Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.

 Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.

Every woman between 18 and 45 in this city is slim and wears thigh-high fuck-me boots.

All I can think of, Nick, is
The Land of Asians.

 Since the IP masker I'm using won't open flash I'm going to assume you meant "Asia".



 Fun fact of the day: According to my ex the Chinese show pornography at wedding receptions to promote reproduction.

It was a clip of Homer Simpson fantasizing about the Land of Chocolate.

I've also heard that in Orthodox Jewish ceremonies the marital partners are brought to a back room and expected to consummate the marriage then and there. I think it's called yehud or some such thing. I have to look this up now.

EDIT: Yihud. And I guess I'm not a bigot.

Hmmmm ...

Japanese and Chinese girls are hot, but its the Vietnamese ladies that float my boat.

They just happened to be the first Asians that I came across, after the big migration wave in the 70's & 80's...

There's a particular Vietnamese lady I'm keeping my eye on these days. She slays me.

Korean ladies are the shit.

I like Korean gals too (not in a sexual way though) generally speaking. I've had a ton of Korean female friends.

I like Korean gals too (not in a sexual way though) generally speaking. I've had a ton of Korean female friends.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=199.msg5718#msg5718

 

Well, I'm not saying that I wouldn't ever possibly hook up with a Korean gal, but I don't look at my friends in that way.

I just remembered now that when Lucas first showed up here he would dredge through tons and tons of really old threads and post in some of them

I just remembered now that when Lucas first showed up here he would dredge through tons and tons of really old threads and post in some of them

That was back when the site had some history.  It was a lot of fun. 

Haha yeah. It's great when there's a crap load of back history for lurks to wade through before posting. You know everything there is to know about these crazy fuckers and they know jack about you. Noobie power trip!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

Haha yeah. It's great when there's a crap load of back history for lurks to wade through before posting. You know everything there is to know about these crazy fuckers and they know jack about you. Noobie power trip!

It's all they have, really ...

Never been a fan of Asians.

You would if you actually said yes to the night of me and the 3 Asian girls ...

Other than that, I can take 'em or leave 'em ...

http://www.redtube.com/16925

Hooray for the armed forces

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

hahaha, whenever anyone mentions to me their penchant for asian ladies all i can think of is how you once described all asian women as having bucket asses when they get older.

Man, the one thing that really sucks about Asian women is that when they hit the wall they really hit the wall.

When you're blitzed and wandering the ville looking for a blowjob there's an awful lot you'll overlook. But when it's a 5' tall asian woman with a 4' wide ass, it's hard, man. Really hard.

I really like some of the mixes that Asians make. Black/Asian and white/Asian are both really nice mixes.

Eh, who am I kidding, I just like mutts in general.

*nods*

I'm much more a fan of 50/50s than total mutts. 50/50s with dark hair and blue eyes are the hottest shit out there. I dated one exactly once. The break-up was not my idea.

Roofies?

While it's pretty difficult to find a really, really hot pure Asian chick it seems that mixing them with other stuff produces nothing but hotties.

Like Schnauzers?

Like Schnauzers?

bawahaha

my good girlfriend is half cauc/half japanese. if ever i want to invite her along or meet up with her in the city, all i have to say to convince anyone is "she's half japanese." that always excites the masses, male and female.

I'm intrigued ...

I'm intrigued ...

hey, guys, apparently the key to getting dave the fuck out of florida is half-japanese girls. knew there had to be somethin' that would do it!

asian girls are hte best

I've been out many times ...
... of Florida, that is

i just had the most random sex last night with a thai/cambodian/laotian girl that is a friend of a friend. she had seen me around and decided i should be her new fuck toy. man life is good.

i just had the most random sex last night with a thai/cambodian/laotian girl that is a friend of a friend. she had seen me around and decided i should be her new fuck toy. man life is good.

But... I want you as my new fucktoy.  :'(

i just had the most random sex last night with a thai/cambodian/laotian girl that is a friend of a friend. she had seen me around and decided i should be her new fuck toy. man life is good.

But... I want you as my new fucktoy.  :'(

tricky is way better than some random asian slaht.

tricky is way better than some random asian slaht.

it's true! i am. in more ways than one!

she's also apparently the board's new sexual harrasser.

nice.

I learned it from Thrash.

Actually, I thought since all the guys are like that to the girls, it would be funny if I were like that back to them.

I don't think katie likes me much anymore... boooo.

I learned it from Thrash.

Actually, I thought since all the guys are like that to the girls, it would be funny if I were like that back to them.

