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Random rants(Read 34037 times)
Random rants on: March 22, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
This is the thread where you can put random rants about whatever.

1. Facebook is the gayest shit ever. I hate all the stupid applications they have, like oh now you can click this button and support kids with cancer (even though you aren't actually doing anything to support them other than clicking some stupid button on facebook so your friends will think you are some kind of facebook activist)! Yay! Or click this thumbs up button and proclaim how you "like" kittens and bunnies and sunshine!

2. People that say they want to hang out and then never actually confirm a date to go out until the day before it's convenient for them. So if someoneone says, Brook lets hang out! I say ok, lets go out Tuesday or Thursday or Saturday! Then they say, ok yes let me think about it! Then after that, a couple of other people ask me if I want to hang out on Tuesday and Saturday and I agree since the original person never really confirmed a day to hang out. Well now it's Tuesday and the original person says, hey want to get together tonight? And I say "NO I have plans now you fucking retard." Ugh.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 06:30:29 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 06:34:55 PM
Lets hang out in October



Re: Random rants Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
On facebook



Re: Random rants Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 06:44:29 PM
you have 666 posts!

Lets hang out on Facebook in October? hahaha. I'd prefer to hang out in person!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 06:48:32 PM
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 06:50:14 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 06:53:18 PM
FB has been great for getting in touch with people. Apart from that it's pretty much a waste of time, except for the Bogan Gifts app.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
I refuse to set up a facebook.  It's too integrated (computers/life) for me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 10:06:10 PM
I regret setting one up, because now I'm tagged in tons of pictures. 



Re: Random rants Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 10:20:18 PM
well doesn't anyone else have a random rant?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 10:38:58 PM
 I hate breakfast.

 You want to eat? Try doing some goddamn work first, Fattykins.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Random rants Reply #10 on: March 22, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 01:17:20 AM by Phaedrus »
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Random rants Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 12:23:48 AM
 He sounds so ronery.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Random rants Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 01:22:11 AM
Hahahaha I'm gonna say that to him he'd love it.  He let out some big rant about racism a few weeks ago so ever since I've been calling him "my yellow negro".
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Random rants Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 04:07:05 AM



Re: Random rants Reply #14 on: March 23, 2009, 04:28:17 AM
Words cannot express my seething rage at people who use cellphones like walkie-talkies in public spaces.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #15 on: March 23, 2009, 04:31:44 AM
You have been living in Japan too long where people are respectful of other ppls personal space...



Re: Random rants Reply #16 on: March 23, 2009, 06:02:09 AM
I know. Trains are so quiet that there are signs up to turn down your headphones.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #17 on: March 23, 2009, 07:28:51 AM
Rant #3 I hate 99.9999999% of the male population. You guys aren't included in this though. I should just become asexual or a lesbian.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #18 on: March 23, 2009, 07:57:33 AM
Of those two I'd go with lesbian.
And then I'd post several pics here to gain our approval of your lifestyle choice.



Re: Random rants Reply #19 on: March 23, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Boys suck. I guess that's why I call them "boys".

I'm done with them! I'm done asking boys to hang out with me. If they want to do the asking they can, but I'm done with being the initiator for a while.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 09:39:12 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #20 on: March 23, 2009, 09:43:38 AM
Boys suck.

This is where links to Dylan & Kyle's dick-sucking comments would go, but I'm too lazy to go find them.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #21 on: March 23, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
I am so sick of fat people complaining about being overweight. Lay off the fucking french fries, and by the way: just because they call it a taco "SALAD" does NOT mean it's diet food! So obvious.

Fucking retards.



Re: Random rants Reply #22 on: March 23, 2009, 02:16:13 PM
You're just grumpy because you're hungry.  :P
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Re: Random rants Reply #23 on: March 23, 2009, 03:24:18 PM
Hahaha!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #24 on: March 23, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Mmmm taco...



Re: Random rants Reply #25 on: March 23, 2009, 07:19:02 PM
Side note: In Japanese culture it's OK to say someone is fat both to their face and behind their backs. It's not malicious, it just falls in the social category of things it's OK to talk about.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Random rants Reply #26 on: March 23, 2009, 08:41:06 PM
It's something of a compliment here - skinniness is frowned upon in general, so "fat" tends to be meant as "healthy".

It's a bit of a shock to the system to have someone you haven't seen in a while say, "yuh lookin' fat" and not mean anything unkind by it, though.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Random rants Reply #27 on: March 23, 2009, 08:43:55 PM
 In American culture it is okay for me to tell anyone they are fat, anywhere, anytime.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Random rants Reply #28 on: March 23, 2009, 08:46:11 PM
In American culture it is okay for me to tell anyone they are fat anything, anywhere, anytime.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #29 on: March 23, 2009, 08:53:58 PM
Bullshit, both of youse. Anyone in most reasonable countries CAN say whatever they want to whoever they want, but that doesn't make it culturally acceptable.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.