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espresso on: December 09, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
...what do you do at the exact moment when your soul pushes away from the shore?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 03:05:46 AM
Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 08:48:22 AM
For the record, I *am* trying to sell him something...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 09:23:51 AM
Work me, baby. Work me...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 10:50:57 AM
Nothing adds insult to injury like knowing you paid to get the clap.



Re: espresso Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
*Luna sharpens Zoomie's razor blade with her cuntstrap*
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #6 on: December 10, 2010, 05:02:49 PM
Ok, it's Z's forum; I'm gonna lay back and not give a fuck ...
Good to see you again, "R" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #7 on: December 10, 2010, 06:07:22 PM
Note to lurkers; A cuntstrap is the result of an extreme gonorrhea infection of an elongated labia.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: espresso Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 02:13:18 PM
*takes notes while still not giving a fuck*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 04:21:20 AM
I'll take it! ;)



Re: espresso Reply #10 on: August 29, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
The espresso or the cuntstrap(ing)?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #11 on: September 04, 2011, 11:53:10 AM
It's a two for one sale...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #12 on: September 06, 2011, 02:27:00 PM
Sweet!
Summer clearance sale!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #13 on: September 13, 2011, 08:51:24 PM
Lily Allen,
Never Gonna Happen
It's Not Me, It's you

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #14 on: September 14, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
So, as i was saying about twelve posts ago.....

.......maybe I don't have something for Sale exactly Mister Z.....


But a trade-  I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

And you'd like to acquire ____________?

Maybe we can bargain.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 01:43:42 AM
I'm looking for a bike, (you know the kind)

Village?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: espresso Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
Some sort of all-terrain kick-ass bike.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #17 on: September 17, 2011, 09:48:02 AM
Hahahahaha!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #18 on: September 26, 2011, 09:41:39 PM
Sun Drifter CB... ladies 16" frame in fuchsia pearl...

http://www.sunbicycles.com/product_detail.php?short_code=Drifter+CB&cl1=BIKE+PATH

Do the cooter a favor and get a noseless seat at WalMart $17.00

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-No-Pressure-Bike-Seat/9207800
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #19 on: September 26, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #20 on: September 26, 2011, 10:52:12 PM
ThanX !!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
Meh. Mountain bikes are where it's at.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: espresso Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 05:34:50 AM
No mountains here, few off road trails and I use it as my primary transport when I'm not working. The pedal forward cruiser design puts much less strain on the lower back, so I can ride 120+ per day.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: espresso Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 05:51:55 PM
I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 06:25:38 PM
Gain weight, roll everywhere.



Re: espresso Reply #25 on: September 28, 2011, 12:09:11 AM
Dual piston action Dave.  The harder you pump the faster you go. LOL
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: espresso Reply #26 on: September 28, 2011, 12:59:37 AM
I could always get one of those flexi-grip gyroscope things that Mr. Mackey invented. Dave, you know what I'm talking about right?

Mr. Garrison made it in the episode "The Entity" (season 5, episode 11) ...

-"Can you make one WITHOUT something sliding in and out of your ass and mouth?"
-"Why would you want to do that?"

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: espresso Reply #27 on: October 01, 2011, 10:30:30 PM
My bad- Of Course Mr. Garrison invented THAT.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: espresso Reply #28 on: May 20, 2012, 05:39:59 AM
espresso is so fucking noms.. but i'm poor and have bad priorities.. I only drink that shit if someone else is buying.

$5 dolla for drink ima pwn in like 10 minutes? no!



Re: espresso Reply #29 on: May 20, 2012, 09:33:38 AM
bad priorities

Story of my fuckin' life. I'll happily spend endless money on bullshit like booze and herb, but I agonize over stupid things like new shoes or clothes.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.