...what do you do at the exact moment when your soul pushes away from the shore?

Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...

For the record, I *am* trying to sell him something...

Work me, baby. Work me...

Nothing adds insult to injury like knowing you paid to get the clap.

*Luna sharpens Zoomie's razor blade with her cuntstrap*

Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...

Note to lurkers; A cuntstrap is the result of an extreme gonorrhea infection of an elongated labia.

*takes notes while still not giving a fuck*

I'll take it!

The espresso or the cuntstrap(ing)?

It's a two for one sale...

Sweet!
Summer clearance sale!

Lily Allen,
Never Gonna Happen
It's Not Me, It's you

So, as i was saying about twelve posts ago.....

.......maybe I don't have something for Sale exactly Mister Z.....


But a trade-  I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

And you'd like to acquire ____________?

Maybe we can bargain.

I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

Village?

Some sort of all-terrain kick-ass bike.

Hahahahaha!

Sun Drifter CB... ladies 16" frame in fuchsia pearl...

http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+CB&cl1=BIKE+PATH

Do the cooter a favor and get a noseless seat at WalMart $17.00

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-No-Pressure-Bike-Seat/9207800

strike that, get the Drifter 3. Its what I have.

http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+3&cl1=BIKE+PATH

ThanX !!!!

Meh. Mountain bikes are where it's at.

No mountains here, few off road trails and I use it as my primary transport when I'm not working. The pedal forward cruiser design puts much less strain on the lower back, so I can ride 120+ per day.

I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?

Gain weight, roll everywhere.

Dual piston action Dave.  The harder you pump the faster you go. LOL

I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?

Mr. Garrison made it in the episode "The Entity" (season 5, episode 11) ...

-"Can you make one WITHOUT something sliding in and out of your ass and mouth?"
-"Why would you want to do that?"

My bad- Of Course Mr. Garrison invented THAT.

espresso is so fucking noms.. but i'm poor and have bad priorities.. I only drink that shit if someone else is buying.

$5 dolla for drink ima pwn in like 10 minutes? no!

bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.

bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.

W0rd. part of the reason why i decided to never breed is i rather spend my money on colored duct tape and candy... then.. you know.. important stuff.

i had $63 dollars in my bank account last time i checked.. and spent $14 of it on a motorhead shirt and another $13 on  alcohol and energy drinks last night .. how many days are left this month??!?!? FUUUUUUCK.

at least i pay my bills first 

Meh. Do what I did. Find a rich fat girl with a nice house someplace warm. I clean the pool, walk the dogs, cut the grass, cook the meals, get a nice allowance to do the shopping and I get to lounge around the pool, hang out at the beach, and don't have to get a job... problem is I got bored and want to buy a motorcycle. Oh well.

I'm not sure HOW I am with it ...
... booze, however, is a must!

... booze,

BEST part of finally (In two months) getting my own place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow ...
So, asshole's traveling, and you finally took the fuck off?

Depends on what you mean by traveling.... I finally found a J.O.B! And yes! I'm taking the fuck off!

I thought he got some job where he has to travel ...

Turns out I can be somewhat gullible and over-trusting.  He does have a job now but, that doesn't change who he is.

Ahhhh ....

I've been drinking a ton of chi the lately.

shits delicious!

I'm not aware of any coffee product called chi. What nationality is it and how is it prepared?

Is it like espresso or more like a tea?

I had some Taiwanese coffee/w alcohol that was super fucking yummy once, but the serving was so fucking small.
A few sips and it was gone. At $4.00 a pop how many of those can you have.

Oh my goodness it was good though. 

It's tea, dude ...

It's black tea brewed with whole spices. Try it as a cold latte, it's awesome.

Werd ...

I use this one, slightly modified:  http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/homemade-chai-tea-recipe/



double the spices and half again the water. Then let it simmer back to one quart before adding 6 bags of Earl Grey. Bottle it in a one quart Grolsch. Twelve ounces over ice, topped up with 8 ounces or so of almond milk and a few drops of liquid stevia.

Absolutely awesom stuff.

Sounds it ...

Yeah thanks, I'll give that a try sometime.

Sometimes you just gotta hand it to the hippies ...

Sometimes you just gotta hand it to the hippies ...

What, soap?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM OBVIOUS JOKE.

^5

This has become a cool thread again. Went south badly after the OP lost her shit...

Si pretty much made this thread ....
... just sayin'