I don't think katie likes me much anymore... boooo.

that's okay. you can be the new me! where none of the girls like you but all the guys do.

this may or may not have anything to do with the number of naked photos i took of myself plus the number of guys (some of which happened to have history with OR be about to hook up with some of the ladies here) i fooled around with via the internet or telephone.

and i will be the new you! where i am in a serious committed relationship with a guy (even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't) and don't do all that shitty stuff!

i really think this could work for us.

no but seriously you guys i was such an asshole. sorry about all that stuff. the only excuse i can use is that i was young and stupid and lacking any amount of confidence in myself.

okay, enough with the brutally honest heart to heart shit. i have to go chase one of my kids around for a while.

Yeah we can trade places! However I'm not postin' nudies or having phone and/or cyber sex with anyone. I just like to tease.

You and C like me so it's all good. I think katie thinks I'm a nutjob now, which may or may not be true.

Actually I am a nutjob, but in a fun, not debilitatingly depressed way unlike before when AS/ LG v.1 was around.

What this has to do with Chinese girls, I'm not suer.

have you ever made out with a chinese girl?

and if you do, can we watch?

I don't think katie likes me much anymore... boooo.

yes i do! don't cry. i appreciate your technique. it's basically the same way my roommate and i behave with the boys who work at my restaurant. well, it's not MY restaurant, or i'd be up for some serious lawsuit action. and really, she's the one who does the hardcore talking. i'm her less crass, equally sick-minded wing girl.

there's the cutest 23y/o surfer dude who i've known since he was 14 and he's grown into quite a lithe, tan young man...okay, actually i don't sexually harrass him because he might be my soulmate. we have been enjoying the weirdest, most satisfying conversations with one another lately... if this thing with my 34y/o hottie doesn't pan out, of course.

i surfed once last year, I think it may be key

Surfing rocks.

Not that I'd be able to squeeze myself into a wet suit these days, but back in the 80's and early 90's, Bells and Woolami were it.

WETSUIT??? What particular brand of vagina are you?

Dude, look where I am... the water is mighty cold this far south.

Sure, I could slather myself in lard, but I'd be the only one getting pleasure from that.

Right. Pacific is colder than the Atlantic. Sorry, forgot.

ian does not need to wear a wetsuit

Whale gots blubber.

Mosh gots wetsuit.

Dude, look where I am... the water is mighty cold this far south.

Sure, I could slather myself in lard, but I'd be the only one getting pleasure from that.

Not to mention there are at least 50 ways to die out there in the ocean.

And 50 ways to die when you get back to the shore.

AND Oz has several kinds of potentially lethal jellyfish.

..and two of them are near microscopic.

hey, do they have that tiny fish that swims up your urethra and then pokes out its spines and sticks there? 'cause those are awesome.

Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.

The Candiru ...

Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.

you say that like it would be new territory for me

Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.

you say that like it would be new territory for me

I have no clue as to what stamps you have on your passport.

That makes 3 of us ...

ian does not need to wear a wetsuit

I like the feel of that rubbery stuff on my skin...

Sarah?

mmmyourang?

WHAT DAVE WHAT?!

I'M DYIN OVER HERE

The thread took off faster than I could reply at that moment; I lost the thought ...

well cheese and rice, get back at me when you get back your train of thought.

Just imagine me wearing a wet suit... that'll return that thought in a hurry.

It was a very clever crossing of a few of the posts ....
I just can't remember it at the moment ...

Ahhh huh...

My brain works fast and I was over it ...

(even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't)

HEY.

What does your dude have against us?!?!

(even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't)

HEY.

What does your dude have against us?!?!

i think he's just pissed that most of you saw my tits before he did

<racist blanket statement> At their peak, Asian girls of various stripes can be irresistible. But, as was said, once they hit the decline they break down with a quickness. </racist blanket statement>

True story: my first real kiss was in 6th grade with a Vietnamese girl who had long caught my fancy. The height difference was kind of outrageous, so we could only make out sitting down.

I wouldn't even call that a racist blanket statement, it's the truth.

I mean, have you ever seen an old asian lady and found yourself thinking, "Man, she must have been HOT back in the day"?

I'm willing to bet it's never happened.

True story: my first real kiss was in 6th grade with a Vietnamese girl who had long caught my fancy. The height difference was kind of outrageous, so we could only make out sitting down.

Isn't that true of you and most girls, though?

Actually, I know a guy who's even taller than you who used to have a Thai girlfriend who was maybe 4'11. I guess 69's were out, unless he had a really bendy spine?

if your height is in your legs, then it's a non-issue.

well, it's good to know you've always been a behemoth.

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time...

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time...

i was wondering when that would come up.

What's that from?

Originally? This. I assume they meant the hot fanbase?

Weezer.

Yeah. "They" = Weezer.

Pffft. Weezer.

Catholic girls rock

Catholic Asian girls rock harder.

Throw a bag over that face and we have a winner!

like you're going to look at her face anyway

Just in case, you know. Prophylaxis dude.