I was only suggesting what I think is the REAL way he thinks of himself.

It kind of pisses me off that I have to wait 7+ months before I get to go to japan...

better start toning down then!

Luke, you're fat.
Ian, you're fat.
Eric, you're fat.
Mike, you're fat.
Me, I'm fat.

I don't see a problem.

Bosh. Y'all are just big-boned.
You want fat, I can show you fat.

Youre also old.

So am I.

Bosh. Y'all are just big-boned.
You want fat, I can show you fat.

Keep your junk trousered, young man

I hate that girls compare themselves to every other girl walking by. Come on ladies, don't you have enough self-esteem to not care? I mean shit, I have two examples from just today and yesterday.

"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why. She was hands down the most gorgeous rockabilly chick in the bar.

Then, today I was eatin' lunch at this local sandwhich shop. This very pretty woman comes in and grabs a table. She is reading "Shape" magazine, and it looks like she's taken some tips from that mag. Anyway, about 15 minutes later another girl comes in who is as hot, if not hotter than this pretty woman. She immediately starts staring at the woman, and when the woman gets her own table, the girl just looks her up and down trying to be non-chalant and then looks down at her own body. Hahaha. Jesus Christ, you insecure girls!

She was hands down the most gorgeous rockabilly chick in the bar.

So, you'd wanna put the pussy on Brian Setzer?

Man don't hate on insecurity in chicks. That's gotta be the only reason I ever get laid. I'm no fucking beauty queen.

Shit, it's the best way; uggo or not ...


EDIT: Typo

"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why. She was hands down the most gorgeous rockabilly chick in the bar.

 Women are hard-wired by evolution to compete with each other through subterfuge and undermining one another.

Right, we're the spreaders of the seed, they are the "I need the strongest genes" recipients ...
Wozzeck/Balor-The-Fascist is right ...

Exactly. They're using their bodies as bait. I just want to use them as a depository.

Another rant/ thought:

I also hate myspace. It annoys me how people feel the need to document every aspect of their life and post the hundreds of pictures that have taken doing various dumb things on their myspace. However myspace did lead to me finding some info that contributed to me breaking up with you-know-who, so it's more like a love/ hate thing.

I had myspace at two seperate times but got rid of it for good sometime around last August.

Social Networking is teh ghey. Singles bars and rohypnol. I'm mad old school.

You're using it wrong.

Like all social networking tools you have to know what you're getting into when you sign up. Business men don't put pictures of themselves taking gravity bong hits on their business card and career women don't include poems they wrote or rants against former lovers on the resumes they submit. Beyond being unnecessary these things are actually damaging.

You have to use these things to create a good image for you. If you're looking for a guy, post things like "Boy I really want to meet a nice guy, but I think I'm too into cars and video games. I'd also probably bother him by trying to cook too much food for him..." If you're looking for a job post things like "Dear diary, I hate myself! I think I just blew an interview today because I wanted the job too much! You know how it's always been my dream to work for X Employer? Well they finally interviewed me and when they asked me what my worst faults were I forgot to mention how much of a nerd I am about X Employer. If they hire me they'll probably hate me because I'm basically a workaholic. I'll spend all my time doing stuff for the company and won't go out with my co-workers for beers after work. They'll probably hate me! Oh diary what do I do?"

Game the system.

"J" and I were catching a rockabilly show yesterday and this complete stunnah walked in. Total babe. "J" looks at her then at me and says "I want to kill her." I laugh and tell her I can see why.

do you wonder why we are insecure? because of asshole responses like that. when a girl says something like that to you it's because she want affirmation that you think she's beautiful, not that some other girl is hotter than her.

In case you haven't noticed, Kyle's not too into social graces. I think he may be a touch autistic.

you are kind.

i was gonna go with straight up retard.

You never go full retard.

THIS ...

... is hypnotic

This sounds more cruel than I intend it to but it reminds me of the cuppy cakes boy.
Just because of the eyebrows.

What does this:

... remind you of?

or maybe

or both.

THIS ...

... is hypnotic

inorite. almost as good as

I can't stop watching it!!!! 

Again, it's hypnotic ...

Am I going to have to start stalking you again???

Please...