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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #30 on: March 26, 2009, 12:14:04 PM
my good girlfriend is half cauc/half japanese. if ever i want to invite her along or meet up with her in the city, all i have to say to convince anyone is "she's half japanese." that always excites the masses, male and female.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #31 on: March 26, 2009, 02:44:15 PM
I'm intrigued ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #32 on: March 26, 2009, 02:47:12 PM
I'm intrigued ...

hey, guys, apparently the key to getting dave the fuck out of florida is half-japanese girls. knew there had to be somethin' that would do it!
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #33 on: March 26, 2009, 02:52:36 PM
asian girls are hte best



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #34 on: March 26, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
I've been out many times ...
... of Florida, that is


BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #35 on: March 26, 2009, 09:56:12 PM
i just had the most random sex last night with a thai/cambodian/laotian girl that is a friend of a friend. she had seen me around and decided i should be her new fuck toy. man life is good.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #36 on: March 27, 2009, 01:06:22 AM
i just had the most random sex last night with a thai/cambodian/laotian girl that is a friend of a friend. she had seen me around and decided i should be her new fuck toy. man life is good.

But... I want you as my new fucktoy.  :'(
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #37 on: March 27, 2009, 01:09:38 AM
i just had the most random sex last night with a thai/cambodian/laotian girl that is a friend of a friend. she had seen me around and decided i should be her new fuck toy. man life is good.

But... I want you as my new fucktoy.  :'(

tricky is way better than some random asian slaht.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #38 on: March 27, 2009, 01:18:10 AM
tricky is way better than some random asian slaht.

it's true! i am. in more ways than one!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #39 on: March 27, 2009, 09:18:26 AM
she's also apparently the board's new sexual harrasser.

nice.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #40 on: March 27, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
I learned it from Thrash.

Actually, I thought since all the guys are like that to the girls, it would be funny if I were like that back to them.

I don't think katie likes me much anymore... boooo.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2009, 09:40:38 AM by tricky »
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #41 on: March 27, 2009, 10:18:26 AM
I learned it from Thrash.

Actually, I thought since all the guys are like that to the girls, it would be funny if I were like that back to them.

I don't think katie likes me much anymore... boooo.

that's okay. you can be the new me! where none of the girls like you but all the guys do.

this may or may not have anything to do with the number of naked photos i took of myself plus the number of guys (some of which happened to have history with OR be about to hook up with some of the ladies here) i fooled around with via the internet or telephone.

and i will be the new you! where i am in a serious committed relationship with a guy (even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't) and don't do all that shitty stuff!

i really think this could work for us.


no but seriously you guys i was such an asshole. sorry about all that stuff. the only excuse i can use is that i was young and stupid and lacking any amount of confidence in myself.

okay, enough with the brutally honest heart to heart shit. i have to go chase one of my kids around for a while.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #42 on: March 27, 2009, 10:49:42 AM
Yeah we can trade places! However I'm not postin' nudies or having phone and/or cyber sex with anyone. I just like to tease.

You and C like me so it's all good. I think katie thinks I'm a nutjob now, which may or may not be true. :P

Actually I am a nutjob, but in a fun, not debilitatingly depressed way unlike before when AS/ LG v.1 was around.

What this has to do with Chinese girls, I'm not suer.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #43 on: March 27, 2009, 11:02:29 AM
have you ever made out with a chinese girl?
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #44 on: March 27, 2009, 11:04:37 AM
and if you do, can we watch?



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #45 on: March 27, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
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I don't think katie likes me much anymore... boooo.

yes i do! don't cry. i appreciate your technique. it's basically the same way my roommate and i behave with the boys who work at my restaurant. well, it's not MY restaurant, or i'd be up for some serious lawsuit action. and really, she's the one who does the hardcore talking. i'm her less crass, equally sick-minded wing girl.

there's the cutest 23y/o surfer dude who i've known since he was 14 and he's grown into quite a lithe, tan young man...okay, actually i don't sexually harrass him because he might be my soulmate. we have been enjoying the weirdest, most satisfying conversations with one another lately... if this thing with my 34y/o hottie doesn't pan out, of course.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #46 on: March 27, 2009, 11:11:07 AM
i surfed once last year, I think it may be key
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #47 on: March 27, 2009, 11:14:59 AM
Surfing rocks.

Not that I'd be able to squeeze myself into a wet suit these days, but back in the 80's and early 90's, Bells and Woolami were it.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #48 on: March 27, 2009, 11:17:57 AM
WETSUIT??? What particular brand of vagina are you?
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #49 on: March 27, 2009, 11:20:01 AM
Dude, look where I am... the water is mighty cold this far south.

Sure, I could slather myself in lard, but I'd be the only one getting pleasure from that.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #50 on: March 27, 2009, 11:37:23 AM
Right. Pacific is colder than the Atlantic. Sorry, forgot.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #51 on: March 27, 2009, 11:40:01 AM
ian does not need to wear a wetsuit
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #52 on: March 27, 2009, 11:40:55 AM
Whale gots blubber.

Mosh gots wetsuit.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #53 on: March 27, 2009, 04:29:23 PM
Dude, look where I am... the water is mighty cold this far south.

Sure, I could slather myself in lard, but I'd be the only one getting pleasure from that.

Not to mention there are at least 50 ways to die out there in the ocean.

And 50 ways to die when you get back to the shore.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #54 on: March 27, 2009, 04:39:36 PM
AND Oz has several kinds of potentially lethal jellyfish.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #55 on: March 27, 2009, 05:01:30 PM
..and two of them are near microscopic.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #56 on: March 27, 2009, 05:05:55 PM
hey, do they have that tiny fish that swims up your urethra and then pokes out its spines and sticks there? 'cause those are awesome.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #57 on: March 27, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #58 on: March 27, 2009, 05:19:59 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #59 on: March 27, 2009, 05:21:39 PM
Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.

you say that like it would be new territory for me
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