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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


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Re: espresso Reply #30 on: May 20, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.

W0rd. part of the reason why i decided to never breed is i rather spend my money on colored duct tape and candy... then.. you know.. important stuff.

i had $63 dollars in my bank account last time i checked.. and spent $14 of it on a motorhead shirt and another $13 on  alcohol and energy drinks last night .. how many days are left this month??!?!? FUUUUUUCK.

at least i pay my bills first  ;D



Re: espresso Reply #31 on: May 20, 2012, 01:16:26 PM
Meh. Do what I did. Find a rich fat girl with a nice house someplace warm. I clean the pool, walk the dogs, cut the grass, cook the meals, get a nice allowance to do the shopping and I get to lounge around the pool, hang out at the beach, and don't have to get a job... problem is I got bored and want to buy a motorcycle. Oh well.
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Re: espresso Reply #32 on: May 21, 2012, 06:08:26 PM
I'm not sure HOW I am with it ...
... booze, however, is a must!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: espresso Reply #33 on: September 10, 2012, 09:08:13 AM
... booze,

BEST part of finally (In two months) getting my own place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
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-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #34 on: September 10, 2012, 03:21:03 PM
Wow ...
So, asshole's traveling, and you finally took the fuck off?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #35 on: September 10, 2012, 06:22:36 PM
Depends on what you mean by traveling.... I finally found a J.O.B! And yes! I'm taking the fuck off!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #36 on: September 10, 2012, 06:24:15 PM
I thought he got some job where he has to travel ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #37 on: September 11, 2012, 08:46:02 AM
Turns out I can be somewhat gullible and over-trusting.  He does have a job now but, that doesn't change who he is.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #38 on: September 12, 2012, 06:48:57 PM
Ahhhh ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #39 on: October 09, 2014, 06:51:03 AM
I've been drinking a ton of chi the lately.

shits delicious!



Re: espresso Reply #40 on: October 09, 2014, 08:38:14 PM
I'm not aware of any coffee product called chi. What nationality is it and how is it prepared?

Is it like espresso or more like a tea?

I had some Taiwanese coffee/w alcohol that was super fucking yummy once, but the serving was so fucking small.
A few sips and it was gone. At $4.00 a pop how many of those can you have.

Oh my goodness it was good though. 
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Re: espresso Reply #41 on: October 13, 2014, 01:49:03 AM
It's tea, dude ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #42 on: October 13, 2014, 06:39:28 PM
It's black tea brewed with whole spices. Try it as a cold latte, it's awesome.
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Re: espresso Reply #43 on: October 19, 2014, 01:54:42 AM
Werd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #44 on: October 21, 2014, 04:55:19 AM
I use this one, slightly modified:  http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/homemade-chai-tea-recipe/



double the spices and half again the water. Then let it simmer back to one quart before adding 6 bags of Earl Grey. Bottle it in a one quart Grolsch. Twelve ounces over ice, topped up with 8 ounces or so of almond milk and a few drops of liquid stevia.

Absolutely awesom stuff.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2014, 04:56:19 AM by Zoomie »
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Re: espresso Reply #45 on: October 21, 2014, 09:15:30 PM
Sounds it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #46 on: October 22, 2014, 12:15:20 AM
Yeah thanks, I'll give that a try sometime.
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Re: espresso Reply #47 on: October 22, 2014, 02:45:40 AM
Sometimes you just gotta hand it to the hippies ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #48 on: November 01, 2014, 04:19:32 PM
Sometimes you just gotta hand it to the hippies ...

What, soap?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM OBVIOUS JOKE.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: espresso Reply #49 on: November 02, 2014, 12:26:51 PM
^5
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #50 on: November 06, 2014, 08:05:28 AM
This has become a cool thread again. Went south badly after the OP lost her shit...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #51 on: November 06, 2014, 12:33:45 PM
Si pretty much made this thread ....
... just sayin'
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')