccer right?

like Rugby soccer?