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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #60 on: March 27, 2009, 05:26:06 PM
Come here, Fuck a guy with mutant sperm who doesnt know where to stick his cock, and find out.

you say that like it would be new territory for me

I have no clue as to what stamps you have on your passport.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #61 on: March 27, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
That makes 3 of us ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #62 on: March 27, 2009, 10:03:01 PM
ian does not need to wear a wetsuit

I like the feel of that rubbery stuff on my skin...



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #63 on: March 28, 2009, 12:46:30 AM
Sarah?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #64 on: March 28, 2009, 12:48:03 AM
mmmyourang?
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #65 on: March 28, 2009, 01:04:28 AM
WHAT DAVE WHAT?!

I'M DYIN OVER HERE
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #66 on: March 29, 2009, 12:58:01 AM
The thread took off faster than I could reply at that moment; I lost the thought ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #67 on: March 29, 2009, 01:01:48 AM
well cheese and rice, get back at me when you get back your train of thought.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #68 on: March 29, 2009, 01:27:15 AM
Just imagine me wearing a wet suit... that'll return that thought in a hurry.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #69 on: March 29, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
It was a very clever crossing of a few of the posts ....
I just can't remember it at the moment ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #70 on: March 29, 2009, 01:48:42 AM
Ahhh huh...



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #71 on: March 29, 2009, 02:59:00 AM
My brain works fast and I was over it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #72 on: March 31, 2009, 10:39:34 AM
(even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't)

HEY.

What does your dude have against us?!?!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #73 on: March 31, 2009, 12:47:03 PM
(even though he doesn't post here and wishes i wouldn't)

HEY.

What does your dude have against us?!?!

i think he's just pissed that most of you saw my tits before he did
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #74 on: March 31, 2009, 01:17:13 PM
<racist blanket statement> At their peak, Asian girls of various stripes can be irresistible. But, as was said, once they hit the decline they break down with a quickness. </racist blanket statement>

True story: my first real kiss was in 6th grade with a Vietnamese girl who had long caught my fancy. The height difference was kind of outrageous, so we could only make out sitting down.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #75 on: March 31, 2009, 01:59:47 PM
I wouldn't even call that a racist blanket statement, it's the truth.

I mean, have you ever seen an old asian lady and found yourself thinking, "Man, she must have been HOT back in the day"?

I'm willing to bet it's never happened.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #76 on: March 31, 2009, 02:19:47 PM
True story: my first real kiss was in 6th grade with a Vietnamese girl who had long caught my fancy. The height difference was kind of outrageous, so we could only make out sitting down.

Isn't that true of you and most girls, though?

Actually, I know a guy who's even taller than you who used to have a Thai girlfriend who was maybe 4'11. I guess 69's were out, unless he had a really bendy spine?
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #77 on: March 31, 2009, 04:41:24 PM
if your height is in your legs, then it's a non-issue.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #78 on: March 31, 2009, 04:55:18 PM
well, it's good to know you've always been a behemoth.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #79 on: April 01, 2009, 12:58:39 AM
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time...
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #80 on: April 01, 2009, 12:59:46 AM
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time...

i was wondering when that would come up.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #81 on: April 01, 2009, 04:09:40 PM
What's that from?
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #82 on: April 01, 2009, 04:34:26 PM
Originally? This. I assume they meant the hot fanbase?



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #83 on: April 01, 2009, 05:07:32 PM
Weezer.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #84 on: April 01, 2009, 05:18:07 PM
Yeah. "They" = Weezer.



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #85 on: April 01, 2009, 05:30:15 PM
Pffft. Weezer.
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #86 on: April 02, 2009, 06:10:49 AM
Catholic girls rock



Re: Chinese Girls Reply #87 on: April 02, 2009, 06:17:06 AM
Catholic Asian girls rock harder.

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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #88 on: April 02, 2009, 10:19:13 AM
Throw a bag over that face and we have a winner!
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Re: Chinese Girls Reply #89 on: April 02, 2009, 10:21:07 AM
like you're going to look at her face anyway
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